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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 07:55:59 No.57453007 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57453216 >>57453388 >>57454181 >>57454589 >>57455005

>WE WANT SIZE ACCURATE POKEMONS
>I-It's a Floette?
>AIEEEEEE I DIDN'T MEAN TO BUMP ON HER, CHANGE IT BACK, CHANGE IT BAAAAAAAAAAASAACK
Faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 07:57:21 No.57453010 Report

Quoted By: >>57453019 >>57453023 >>57455100

What are you even talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:00:55 No.57453019 Report

Quoted By: >>57453160 >>57454574 >>57454580 >>57455090 >>57455308

>>57453010
People complain about small size mons in the overworld. They can't dodge them while riding their Raidons because they are tiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:02:04 No.57453023 Report

Quoted By: >>57453027 >>57454580

>>57453010
The user is complaining about the ease of accidentally starting encounters with diminutive pokemon in some areas of recent pokemon games such as Scarlet and Violet, exacerbated by the fast travel methods mandated by an open world. He frames his complaint as a response to a strawman saying some shit nobody EVER said or cared about, because he's a faggot. Tripping over smallmons did feel bad tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 08:03:49 No.57453027 Report

Quoted By: >>57456087

>>57453023
>I-It never happened. Y-You are strawmaning
Typical history revisionist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:07:16 No.57453160 Report

Quoted By: >>57453170 >>57453415

>>57453019
Oh, Is that right?
I thought it was because they pop in one meter ahead of you, With the low frame rate no matter how much pre input turn you do you aren't getting it in time for a dodge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:14:58 No.57453170 Report

Quoted By: >>57453195

>>57453160
>You thought
I think you didn't play the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:30:04 No.57453195 Report

Quoted By: >>57453294 >>57453415

>>57453170
I have more time play time on that shit game than you ever played Pokemon and that's not including the 9000+ hours on SwSh the better game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 09:41:00 No.57453216 Report

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>>57453007
album art thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:15:51 No.57453294 Report

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>>57453195
>SS the better game
You should be in jail for posting garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 10:52:52 No.57453388 Report

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>>57453007
Thats the problem with spawning, not the size.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:12:14 No.57453415 Report

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>>57453160
>>57453195
>complains about Pokemon popping up in front of you in SV
>while praising SwSh
Fucking KEK you couldn't make more obvious bait
SV didn't have that problem at all, SwSh had it really bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 11:32:47 No.57453454 Report

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>waaah waaah now I have to battle in Pokémon!?!? and you mean I can't see them first?!?! How will my attention span survive?? I HATE this game!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:05:35 No.57454181 Report

Quoted By: >>57454190 >>57454310 >>57454351 >>57454373 >>57454863

>>57453007
>WE WANT SIZE ACCURATE POKEMONS
No I don't. I want pokemon to bigger than their actual listed size. Charizard, for example, should be 6 or 7 ft; I shouldn't be looking down at Charizard like he's a small petite woman.
The Alpha variants in Legends often feels like they should be the canonical size instead. If a pokemon knows fly or surf, I should realistically be able to climb onto it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:08:04 No.57454190 Report

Quoted By: >>57454310 >>57454351

>>57454181
A youtuber did a video recently where the gimmick was "no pokemon taller than 5'9" lol"

Like buddy, out of ~1050 only like 200 of them are, pokemon are not large, kind of embarassingly so

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:25:05 No.57454276 Report

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Sizes are weird. You'd expect legendaries to be kaijus but nope!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:33:39 No.57454310 Report

Quoted By: >>57454351

>>57454181
>>57454190
This, they made a huge mistake making so many of them so fucking tiny, everything should be at least 2x times bigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:43:35 No.57454351 Report

Quoted By: >>57454367 >>57454393 >>57454540 >>57454593 >>57455876 >>57455897

>>57454181
>>57454190
>>57454310
Pokemon are made with children in mind. So they are children sized. You don't like it? Don't play it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:46:07 No.57454367 Report

Quoted By: >>57454511

>>57454351
Some children are big boned

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:47:22 No.57454373 Report

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>>57454181
>he's a small petite woman.
For america's standards maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 15:50:52 No.57454393 Report

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>>57454351
Even then there's stuff like Groudon or Kyogre which are depicted in different media as Godzilla-sized but in game they are like 11'6" and 14'09" respectively, that doesn't seem right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:17:05 No.57454511 Report

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>>57454367
thats what Munchlax is for

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:22:46 No.57454540 Report

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>>57454351
The issue is they feel small even compared to the child you play as in game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:27:44 No.57454574 Report

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>>57453019
I accidentally bumped into two shiny rookidees so seems worth it to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:28:54 No.57454580 Report

Quoted By: >>57454584 >>57455413

>>57453019
>>57453023
Capsakid was so obnoxious.
FUXK gamefreak for locking true flight to the end of the dlc. Cucked out of hovering over the grass and the water (looking at you Veluza).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:29:55 No.57454584 Report

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>>57454580
Forgot picrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:31:18 No.57454589 Report

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>>57453007
>WE WANT SIZE ACCURATE
For combat, retard.
>POKEMONS
Stupid piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:33:04 No.57454593 Report

Quoted By: >>57454650

>>57454351
Children loves giant kaijus, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 16:47:00 No.57454650 Report

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>>57454593
>Children will love what I told them to love
Never have children

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:28:41 No.57454863 Report

Quoted By:

>>57454181
Charitard height copeoid detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:42:16 No.57454912 Report

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I fucking hate bumping into Nymbles and Flabébés the size of a pixel when I’m running around on handheld

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 17:58:15 No.57454979 Report

Quoted By: >>57455003

Funny how this isn't a problem in PLA, the game that /vp/ seems to hate all of a sudden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:02:29 No.57455003 Report

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>>57454979
>the game that /vp/ seems to hate all of a sudden.
It's literally just one autist and several trolls copying him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:02:40 No.57455005 Report

Quoted By: >>57455063

>>57453007
I want size accurate mons that don't automatically intiate battles when you touch them. Let pokemon use attacks in the field, and you could dodge the attacks to avoid battle or maybe the attacks would damage you if you don't throw out a pokemon to defend yourself with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:12:37 No.57455063 Report

Quoted By: >>57455084 >>57455655

>>57455005
You want a game that's not pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:15:56 No.57455084 Report

Quoted By: >>57455103

>>57455063
PLA already did like 80% of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:16:51 No.57455090 Report

Quoted By: >>57455127

>>57453019
Shame SV didn't have Legends' capture system, or at the very least, mechanics regarding initiating battles.
Touching a Pokemon to start combat is too clunky with how many spawners the games have active at once and there are definitely some Pokemon that are obscenely small/hard to see in certain environments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:19:17 No.57455100 Report

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>>57453010
>wouldn't it be cool if pokemon did blabla?
>pokemon does blabla
>REEEE WHY DID POKEMON DO BLABLA
Online Pokemon discussion in a nutshell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:19:45 No.57455103 Report

Quoted By: >>57455134

>>57455084
Correct because PLA is basically a spin off and goes against the point of using or connecting in any meaningful way with your pokemon. It's an attack and roll game with pokemon as enemies and you as the main player, with a mini game called pokemon battles shoehorned there just in case

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:24:04 No.57455127 Report

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>>57455090
SV let you start a fight launching the ball

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:25:17 No.57455134 Report

Quoted By: >>57455144

>>57455103
It's a pokemon game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:26:29 No.57455144 Report

Quoted By: >>57455158

>>57455134
That plays as a spin off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:26:47 No.57455147 Report

Quoted By: >>57455179

I want size accurate Pokémon with Legends overworld mechanics.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to have standard overworld encounters with size accurate models needs to be shot twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:28:37 No.57455158 Report

Quoted By: >>57455187

>>57455144
I don't care. Nobody but you was talking about spin offs or main series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:31:10 No.57455179 Report

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>>57455147
>I want to throw pokeballs at Pokemons I can barely see
You should be shot 3 times. What makes you think walking into the them is harder that throwing balls with that aim

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:32:23 No.57455187 Report

Quoted By: >>57455196

>>57455158
>I don't care
More like you don't understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:33:48 No.57455196 Report

Quoted By: >>57455207

>>57455187
Maybe you should re-read the post chain, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:35:34 No.57455207 Report

Quoted By: >>57455226

>>57455196
Buddy you need better reading and comprehension skills, my problems aren't as bad as yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:37:57 No.57455226 Report

Quoted By: >>57455258

>>57455207
Whatever. You said I wanted a game that isn't pokemon, I said a pokemon game did it already, and you statted reeing about it being a spinoff. You didn't say I wanted a spinoff game, you said I wanted a game that was not pokemon. PLA is pokemon. I don't care if it's a spinoff or not. I don't misunderstand, I just don't care what you want to categorize it as. Its still pokemon. Mystery Dungeon is a pokemon game, spinoff aren't suddenly Digimon just for being spinoffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:42:40 No.57455258 Report

Quoted By: >>57455263 >>57455275

>>57455226
In other words, you don't want a pokemon game and get mad when others call it a spin off. Ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:43:20 No.57455262 Report

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PLA is mainline

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:43:24 No.57455263 Report

Quoted By: >>57455270

>>57455258
Aw, you forgot my protip about highlighting text before replying again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:44:11 No.57455270 Report

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>>57455263
Highlight these nuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:44:28 No.57455275 Report

Quoted By: >>57455289 >>57455336

>>57455258
Spinoff games are pokemon games, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:47:04 No.57455289 Report

Quoted By: >>57455293 >>57455295 >>57455305 >>57455312

>>57455275
Not PLA. It's fundamentally flawed and goes against the core of pokemon games

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:47:32 No.57455293 Report

Quoted By: >>57455318

>>57455289
It doesnt go against catching and collecting Pokemons at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:47:40 No.57455295 Report

Quoted By: >>57455318

>>57455289
Irrelevant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:49:31 No.57455305 Report

Quoted By: >>57455331

>>57455289
So did Snap, and that's still a pokemon game. No one cares if its a spinoff or not, it's not a distinction that matters. Pokemon Rumble is still a pokemon game even though it's a spinoff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:50:18 No.57455308 Report

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>>57453019
I never had this issue somehow. Only time I'd "accidentally" get into a battle is when the pokemon approaches me. Which actually got me a shiny once as I went away from my switch to piss once and came back to being in battle with a shiny crab

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:50:34 No.57455312 Report

Quoted By: >>57455331

>>57455289
What does the P on PLA stand for, retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:51:14 No.57455318 Report

Quoted By: >>57455324 >>57455335 >>57455336

>>57455295
Nigger
>>57455293
It skips battles entirely and it doesn't make you use the mons you catch. Masuda said it once, if they let the player fight pokemons then what is the point of catching pokemon at all. It's not a pokemon game, but if you wanna call it pokemon, then call it the pokemon antichrist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:52:08 No.57455324 Report

Quoted By: >>57455374

>>57455318
Theres multiple battles in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:52:57 No.57455331 Report

Quoted By: >>57455350

>>57455305
Rumble is a spin off and it never tried to pretend to be a main game like the poison that PLA is
>>57455312
P stands for Piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:53:25 No.57455335 Report

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>>57455318
Ok so like, Ranger? Still a pokemon game. The criteria for a pokemon is not "a game that isn't flawless" or "a game that I like". It's a pokemon game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:53:34 No.57455336 Report

Quoted By: >>57455350 >>57455374

>>57455275
PLA is mainline

>>57455318
>it skips battles
You didnt play the game. I had plenty of battles in PLA. One of the best parts about it was taking on 4 pokemon at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:55:12 No.57455350 Report

Quoted By: >>57455374

>>57455331
>spin off and it never tried to pretend to be a main game
No. One. Cares. Its still a pokemon game. Spinoffs are pokemon games. Go outside.

>>57455336
>PLA is mainline
The post was not about PLA, I don't care what you want to call it, it's irrelevant to the point. This sperg is just having a fit over it out of nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 18:59:33 No.57455374 Report

Quoted By: >>57455391 >>57455395 >>57455405

>>57455324
4?
>>57455336
>You didn't play the game
YOU didn't play the game
>I had plenty of battles in PLA
No
>One of the best parts about it was taking on 4 pokemon at once.
Done since Pokemon XY
>>57455350
PLA will be a pokemon game when it stops going against Pokemon. Stop skipping battles, stop making the game a hit a run game, stop making me not use my pokemons. This shit is not pokemon fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:02:22 No.57455391 Report

Quoted By: >>57455412

>>57455374
>Stop skipping battles, stop making the game a hit a run game, stop making me not use my pokemons
All things which also apply to pokemon pinball. Which is still a pokemon game. Go outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:02:35 No.57455395 Report

Quoted By: >>57455412

>>57455374
4 is more than in RBY so yes. PLA also has more Pokemons to catch and battle so basically its more Pokemon than RBY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:03:43 No.57455405 Report

Quoted By: >>57455412

>>57455374
You battle the bandit trio, Rei/Akari, Volo, and Irida multiple times each plus many more you tard
You didn't play the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:05:18 No.57455412 Report

Quoted By: >>57455414 >>57455421 >>57455442

>>57455391
>>57455395
>>57455405
I already made my point. You are the same as race traitors. Form a line while I shot you in the head one by one

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:05:34 No.57455413 Report

Quoted By: >>57455492

>>57454580
>FUXK gamefreak for locking true flight to the end of the dlc
This. Koraidon/Miraidon was clearly shown to be able to fly in the game's intro. That's just one of their natural abilities that should be available in the base game of SV, not hidden behind DLC. I've seen people defend Game Freak for this and I have no idea how.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:05:39 No.57455414 Report

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>>57455412
Trolololoooo :D

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:06:38 No.57455421 Report

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>>57455412
Sneed and Chuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:10:59 No.57455442 Report

Quoted By:

>>57455412
Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:20:14 No.57455492 Report

Quoted By: >>57455534

>>57455413
i honestly wouldn't be surprised if the reason it was held back was because it took them that long to program flight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:25:55 No.57455534 Report

Quoted By: >>57455724

>>57455492
Anon do you think devs program games in order of gameplay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:44:39 No.57455655 Report

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>>57455063
The start of a melty before the fit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:56:25 No.57455724 Report

Quoted By: >>57455752

>>57455534
are you autistic or just retarded?
i was talking about them struggling with implementing flight due to their incompetency and deciding to cut it from the base game until they had more time to work on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 19:59:57 No.57455752 Report

Quoted By: >>57455849 >>57455929

>>57455724
Flight is in the base game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:13:55 No.57455849 Report

Quoted By: >>57455859

>>57455752
i'll take that as "retarded" then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:14:58 No.57455859 Report

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>>57455849
Ok man, whatever you say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:17:16 No.57455876 Report

Quoted By: >>57455884 >>57455921

>>57454351
I was already 5'4" by the time I was 11 and I'm the midget of my family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:18:55 No.57455884 Report

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>>57455876
Do you think you had some kind of point here, or did you just get confused and thought this was a bloging site

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:21:48 No.57455897 Report

Quoted By: >>57455921

>>57454351
>do you have a criticism about something? Then abandon it completely

Fucking brainlet take.
Besides, even as a kid I was disappointed charizard wasn't like 6'6+

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:26:14 No.57455921 Report

Quoted By:

>>57455876
>>57455897
Manchildren

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:27:27 No.57455929 Report

Quoted By: >>57455933

>>57455752
...after they patched it in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:28:20 No.57455933 Report

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>>57455929
No it was just in the game. Gliding isn't meaningfully more complicated than free flight, and wild pokemon already free fly. It's in the base game.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:37:46 No.57455997 Report

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pokemon being small is so lame
they should just go with the rule of cool, pokedex numbers be damned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Feb 2025 20:51:22 No.57456087 Report

Quoted By:

>>57453027
You are the one that came here to literally put words in our mouth.

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