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/pug/ - Pokémon Unite General

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 16:13:42 No.57466391 View View Reply Original Report

>Information
https://unite-db.com/
https://uniteapi.dev/
>Test Server (Needs VPN)
https://publictest-pu.com/index.html

>Upcoming
- Suicune (March 1)
- Alolan Raichu (April)
-Alcremie
>Current
- Remoat Stadium returns to Ranked!
-First to 500 battle mode
- https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtml
- Patch notes:https://unite-db.com/patch-notes

Previous: >>57444117

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 16:14:16 No.57466401 Report

Quoted By:

Sex with Blissey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 16:22:38 No.57466578 Report

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>My boy is in
A damn shame I never got into Unite though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 16:27:36 No.57466682 Report

Quoted By: >>57471374

Guess I'm playing Pikachu to fuck over all these god dang speedsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 16:41:25 No.57466973 Report

Quoted By: >>57467005 >>57467967

>Remoat Stadium is back
>With all the flaws that made them remove it in the first place
>The 4 classic speedsters got buffed
Welcome back 2022 speedster meta I hate it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 16:42:35 No.57467005 Report

Quoted By:

>>57466973
Yep, I don't fucking miss this shit at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 17:01:38 No.57467377 Report

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>felt like timi had finally balanced speedsters after teetering between busted and dogshit for so long
>now they're busted again
I play hunky-chunk defenders and I'm getting OBLITERATED in seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 17:19:09 No.57467670 Report

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bros i forgot how to jungle on remoat stadium
also i do NOT miss the moving lillipup

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 17:35:30 No.57467967 Report

Quoted By: >>57468081

>>57466973
Ah yes, I remember Meowscarada being from the initial roster back in 2021

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 17:42:38 No.57468081 Report

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>>57467967
I thought the 4 buffed were Absol Gengar Talonflame and Zeraora. Granted I just skimmed the patch notes 2 days ago.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 17:49:46 No.57468206 Report

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>try out new 500 point battle mode
>pick Meowscarada
>get technology for increased experience gain for wild Pokemon
>shred everyone because I'm overleveled
>get technology for increased damage if I have more aeos energy
>also get technology for increased aeos energy capacity to 100
>shred harder
>being a tank loses meaning
>the moment I jump on an attacker, it disappears if I'm not CC'd
Well, that seems unbalanced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 17:50:06 No.57468212 Report

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The Aeos Technology in first to 500 being randomized is complete horseshit, it should be 3 fixed choices based on your pokemon. That way you still get to customize your build as the match goes and who your opponents and allies are, without getting fucked over by RNG just not giving you the one you really need.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 18:34:33 No.57468911 Report

Quoted By: >>57474774

So why did the leakerfags fail to mention that Alcremie was coming to Unite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 18:36:46 No.57468946 Report

Quoted By: >>57473090

how do you play dragonite in this shit bros i feel like completely useless when i pick him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 18:59:22 No.57469273 Report

Quoted By: >>57469305

Here's your improved tutorial cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 18:59:26 No.57469276 Report

Quoted By: >>57469335 >>57470578 >>57470804

I think they made it impossible to get out of bot matches now.
I left like three bot matches in a row and it still wouldn't let me fight real players.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 19:01:25 No.57469305 Report

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>>57469273
That shit flashes so fast I don't think any of the children or casuals could read or learn from it lmao.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 19:04:32 No.57469335 Report

Quoted By: >>57470578

>>57469276
You have to win a bot match in order to play with humans again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 19:10:36 No.57469421 Report

Quoted By:

alcreamie lmao it's like they want this game to die as fast as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 19:42:36 No.57469931 Report

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these matches are making me wanna kill myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 19:52:48 No.57470084 Report

Quoted By: >>57471491 >>57472397

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 20:22:57 No.57470578 Report

Quoted By:

>>57469335
>>57469276
If true, that’s a fucking horrible change. Besides the fact that bot battles simply aren’t fun, you can legitimately lose them because of the weird stupid jobber a.i that punishes you for playing too good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 20:25:13 No.57470613 Report

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>team chooses FOUR attackers
>bad enough already, but we're in a speedster meta so even defenders not named snorlax get shredded in 0.2 seconds
I'm going to scream into my pillow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 20:40:37 No.57470804 Report

Quoted By:

>>57469276
holy shit Marvel Rivals bots wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 21:16:16 No.57471323 Report

Quoted By:

shapely softness...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 21:19:33 No.57471374 Report

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>>57466682
Yes and no. I'm getting hit with a single crit off absol unite and dying, or talonflame the same level as me can fly-aerial ace instantly kill me. On the other hand it gets to ray time, I put my unite, it gets one tick off and softens the enemy team enough that my team sweeps through. I might have to start going full supprt-tanky items to hope I can survive at least one crit at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 21:27:38 No.57471491 Report

Quoted By:

>>57470084
Will never not be true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 21:27:55 No.57471495 Report

Quoted By: >>57472164

Meowscarada is actually so fucking broken. And it’s so broken in such a way that it was obviously the intended outcome. This fucker both has bulk and deletes anything in 2 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 21:47:01 No.57471728 Report

Quoted By:

Just played a bot 500 game and when I was at 490 all 5 enemies sat at base to make sure the game lasted as forever as possible. Cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 22:00:20 No.57471892 Report

Quoted By: >>57472273 >>57476189

I think this season is actually killing me on the inside, holy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 22:20:19 No.57472164 Report

Quoted By:

>>57471495
Why do you anons like to torture yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 22:20:45 No.57472170 Report

Quoted By:

did they implement (or intend to) the sableye rework from the chink version?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 22:27:29 No.57472273 Report

Quoted By: >>57472466

>>57471892
I don't know what happened, I've been getting a lot of the usual suspects I know from 1500 - 2000 Masters over the seasons, including dedicated talonflame and absol players, but now they're back on Remoat they've gone full retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 22:39:14 No.57472397 Report

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>>57470084
this happened to me yesterday even after grinding for 4 HOURS on ultra 2 and 1
i could have reached masters in the VERY LAST GAME right before the season ended but my teammates have a combind iq of a goldfish and i lost the very last game
(i wasent playing blissey at this time btw cause my teammates are ass i was playing either defenders or all rounders cause i cant rely on them for shit)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 22:45:22 No.57472466 Report

Quoted By:

>>57472273
>2021
>9/10 ignore Drednaw for Rotom
>Why are we losing?!?!
>2023
>9/10 ignore BotRegi for Eleki
>Why are we losing?!?!
>2025
>9/10 ignore Drednaw for Rotom
>Why are we losing?!?!

War... War never changes...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 22:49:59 No.57472516 Report

Quoted By: >>57472542

only true vets remember the ignordred

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 22:51:49 No.57472542 Report

Quoted By: >>57472676

>>57472516
I miss ignordrednaw.
Seeing a level 4 Machop at Zapdos was funny, even if it meant you were probably gonna lose unless he was on the enemy team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 23:00:47 No.57472676 Report

Quoted By: >>57473365

>>57472542
what's even funnier was the player had good winrate with crustle so he just felt like trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 23:30:35 No.57473076 Report

Quoted By:

holy shit I'm having real genuine fun again
I love you Remoat
I'm so sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 23:31:46 No.57473090 Report

Quoted By:

>>57468946
You need support up your ass, preferably a Blissey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 23:42:29 No.57473229 Report

Quoted By:

Oh this is fucked, why am I managing to survive being slept by gengar, ulted by greninja, and mean look locked down by umbreon as meow. We were all the same level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Feb 2025 23:52:49 No.57473365 Report

Quoted By: >>57473495

>>57472676
Yeah, when he actually tried he was pretty good.
There's just a few select mons like Machamp, Talonflame, and I think Pikach where he went full troll mode.
I wish I could be like that, but the urge to win is too great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 00:01:29 No.57473495 Report

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>>57473365
For me it's either 1. a name I recognise and fucking hate or 2. a name I recognise and don't particularly hate but also if they fuck with me I have zero issue throwing the game on purpose (I'm an eevee fag with a fucking blue ribbon on glaceon don't try and shove me out of jungle as a no ribbon basic bitch zeraora when you have a perfectible serviceable top lane umbreon yellow ribbon with you). Spite is a powerful motivator that overcomes many obstacles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 00:06:18 No.57473542 Report

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I could never troll nor throw, it just not within my spirit..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 00:15:03 No.57473648 Report

Quoted By: >>57474674

the rng gods must be having a good laugh right now, I keep getting tossed over to japan servers but getting slowbros that make shit that shouldn't work work - like a scald telekinesis slowbro that would 1v3 zera-gengar-greninja, not even with level advantage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 00:30:57 No.57473821 Report

Quoted By: >>57473894

Ft500 is such hot ass man one shitty player and you're massively behind the whole game even more than usual without a hail mary

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 00:38:18 No.57473894 Report

Quoted By:

>>57473821
I've just been roaming the map ripping objectives apart as meow or dragapult. Only time I've had trouble is when the enemy had mime-talon-blastoise death ball but I just went to the other side of the map

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 00:45:44 No.57473989 Report

Quoted By: >>57474165 >>57474172 >>57474394 >>57474436 >>57474811 >>57474869

>>57466391
>pikachu that permanently stays as pikachu
>pikachu that evolves
Does anyone else have a problem with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 00:50:54 No.57474055 Report

Quoted By: >>57474370

>Blue / Orange Buffs now flash the description of what they do after killing them
Was this a Remote thing or is it new?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 00:59:44 No.57474165 Report

Quoted By: >>57474303

>>57473989
Golduck still has a chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:00:04 No.57474172 Report

Quoted By:

>>57473989
Why would it be a problem? There's all the eevees and the urshifu and scyther/scizor split, this is just the same kind of thing. You have your anime pikachu mascot option and your raichu option now, win/win (except if you prefer kanto raichu but I'm also sad about having A9 and Adash instead of classic so w/e)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:10:58 No.57474303 Report

Quoted By:

>>57474165
I Want To Believe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:16:25 No.57474370 Report

Quoted By:

>>57474055
New.
Didn't do that back when Remote was in Ranked years ago.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:19:01 No.57474394 Report

Quoted By:

>>57473989
>kanto Raichu has been one of my favorite mons since rb
>don't like anime pikachu
>alolan raichu is a great concept but ruined by its weird ear and eye designs
pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:20:02 No.57474405 Report

Quoted By: >>57476189

Still haven't won a single 500 game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:23:05 No.57474436 Report

Quoted By:

>>57473989
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:29:25 No.57474507 Report

Quoted By:

>lane glaceon
>tries to 1v2 buzzwole snorlax after a leafeon gank kills the unevolved umbreon
>CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT as I'm getting a double kill bot
>spends all game standing next to wild pokemon being autoattacked to death
Ah I was worried for a moment there, I had 5 wins in a row

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:42:33 No.57474661 Report

Quoted By:

First to 500? more like First to Shit

We need to free Pokémon from these chinks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:43:48 No.57474674 Report

Quoted By: >>57474789

>>57473648
We are not playing with you when we say these japs are playing these games with Hack apps

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:46:12 No.57474701 Report

Quoted By:

>Every pekemon is now mine
And now...... even these coins will turn cold.....
I can finally expand my Emblem Slots!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:49:22 No.57474729 Report

Quoted By:

Im more mad about the Snorlax holowear side will not get the free 10 throw balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:55:00 No.57474774 Report

Quoted By: >>57474789

>>57468911
I think Eevee may have hinted at it. He's not bothered in leaking anymore, only to his inner circle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:56:22 No.57474789 Report

Quoted By: >>57474874

>>57474674
Oh. Lame. What's the point of playing a ranked game if it is not for improving your personal skill and game sense? Why not go to a single player game or PvE? How hollow a victory that is, to only succeed through hacking.

>>57474774
Alcremie was hinted at ages back, we just never got anything more solid than "yeah a few stray file names point to it" kinda things

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:58:10 No.57474811 Report

Quoted By:

>>57473989
Not me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:58:20 No.57474814 Report

Quoted By:

Are we really just going to get insta kill by that Green tranny cat, Talonflame, Absol and Gengar

So we are really not allowed to fight back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 01:58:46 No.57474817 Report

Quoted By:

first to 500
so remember that one small niche thing that eldegoss can do
where leaf tornado can move mons like regileki faster
well thats actually useful now
she is very good in this mode
(also mr mime can still heal them but that really isnt that useful)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:03:24 No.57474869 Report

Quoted By:

>>57473989
Yeah
Alolan Raichu should just come as Alolan Raichu
leveling up is a struggle.
these evolving Pokémons are just free kills in this Gank-Dash meta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:04:11 No.57474874 Report

Quoted By: >>57474910

>>57474789
It makes so much sense as a support too, but jeez, how many fairies is that again?

I believe later this year we are getting the three remaining Eevees (Year of Eevee, plus they are a tryhard pick, and they seem to be tryharding for audience now)
And the Lati twins. Spragels got leaks about them being the pokemon day legendaries but then he said that they got switch to come later in the year instead.

Eevee seems to hint at all them in his recent pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:08:06 No.57474910 Report

Quoted By: >>57475063

>>57474874
As an unapologetic eeveefag I'm huffing my copium for a cool tank vaporeon and all rounder flareon, and my Never Fucking Ever wish for jolteon is for it to be a disruptive support like taking pikachu and pushing it more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:08:56 No.57474918 Report

Quoted By: >>57475074 >>57476468 >>57476660 >>57478743

That's 5 Girly/tranny coded Pokémon release in a row

Tinkaton
GRapidash
Suicune
ARaichu
Alcremie

Someone in Timi got thier balls chopped off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:22:43 No.57475063 Report

Quoted By: >>57475122

>>57474910
Jolteon reads as a speedster to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:22:54 No.57475066 Report

Quoted By: >>57475081 >>57475088

>Still no new healers
C'mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:23:32 No.57475074 Report

Quoted By:

>>57474918
first time since release i've straight up stopped playing, too. Didnt even bother getting to masters this season. Guess i'll check back in may or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:24:05 No.57475081 Report

Quoted By: >>57475096

>>57475066
What is Alcremie tard?

It will cream you straight in your mouth for heals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:24:39 No.57475088 Report

Quoted By: >>57475096

>>57475066
Alcremie was revealed duder, it's probably gonna have something with Decorate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:25:20 No.57475096 Report

Quoted By: >>57475189

>>57475081
>>57475088
Did they hard confirm it's a healer? They could do some stupid shit and make it a tank.
>Hurr big cake makes you have to break layers before you can damage it
Or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:27:58 No.57475122 Report

Quoted By: >>57475189

>>57475063
No shit anon. If it isn't a speedster with at least one stun I'll be shocked. But I can still have my silly never ever gonna happen thought of a support based on slowing the enemy and speeding yours up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:33:57 No.57475189 Report

Quoted By: >>57475264

>>57475122
Okey...

>>57475096
Thats a support mon guaranteed, so its not a big stretch. Decorate has to be a part of its kit, as other anon said

Sinistcha would also be an obvious support choice that'd be pretty cool imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:43:06 No.57475264 Report

Quoted By: >>57475613

>>57475189
>Sinistcha
Well fuck, now I want this more than ever, but I bet we're getting Jirachi or Victini as a support first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:52:16 No.57475360 Report

Quoted By:

Bringing back Remote was a bad low IQ decision

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 02:55:24 No.57475389 Report

Quoted By:

>it's another team chases sableye all game instead of getting objectives and forcing the enemy to fight us so we lose game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:17:15 No.57475572 Report

Quoted By:

Damn, this game has added so many gen 8 pokemon and there are still many left to add with so much potential: Corviknight, Toxtricity, Applin (to Hydrapple tho), fucking Dracovish, Grimmsnarl, Hatterene... Calyrex with two paths ala Urshifu...
At one time Thievul was rumoured and that would be a surprise, but I dont think any of the ones I posted above would surprise anybody really

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:21:27 No.57475613 Report

Quoted By:

>>57475264
We know from the tera leak that Polteageist was proposed as a launch playable pokemon in the game proposal.
I think Eldegoss took its place (Eldegoss wasnt on that proposal yet it made it in)

As a side note, Golduck was proposed too, and... Lets just say its looking raugh for the discarded ones (the other two were Froslass and Golisopod)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:27:27 No.57475665 Report

Quoted By: >>57475708

>invite someone on friends list to play
>declined
>queue up
>he's on the enemy team as part of a trio
>spend all game being a petty cunt and target him
>almost throw the game blowing my slowbro ult on him (cinderace) instead of the garchomp
He sent me the daily aeos coin thing afterwards LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:31:40 No.57475708 Report

Quoted By:

>>57475665
Based petty anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:32:33 No.57475718 Report

Quoted By:

every time I think they couldn't possibly make a worse gamemode, somehow they manage to do it
500 is miserable

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:37:00 No.57475758 Report

Quoted By:

First to 500
would have been fun
if they made it a quick play
fast level up
only 1 goal per lane

It just feels so heavy and sluggish to play

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:44:43 No.57475816 Report

Quoted By: >>57475918

Bringing back Remoat was the best thing they could have ever done. Unfortunately, they also decided to make Speedsters utter fucking cancer in the same breath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:50:39 No.57475859 Report

Quoted By:

500 mode is fun, snowbally but fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:55:23 No.57475905 Report

Quoted By:

Bringing back Remote is Chinese communist propaganda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 03:56:41 No.57475918 Report

Quoted By:

>>57475816
The map is small and everything has such little health it's a free all you can eat buffet for speedsters. Why bother going supports or almost any tank when you can go double speedster one all rounder two attackers and get all objectives in 5 seconds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 04:01:39 No.57475962 Report

Quoted By:

Requiring us to win 20times in 500 is out of touch lefty chink lunacy and Demonic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 04:26:13 No.57476171 Report

Quoted By:

Schizo buzz word spamming aside, how exactly are people losing f500? You go something that can kill mobs fast and rotate around the map constantly focusing on securing those, leaving your brain dead/actual 8 year old team mates focus on brawling on goals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 04:28:30 No.57476189 Report

Quoted By:

>>57474405
.
>>57471892

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 04:35:28 No.57476253 Report

Quoted By: >>57476271

I predict Alcremie futa jokes to be an occurring thing..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 04:38:54 No.57476271 Report

Quoted By:

>>57476253
fruita

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 04:40:18 No.57476282 Report

Quoted By:

500 mode is immoral and miserable

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 04:59:53 No.57476433 Report

Quoted By: >>57476468

Creaming Alcremie with cream

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 05:02:41 No.57476468 Report

Quoted By: >>57477656

>>57474918
>Most MOBAS has Waifus
>Waifus make the most income in MOBAS
>Timi finally looked at the Pokedex and discovered the full list of Waifumons in Pokémon
>Fairy is thee Waifu type that is why most of the Waifumons are Fairy hench why there is a lot of Fairies
Expect more Waifumons to come

>>57476433
While she's creaming you with cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 05:13:14 No.57476537 Report

Quoted By:

>You go something that can kill mobs fast and rotate around the map constantly focusing on securing those

Lmao to dream the impossible dream
If only i dobt have to worry about leveling up and they gave me free absol and talonflame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 05:17:12 No.57476553 Report

Quoted By:

Had a decent 6 or 7 winstreak until the Rotomgamers arrived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 05:22:00 No.57476572 Report

Quoted By: >>57476661

>finally get a free skin from the mystery box
>it's fucking jester sableye
I'm never going to be free of this little fucker. Maybe I'll go back to working on my blue ribbon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 05:39:39 No.57476660 Report

Quoted By: >>57476734 >>57476873

>>57474918
How the fuck does ARaichu fit? I can kind of see it for the others, if you squint really hard, but this one?..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 05:39:42 No.57476661 Report

Quoted By:

>>57476572
Only free skin I've gotten so far is tuxedo Gengar which is like yeah fine I'll take it, I was already using a green tier holowear before anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 05:54:39 No.57476734 Report

Quoted By: >>57476804

>>57476660
Hang on let me try and channel schizo right wing retard thoughts. ARaichu is femme tranny shit because it is very round (gay boy emasculated shape) and brown (DEI tranny shit). It's also the pussy nerd psychic type, and the pokedex entries say something about rubbing it so a sweet scent comes out (gay).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 05:54:57 No.57476737 Report

Quoted By:

supple... sensual...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 06:06:44 No.57476804 Report

Quoted By: >>57476833

>>57476734
I... I think I've got brain damage from your post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 06:10:17 No.57476833 Report

Quoted By:

>>57476804
I did have to bash my head against a wall to get into the right mindset, glad you also get to experience it too. More seriously, it's best to just not think too much when morons post that kind of thing, you get it enough on actual important topics without also ruining your mood over a children's video game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 06:15:17 No.57476864 Report

Quoted By:

First to 500 is the most miserable mode in unite so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 06:16:32 No.57476873 Report

Quoted By: >>57476888

>>57476660
Its the twink chubby version of the OG Raichu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 06:17:58 No.57476888 Report

Quoted By:

>>57476873
But Raichu's already chubby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 06:53:47 No.57477175 Report

Quoted By: >>57477662

Got mad, instalocked meow for 23 games, got to masters with 82% win rate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 07:16:48 No.57477357 Report

Quoted By:

oh f500 sucks if you're not playing a speedster or attacker, I see now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 08:05:07 No.57477656 Report

Quoted By:

>>57476468
Grass is the top waifu type and it keeps getting more and more of them each gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 08:06:18 No.57477662 Report

Quoted By: >>57477709 >>57477919

Theia Sky Ruins spoiled me and I am reminded that jungling kinda sucks on Remoat Stadium. Bouffalant and Ludicolo buffs are borderline worthless compared to Accelgor and Escavalier ones. I also dislike jungle's layout in general. Wild Pokemon are so far away from each other and the fountains in the middle are so unnecessarily big.

I am not happy with the fact that both ranked and "First to 500" take place on this map.

>>57477175
I might do the same. Every time I don't go into jungle, I lose. For example, I decided to play Snorlax (got hopeful after seeing its buffs) and got promptly shredded by Zeraora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 08:14:57 No.57477709 Report

Quoted By:

>>57477662
Yeah Remoat's jungle is ass with how far you have to go out for the corphish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 08:44:53 No.57477892 Report

Quoted By:

First to 500? More like First to win rate decrease!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 08:45:39 No.57477895 Report

Quoted By:

So what are you guys expecting from Alcremie? I feel like she's going to pull a Hoopa and G-max for her Unite, changing moves for two stronger ones that buff allies. I wouldn't be surprised either if one of her move choices is between decorate and aromatherapy too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 08:50:01 No.57477919 Report

Quoted By: >>57477951

>>57477662
if you're not confident in always getting jungle you may want to instead instalock zeraora, absol, or even talonflame, as they all have a better laning time than meow. I don't care if I get shoved lane as meow cause it's my main speedster but it's a miserable affair 9/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 08:54:41 No.57477951 Report

Quoted By: >>57477997

>>57477919
As another Meow player I'm fine with lane, your unevolved moveset is literally just diet Leafeon which is a decent place to work from.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 08:55:55 No.57477960 Report

Quoted By: >>57478703

The only thing good about this cursed miserable pokemon day event tbhwy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 09:03:22 No.57477997 Report

Quoted By:

Lost my first f500, took 11 games but I got a team full of moonrunes and they fucking sucked. Not much I can do against an absol and gengar 4 levels ahead of me. Oh well.

>>57477951
Mm I feel that, I do enjoy some lane leaf. I hate having to do it as meow, I've been burned way too many times with my jungler fucking up and trying to force a gank with me barely evolved, I can play better from behind as leafeon at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 09:06:31 No.57478019 Report

Quoted By: >>57478197

why does it feel like exp share is mandatory in both lanes on reshit island?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 09:41:45 No.57478197 Report

Quoted By:

>>57478019
Really, to me I'm starting to feel Exp Share is just a wasted slot?
Ever since I stop taking Exp Share on Clefable, my heals and shields are so big, when I go for a more aggressive build my bursts are so massive, I catch the enemy team by surprise with it, no more walking punch bag!

I don't think, I ever want to use Exp Share again unless I'm laning with a trustworthy friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 11:45:47 No.57478703 Report

Quoted By:

>>57477960
I'm so glad I skipped this battle pass because I was seriously considering dropping the cash on it just for the eye color

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 11:55:52 No.57478743 Report

Quoted By: >>57478801

>>57474918
Dont forget the eevees and latis coming this year as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 11:56:27 No.57478747 Report

Quoted By:

Rank having 5 class is a low iq subhuman chink decision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 12:09:24 No.57478801 Report

Quoted By: >>57479346

>>57478743
None of those are happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 13:53:59 No.57479346 Report

Quoted By:

>>57478801
You are 5 times wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 14:38:22 No.57479706 Report

Quoted By:

Why'd they buff the speedsters?
I thought they were in a pretty good spot, now they're just fucking busted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 14:56:27 No.57479870 Report

Quoted By: >>57482137

We got rid of the OP horse
Just to get essentially 5 more busted speedsters.

Playing Pokemon Unite is a miserable experience full of never ending suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 15:29:00 No.57480156 Report

Quoted By: >>57480277 >>57480320

Is Tink still good after the Thief nerf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 15:44:50 No.57480277 Report

Quoted By:

>>57480156
Yeah she's fine it wasn't a huge blow to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 15:50:09 No.57480320 Report

Quoted By:

>>57480156
Thief damage didn't matter anyways it was the sped up boosted auto that made it strong. It hurt your neutral camping but by the time you evolve into stage 1 you should be stacking your passive anyway instead of farming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 15:51:22 No.57480328 Report

Quoted By:

As a top regi and rotom enjoyer I am quite enjoying the first to 500 event.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 16:37:32 No.57480660 Report

Quoted By:

>get zapdos and we all score like 600 points
>still lose cuz we were getting beaten just that badly for the other 8 minutes
kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 16:51:10 No.57480764 Report

Quoted By: >>57480777 >>57482856 >>57484476

Is it just me or does hardly anyone play attackers anymore?
Probably because of all the speedsters that make even tanks quiver in fear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 16:53:05 No.57480777 Report

Quoted By:

>>57480764
I've been having a lot of success with Amp Pikachu spamming Unite on every Speedster I come across
Except Talon, for some reason that thing is now as bulky as Snorlax. And I'm not saying that as a joke, I literally watched a Snorlax take more damage from my Unite while I was targetting a Talon with my skills, that shit is fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 17:08:42 No.57480887 Report

Quoted By: >>57482858

Why does every Darkrai in 500 suck?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 19:08:30 No.57481647 Report

Quoted By: >>57481660 >>57481771 >>57482037

How should I be playing comfey? Is the game play loop really based around jumping on and off my partner as often as I can?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 19:11:19 No.57481660 Report

Quoted By:

>>57481647
Yes, so you can get your max flower stacks for better healing.
Also don't always stick to one guy, heal whoever needs it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 19:28:05 No.57481771 Report

Quoted By:

>>57481647
Only pocket someone if they're REALLY good. There's no point in healing and dying for a teammate that afk jungles and feeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 19:35:21 No.57481821 Report

Quoted By: >>57481989 >>57482097 >>57482170 >>57482296 >>57482834 >>57483899

just downloaded what am I in for?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:00:09 No.57481989 Report

Quoted By:

>>57481821
>"We're REALLY struggling! :("
>"Thanks!"
>"You lose! :("
>"Thanks!"
>"Buy Aeos Gems you fucking paypig!"
>nerfs to all the mons you like
>"Thanks!"
>buffs to all the mons you hate
>"Thanks!"
>Ultra Rank elo hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:07:01 No.57482037 Report

Quoted By: >>57482165

>>57481647
The key to playing Comfey is to not because I will find you and kill you in half you dumb sissy cockring poofter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:16:46 No.57482085 Report

Quoted By:

Decidueye's arrows are fucking bugged, it takes a million years to recharge one arrow what the fuck timi, FUCK you timi FUCK YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:18:34 No.57482097 Report

Quoted By:

>>57481821
The endless raping you force yourself to like no matter how much it hurts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:26:08 No.57482137 Report

Quoted By:

>>57479870
The current meta is way worse. When it’s only like 1 or 2 broken mons, you can just vote to ban them, but when it’s a whole bunch like this there’s nothing you can do except embrace the shitty meta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:28:53 No.57482148 Report

Quoted By: >>57483577

I forgot the strategy for remote stadium. Isn’t the bottom objective really OP and should be prioritized over the top one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:32:16 No.57482165 Report

Quoted By: >>57482193

>>57482037
>Hides and is safe nuzzling with my tanky wanky >w<
What now, faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:33:10 No.57482170 Report

Quoted By:

>>57481821
Fun in the beginning when you don’t know what you’re doing but you’re playing vs people that also don’t know what they’re doing, then miserable once you reach ultra and masters tiers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:35:59 No.57482186 Report

Quoted By:

Flailax feels weaker in this update. Did they nerf his damage?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:37:14 No.57482193 Report

Quoted By:

>>57482165
I'm stunning you and any other shit biscuit that shows up into oblivion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:47:52 No.57482267 Report

Quoted By: >>57482443 >>57483061

>Defenders are officially dead
>Supporters will be the ones getting nerfed instead of the busted Speedsters
I have seen this before..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 20:51:40 No.57482296 Report

Quoted By:

>>57481821
A fun little game you can just do a couple matches in when you feel like unlike other mobas where you're stuck for 30 minutes minimum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 21:15:51 No.57482443 Report

Quoted By:

>>57482267
HAHAHAH FUCK oh man remember that brief moment of time where support TF was a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 21:31:18 No.57482513 Report

Quoted By: >>57482590 >>57482858

Was Talonflame always this bulky

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 21:43:54 No.57482590 Report

Quoted By:

>be trevenant
>getting absolutely shredded by hexgar
wtf
>>57482513
No, not until this patch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 22:13:13 No.57482817 Report

Quoted By:

F500 is evil and not fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 22:15:07 No.57482834 Report

Quoted By:

>>57481821
Suffering.
Chinese communist IowIQ manifestations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 22:17:37 No.57482856 Report

Quoted By: >>57484499

>>57480764
What?
Gardevior
Greninja
Sylveon
Cinderace
Owlmon
Inteleon
Even Pikachu
Are all mandatory at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 22:18:12 No.57482858 Report

Quoted By:

>>57480887
Graphical change of its unite move combined with the lack of cooldown reduction from blue buff messes with my muscle memory. I feel like my dash has half a second longer cooldown now. Weird wild Pokemon placement doesn't help too. Give me some time and I'll be back carrying you.

>>57482513
I swear Gengar is surprisingly bulky now too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 22:22:44 No.57482889 Report

Quoted By:

Man, I can't believe I reached masters with a bot game. It just feels wrong but whatever. Also, fuck Speedsters like holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 22:49:48 No.57483061 Report

Quoted By:

>>57482267
Snorlax and Blastoise are still viable. Overleveled Snorlax in particular is still a terrorist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 23:03:41 No.57483164 Report

Quoted By:

is bluestacks still the way to play this on PC?
seems like it got bought by some faggots and is packed with ads and trackers now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Feb 2025 23:31:13 No.57483365 Report

Quoted By: >>57483773

lost my second f500 game out of 16 because I was a dumb bitch and died on zapdos and got a 45 second respawn timer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 00:04:03 No.57483577 Report

Quoted By: >>57483633

>>57482148
How could you forget the lord and savior IGNORDREADNAW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 00:12:06 No.57483633 Report

Quoted By:

>>57483577
Despite his name he actually did show up to every Drednaw, he just did so while severely underlevelled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 00:18:56 No.57483666 Report

Quoted By:

You guys ready for whales to get suicune in 7 hours and feed every game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 00:32:34 No.57483773 Report

Quoted By:

Well that's my 20/20 f500 games done, two losses where one was completely out of my control and the other was completely my own fault >>57483365

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 00:47:24 No.57483882 Report

Quoted By: >>57485013 >>57486658

what the FUCK is that nasty plot cooldown now
darkrai is becoming more and more of a grief pick with every patch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 00:48:07 No.57483886 Report

Quoted By:

>Zoroark, Absol, Talonflame, Sableye, Meowscarada
I've never felt this afraid of Speedsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 00:50:07 No.57483899 Report

Quoted By:

>>57481821
you WILL regret the mons you got with your hard earned currency

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 00:52:11 No.57483911 Report

Quoted By:

Snorlax is literally the only defender in the current meta that can fuck with speedsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 01:13:14 No.57484017 Report

Quoted By:

Ngl, Snorlax is kinda fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 01:13:39 No.57484019 Report

Quoted By:

>get to masters
>decide to not instalock speedster jungle
>our talonflame immediately feeds double buffs to enemy pikachu and turns into a rotom gamer
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 01:27:53 No.57484099 Report

Quoted By: >>57484130

creamy kissables...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 01:32:39 No.57484130 Report

Quoted By:

>>57484099
I can't wait for Alcremie, either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 01:36:09 No.57484157 Report

Quoted By: >>57484381

I dont think I have been in a match today with no Geninja in one of the teams

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 01:48:32 No.57484232 Report

Quoted By:

I regret buying mons with 3 stage evos
I want my money back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 02:11:37 No.57484381 Report

Quoted By:

>>57484157
Makes sense, unite move is a great secure and you have all the tools needed to outplay speedsters right now with the option to go shuriken for kiting and life steal for better survival depending on the enemy team. There's a one trick geninja on my friend's list I don't mind getting stuck in lane with but fuck me I'm tired of getting 99% of lane frogs I can only do so much as umbreon or blissey 1v3 at drednaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 02:31:10 No.57484476 Report

Quoted By: >>57484533

>>57480764
Speeders are dominating so attackers went into hinding.
The only attackers who can stand a chance against the speeder meta are...
Greninja because it can escape with double team and pressure or chase enemies with shuriken.
Pikachu who can stun lock and spam its unite (Talonflame is very bulky and more Talonflame users are using focus band)
Cram with dive and hurricane or dive and air slash
Espeon with stored power can make a clean escape against Speeders except Talonflame with Fly.
A good mon that supports Speeders is Trick/ball hoopa. That extra shield is really good and Blissey got nerfed hard but if you ask me it wasn't enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 02:37:28 No.57484499 Report

Quoted By: >>57484517

>>57482856
Pikachu and Grenigga I'd agree with, everyone else (especially Owl) gets wiped off the map in the blink of an eye.
Well, Sylveon takes two blinks due to how tanky it is for an Attacker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 02:40:43 No.57484517 Report

Quoted By: >>57484533

>>57484499
Sylveon is still bad because it can't chase after a speeder like Blue Kermit or Stun lock it like the yellow rodent.
Bugs bunny is debatable with Feint

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 02:44:23 No.57484533 Report

Quoted By: >>57484993

>>57484476
Blissey is still fine, it's just not an ultra/low Masters/start of season pick. Safe Guard on your buzzwole/cinderace/absol/metagross etc so it doesn't get bumped by sucker punch/fly+/double team stun/volt tackle is never going to be weak. Hell I've had games saved by a cheeky safe guard on pikachu so it can get the volt tackle on fly+ talonflame

>>57484517
The cinder mains are still going to do work with feint blaze kick as always but the mains I know in my region have plain been doing lane talon/absol/greninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 04:16:03 No.57484993 Report

Quoted By: >>57485033

>>57484533
Not that anon but what about pyro ball? I know its an aim move and those are harder to hit against speeders but blaze kick has been getting nerf after nerf in the previous patches.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 04:20:38 No.57485013 Report

Quoted By:

>>57483882
>Nasty Plot [NERFED]
>Cooldown increased: 3s -> 5s
Holy crap, you are right. Developers didn't even include this change in patch notes. So this is why Darkrai feels so off now.

Yea, I might stop playing after a few days. Just lost two more ranked matches on a map I dislike due to Meowscarada. This just isn't fun, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 04:23:11 No.57485033 Report

Quoted By:

>>57484993
I'm not a cinder main I'm the tank/support keeping them alive so they can get three kills while our team is chasing the enemy greedent. Depends on how your team mates and the enemy are acting. For example if the cinderace trusts me and/or the other tank/support/all rounder they'll take pyro ball for quicker clean up, if they don't and/or are expecting to have to try and survive on their own because some fuckwit fed the shit out of absol that it two shots me on umbreon they go blaze kick. It may also be a case of going kick and not caring about damage because the cinderace is basically just bait for the more fed speedster/all rounder on his team. There's also cases of going kick feint to do brief interrupts before unite move to secure an objective instead of trying to shred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 04:37:25 No.57485118 Report

Quoted By: >>57485310 >>57485596

I have to win TWENTY fucking games a week of this garbage if I want a chance at my boys skin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 05:13:44 No.57485310 Report

Quoted By:

>>57485118
Took me 22 games, 21 as meow and one as blastoise to finish a battle pass mission. Just pick away at it a few games a day, not all on the same day. Aim for dead hours if you can for a higher chance of being put in bot games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 05:54:58 No.57485501 Report

Quoted By:

stroking her smooth shapelies...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 06:25:58 No.57485590 Report

Quoted By:

Rank is just 10x more horrible and vile
This is why I want only 3 classes so the try hards pay to wins go to masters already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 06:26:59 No.57485596 Report

Quoted By:

>>57485118
Its like force us to perform chinese communist demonic rituals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 06:55:28 No.57485701 Report

Quoted By:

Fug shields are 100x better
These lazy chinks could have just coded a Zapdos fug shield

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 07:10:22 No.57485764 Report

Quoted By:

Does the score shield item even work
Wtf?
This is some made in china bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 07:49:01 No.57485876 Report

Quoted By: >>57485911 >>57486123 >>57486314

My assessment of Suicune so far is that second speedsters get nerfed again and/or it's back on the slower sky ruins this shit is going to be out of control. Right now it isn't mobile enough nor does it rip objectives good like something less mobile like chandelure to be a consistent pick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 08:00:47 No.57485911 Report

Quoted By: >>57486123

>>57485876
It's a team fight pokemon in a gank and rip meta without A9's rfs aurora veil ripper build or lapras' unite map movement and sustain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 08:22:22 No.57485978 Report

Quoted By: >>57486651

Auroma Park is 100x better and funner and faster than garbage f500

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 08:31:28 No.57486000 Report

Quoted By: >>57486009 >>57486120

If you think 500 is too long, you may have ADHD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 08:35:17 No.57486009 Report

Quoted By:

>>57486000
I'm the anon that's been posting about beating it in 22 matches and I have ADHD. These people are just bad at the game or don't actually play it they just want a reason to go on about commie chink trannies or whatever brainrot has destroyed them. If anything, having ADHD should make them better at f500 as the constant DING DING DING of getting aeos energy and upgrades and shit spawning is free serotonin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 08:44:17 No.57486031 Report

Quoted By: >>57486052

Why does Remote feel so barren and empty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 08:49:40 No.57486052 Report

Quoted By: >>57486060

>>57486031
large stretches of empty ground to move across to get to smaller and less amounts of wild pokemon, the middle area have the HUGE corner blocks to get to an area that has no real objective or control focus besides when zapdos spawns which even then means little since zapdos dies to a stiff breeze

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 08:51:46 No.57486060 Report

Quoted By:

>>57486052
It's weird because it's a smaller map than sky ruins yet it feels larger and more empty because of shit like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 09:00:54 No.57486097 Report

Quoted By:

Guys WHY is spirit shackle bugged it takes 10 years to recharge one arrow with the owl, what the fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 09:06:55 No.57486120 Report

Quoted By:

>>57486000
>do human things
>"BRUUUHHHHH YOU GOT ADHD"
These "doctors" are quacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 09:07:14 No.57486123 Report

Quoted By:

I'm so tired of people showing up to dreadnaw 10 seconds after the enemy kills it and then everyone dying so the enemy gets to get a bunch of stacks early game, or wipe us and get zapdos for free. It's not that fucking deep to see that it's going to spawn in 10 seconds and maybe you should stop jerking off in top lane and come fight for it.

>>57485876
>>57485911
$50 it has a low win rate and gets unneeded buffs next patch when the actual problem is how busted talonflame and such are right now. A single talonflame on equal level should not be able to 1v2 a full health blastoise and pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 09:54:46 No.57486244 Report

Quoted By:

Suincune seems like that girl, that will get ruffied and rape by speedters no matter how much feminism is indoctrinated in culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 09:55:02 No.57486247 Report

Quoted By:

fuck this current meta, I should not be having an better time in ranked as lane talonflame than as umbreon/metagross/buzz/A9

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 10:29:52 No.57486314 Report

Quoted By: >>57486337

>>57485876
Only tried it out in practice but it seems like it's going to fuck in all rounder metas. Whirlpool/ice beam looks like the better set to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 10:43:17 No.57486337 Report

Quoted By: >>57486366

>>57486314
Yeah, once this bullshit speedster meta is fixed Suicune is going to be a menace. I don't expect it to be as oppressive as other releases if they leave it as it is now and don't be stupid and think it needs buffs due to low WR. Whirlpool seems like a really cool move in general to play around with, and you need to commit when you place it verses having two charges of Surf to adjust on the fly. Right now if you're going to play it you basically HAVE to take surf to maybe have a chance of surviving a speedster dive, since you can hold a charge and throw is behind you since meow/absol/talonflame are going to nuthin' personal kid you over and over. I've had some success with whirlpooling speedsters much like I would with using thunder-vol tackle as pikachu but the cooldown of whirlpool is not forgiving if you have already thrown it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 10:59:54 No.57486366 Report

Quoted By: >>57486408

>>57486337
Are you using icy wind with it? They clearly want you to use it with surf but I dunno man in practice it felt a little odd to use and the speed of ice beam seems really good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 11:20:05 No.57486408 Report

Quoted By: >>57490706

>>57486366
I used icy wind once and wasn't a fan. Felt like I should just go back to spamming mamoswine games. But it may also be because of having to deal with duo-trio speedster teams, ice beam being more instant is going to feel better when I have half a second before I explode. I can see icy wind feeling better in more sustained fight focused games. Still not sure why this is an all rounder instead of an attacker or, hell, support like wiggly/mime are with all this area control it has

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 11:32:30 No.57486441 Report

Quoted By:

Crustle should've never agreed to Sylveon's contract..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 11:37:12 No.57486451 Report

Quoted By:

Unite is RIGGED Rank!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 12:28:24 No.57486651 Report

Quoted By:

>>57485978
>Map decides to give your opponents every cocksucking Abra

Yeah nah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 12:29:12 No.57486658 Report

Quoted By:

>>57483882
Good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:10:55 No.57487033 Report

Quoted By:

Are we suppose to get 1000 suicune coins and get her for free by the end of this or just ticket as prizes as usual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:52:54 No.57487234 Report

Quoted By:

Just use Absol lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:41:40 No.57487427 Report

Quoted By: >>57488437

Why does flailax feels oddly stronger than before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 18:50:36 No.57488437 Report

Quoted By:

>>57487427
Snorlax got an HP buff, and part of flail’s dmg is based on max HP

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 19:05:56 No.57488504 Report

Quoted By:

Remoat Stadium is pure cancer in ranked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 19:12:43 No.57488536 Report

Quoted By:

>theiababbies can't handle CHADMOAT
i laff

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 19:24:34 No.57488592 Report

Quoted By:

>speedsters are cancer
>suicune is cancer
>teammates are cancer
>still having fun because remoat is a much better soloq map
now if only we could have day 1 theia back as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 22:07:08 No.57489548 Report

Quoted By:

Remote is ghetto as hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 22:47:46 No.57489779 Report

Quoted By: >>57491604 >>57491650 >>57492029 >>57493712

WHY IS TALONFLAME TANKIER AND WHILE STILL DOING MORE DAMAGE THAN BLAZIKEN LMAO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 23:13:17 No.57489933 Report

Quoted By: >>57491527

Got a lucky +10 :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 23:17:06 No.57489960 Report

Quoted By: >>57489970 >>57493712

wow there's really no point playing anything other than speedsters, snorlax, and maybe blaziken or espeon right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 23:18:28 No.57489970 Report

Quoted By: >>57490098

>>57489960
No point in playing ranked remoat stadium either since retards don't know how to take zapdos or even score early game goals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 23:31:00 No.57490047 Report

Quoted By:

>reboot the game while in matchmaking queue
>game thinks you abandoned a matchmade team
the devs are unironically retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Mar 2025 23:41:27 No.57490098 Report

Quoted By:

>>57489970
This shit is so arse, I'm a support/tank main so I'm not stranger to suffering, but I had to drag my arse to masters by instalocking meow 20 games in a row. I'm having more luck playing lane talonflame to win games. Sure, shake the meta up and give us new options, but turning ranked matches into fucking quick play clown fiestas is not it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 01:51:02 No.57490706 Report

Quoted By: >>57490752

>>57486408
>Still not sure why this is an all rounder instead of an attacker or, hell, support
Yeah, with the kit has it easily could've been a Defender or a Support.
It'd be more inline with what it's like in the mainline games, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 02:00:50 No.57490752 Report

Quoted By:

>>57490706
I've been going spoon incense resonant guard with shed doll. I'm not going to outdamage the speedster meta but I can make sure I stay alive for a good chunk of burst while popping off a few freezes. Still figuring things out. Current issue is that suicune is not here to pump out damage but people are expecting you to since you're the new release legendary pokemon, why aren't you doing zacian or buzzwole damage? I think in a week or so people will cotton on proper about suicune being consistent cc focused, not damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 02:28:20 No.57490884 Report

Quoted By: >>57491071

Unite is not fun anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 03:05:14 No.57491071 Report

Quoted By: >>57491309 >>57493712

>>57490884
speedster metas always ruin the game, would unironically not be upset if they just deleted them all from the game forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 04:01:27 No.57491309 Report

Quoted By: >>57492072

>>57491071
No matter what game, Assassins always ruin it, but Devs and Sweaties love them because le epic plays that they always get Metas tailored for them

This patch feels like the time LoL did class revamps and the Assassins went from broken to unstoppable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 04:19:35 No.57491389 Report

Quoted By:

Every Pokémon should just fully evolve at level 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 04:45:53 No.57491527 Report

Quoted By:

>>57489933
Cute
Im just not really into the East Asian Aesthetics
I wish I could sell the ones I got for holowear tickets.

give me a espeon witch holowear or a fortune teller

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 05:02:25 No.57491600 Report

Quoted By:

holy shit old map no one know how to rotate to draw this 2021 all over again ffs also fuck speedsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 05:03:10 No.57491604 Report

Quoted By:

>>57489779
Got a stat increase in for bulk, can easily stack 6 times, some Talonflames run focus band for even more bulk to counter other speeders like absol or other Talonflames so they can live 1 to 2 seconds longer and burst the enemy speeder down.
I really hate how Talon can stay in For for so fucking long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 05:16:27 No.57491650 Report

Quoted By: >>57492029 >>57492072

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 05:21:28 No.57491671 Report

Quoted By: >>57492072

Remember /pug if you are using Pikachu make sure you equip Amp and focus band. Amp to get Thunderstorm back quickly and Focus band to ensure Pikachu lives with at least 1 HP left when a speeder hits you so you can stun lock them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 06:30:05 No.57491910 Report

Quoted By: >>57492029

I love how speedsters have more bulk than defenders AND have lifesteal on top of that it's such cool design

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 06:55:10 No.57492017 Report

Quoted By: >>57498332

my girl's shapely hips...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 07:00:29 No.57492029 Report

Quoted By: >>57493712

>>57489779
>>57491650
>>57491910
They should change their blue icon to purple lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 07:07:17 No.57492043 Report

Quoted By:

ahhhhhhhhh good ol' team never once goes to drednaw but somehow both your top goals are broken every game I missed you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 07:17:15 No.57492072 Report

Quoted By: >>57492116 >>57493712

>>57491309
black cleaver stack talon, good times

>>57491650
I've legit just gone to instalocking talonflame and playing it jungle or lane depending on what others lock. Dunk my first point or two top lane, and if the enemy is being silly we either get a double/triple kill on them OR I just go bot lane on respawn and we wipe them there to snowball. I hate this meta lol.

>>57491671
focus band may help you early game but so far you're better going spoon amp buddy barrier - you're going to die from a stray crit from a speedster but your one or two ticks of unite plus the barrier you give to everyone else makes a huge difference. If you're in draft you may want to swap barrier or spoon out depending on how you're feeling about your own team with curse essence to thunder the goodra/buzz/umbreon and volt tackle the speedster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 07:34:38 No.57492116 Report

Quoted By:

>>57492072
I'm convinced this patch is bugged once again. Talonflame should not be this bulky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 07:45:49 No.57492146 Report

Quoted By: >>57492174

Enemy Suicune
>Combo god, manages to stun you twice with one combo. One shots attackers by scalding a frozen mon as intended

My Suicune
>Somehow literally doesnt get a single stun once the entire game even with his unite. Completely whiffs the scald

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 07:53:58 No.57492174 Report

Quoted By:

>>57492146
Basically every single F500 game ive been in. My suicune is guaranteed to be a drooling retard that ends the game with 20k damage while the enemy suicune is fairly competent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 08:09:15 No.57492217 Report

Quoted By: >>57493712

>enemy duo
>tryhard masters talonflame comfey
>my duo
>ultra 4 unevolved ceruledge that tries to 1v2 the comfey -talonflame that spends all game CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT afterwards
>ultra 1 shell smash crustle that keeps trying to back cap and instantly dies
lol I know it's the start of the season and all but looooooool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 08:18:53 No.57492248 Report

Quoted By: >>57492322 >>57492490 >>57493094

holy shit tornado spore goss during ft500 is very funny
just sending rotoms and elekis at mach speeds before the opponent can even react

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 08:33:47 No.57492295 Report

Quoted By:

Remoat challenge prize absolutely sucks.
Wtf are those weak ass shits
See communist can be greedy as fuck too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 08:43:12 No.57492322 Report

Quoted By: >>57492490

>>57492248
ok yeah if your team gets Zapdos with tornado Goss it's just an instant wincon you cannot stop it in time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 09:01:53 No.57492356 Report

Quoted By:

We do these chinks keeps sending me to chink and jap duo queue?
Dont they have a room for solo queues only
Communist game developers cant invent that yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 09:34:33 No.57492450 Report

Quoted By:

This shit game has too many gamer girls to function

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 09:38:27 No.57492462 Report

Quoted By:

Can we also pls have a nope button
During the player ok selection

I swear if there is more than 2 girl silhouette in your team its an istant guaranted loose.
Worse if its a tranny using unite to LARP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 09:52:55 No.57492490 Report

Quoted By:

>>57492248
>>57492322
Ok this sounds funny, I'll give it a go at least once when the 20 reset happens, thanks anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 10:54:42 No.57492668 Report

Quoted By:

Absol feels absolutely OP now. Gonna start practicing with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 13:24:36 No.57493068 Report

Quoted By: >>57493257

How much longer until people realize that Sableye is ass in the new mode too and if you want to be a score goblin you should pick something like Greedent, Crustle, or Talonflame?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 13:31:09 No.57493094 Report

Quoted By:

>>57492248
Pretty cool, and giving enemies brain damage by making them forget that leaf tornado makes them blind. Also support talents are fucking broken as shit.
Built in exp share, and max hp healing aura

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 13:32:31 No.57493100 Report

Quoted By: >>57493392 >>57493697 >>57494781

First to 500 is legitimately the most fun I've had playing this game in over a year and legit think it should've replaced Ranked if they were bringing Remoat back anyways and moved Theia to casual instead

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 14:10:00 No.57493257 Report

Quoted By: >>57493431 >>57493697

>>57493068
You forgot to mention the Queen of Scores, the Breaker of Goals, the Controller of Maps, DODRIO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 14:42:14 No.57493392 Report

Quoted By:

>>57493100
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I've been playing it way more than ranked.
I really should try to get to Masters, but eeeeehhhhh.....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 14:51:38 No.57493431 Report

Quoted By:

>>57493257
>Superior version of pic to show dem legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 15:55:45 No.57493697 Report

Quoted By:

>>57493100
Only thing I don't like about it is the rng upgrades.

>>57493257
True but speedsters aside from Gengar work in general for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 15:58:13 No.57493712 Report

Quoted By: >>57493846 >>57494162

>>57489779
>>57489960
>>57491071
>>57492029
>>57492072
>>57492217

Their HP and defense stats have also been buffed to the point where they are as tankier than some allrounders now. Their HP&def at lv5 now is the same as their previous lv8 stats. And their lv9 HP&def now is their previous lv12 bulk.

And they also got huge buffs in Atk or SpAtk stats, they basically have built-in attack weight (or SptAtk glasses for gengar) maxed out for free. Ex: talon at lv9 has 80 more atk than it used to.

This is already a lot of buffs, but then they are all getting random buffs in other areas too like move buffs or passive buffs. These guys are extremely dangerous rn, even against tanks, where snorlax can't even do his job with the new block buff. Highly recommend not to be playing attackers in this meta because it's literally impossible to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 16:06:39 No.57493745 Report

Quoted By:

Please... just stick together....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 16:26:05 No.57493846 Report

Quoted By: >>57494110 >>57494162

>>57493712
Is unite db updated? I want to compare how bulky talon is compared to all rounders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 17:11:32 No.57494110 Report

Quoted By:

>>57493846
It is update so you can compare it. You can ignore the defense penetration state since it does not tell the full story and its a minor detail compared to the stat bulk and attack the meta speeders got this patch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 17:20:47 No.57494162 Report

Quoted By: >>57494204 >>57495884

>>57493712
>>57493846
Don't forget Talonflame bulk doesn't fall off late game either because of Brave Bird+ damage reduction up to 75%.

For example, current level 7 talon has 4441 hp, pre patch talon had 4495 hp at level *10.* It's getting 2-3 extra levels worth of defense and hp during the early game. So Talon is bulker early game. You can compare it yourself on unite db

And talon specifically doesn't fall off in tankiness as hard late game thanks to brave bird+ providing damage reduction. Getting to lv 13 is also very easy as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 17:32:14 No.57494204 Report

Quoted By:

>>57494162
Also that 75% damage reduction from brave bird + last 5 seconds.
So yeah Talon have everything it fucking needs. The damage and speed of a speeder and the bulk of all rounders

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 19:07:19 No.57494752 Report

Quoted By: >>57495368 >>57495377

Is there ever a reason to pick Fairy Wind over Dazzling Gleam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 19:12:28 No.57494781 Report

Quoted By:

>>57493100
I haven't really had any fun with it because I don't have fun with any of the mons that are good in the mode, ADCs and Speedsters for example just bore me, and there's so much more depth to the mode plus buffs when snowballing that carrying retards becomes even harder. I shouldn't have the most damage dealt, KOs and score and especially not when half the time I'm having to solo objectives because my team is doing god knows what. Just do something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 19:19:44 No.57494825 Report

Quoted By: >>57494901

What the fuck do you mean suicunie is not a defender? fuck this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 19:34:21 No.57494901 Report

Quoted By:

>>57494825
I know, right?
I feel like it was intended to be a Defender but they switched it to an All-Rounder at the last second so it would sell more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 20:39:21 No.57495210 Report

Quoted By:

Before Venusaur and Azumarill, I used to main Talonflame so I logged in to my alt and my god it is so powerful, I can one tap enemies like they're a bunch of ants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:09:13 No.57495368 Report

Quoted By:

>>57494752
No. lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:10:50 No.57495377 Report

Quoted By: >>57495849

>>57494752
there's no reason to pick the horse in the first place, nerfs killed it and that was before they omega beefed up the other speedsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:24:41 No.57495443 Report

Quoted By: >>57495452

>rapidash has the lowest winrate but the highest banrate
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:26:11 No.57495452 Report

Quoted By:

>>57495443
Went from being banned cuz it was too good to being banned cuz now it fucking sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:38:51 No.57495514 Report

Quoted By:

I don't like not being able to choose where to launch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:37:52 No.57495849 Report

Quoted By:

>>57495377
>sad horse noises

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:41:41 No.57495884 Report

Quoted By: >>57496050 >>57496059

>>57494162
Well that explains a lot, thanks anon. I was defaulting to Fly as I'm used to having to time it to avoid and wait out things like glaceon/garde ult/buzz combo sort of shit but who cares if I can just have 75% damage reduction lmfao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:09:40 No.57496050 Report

Quoted By:

>>57495884
Good. The more information I can spread about Talon, the more people will use it and cause it's winrate and pickrate to sky rocket resulting in Timi having to hotfix/nerf Talon to make sure that bland boring Suicune sell. Abusing Talon and the other speeders is the only way to get them to be nerfed quickly since Timi cares more about money and they want Suicune to sell. That's why they made it an all rounder lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:11:12 No.57496059 Report

Quoted By: >>57496115 >>57496483

>>57495884
Good. The more information I can spread about Talon, the more people will use it and cause it's winrate, pickrate and banrate to sky rocket resulting in Timi having to hotfix/nerf Talon to make sure that bland boring Suicune sell. Abusing Talon and the other speeders is the only way to get them to be nerfed quickly since Timi cares more about money and they want Suicune to sell. That's why they made it an all rounder lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:12:39 No.57496068 Report

Quoted By: >>57496370

I hope one day they just decide to buff up the defense of every pokemon instead of offense and we go back to season 1 teamfights that lasted 5 years
fuck a "oops you die in .3 seconds from the speedster that has ten times the mobility, bulk and lifesteal as you" game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:20:41 No.57496115 Report

Quoted By: >>57497769

>>57496059
inb4 it's a setup to make people hate Talon so Timi has an excuse to use the change from chinese version

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:53:05 No.57496313 Report

Quoted By:

>lose two matches
>game suddenly can't find anyone in your region to match with
Coincidence? I think NOT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 00:04:54 No.57496370 Report

Quoted By: >>57496483

>>57496068
buddy barrier meta... home...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 00:25:38 No.57496483 Report

Quoted By: >>57497769

>>57496059
I hate having to play a lane speedster so I'm also happy to be doing my part to add to the fucked up pick/WR of talonflame. I really do want to play suicune, it should've been a defender and it scratches that itch of enjoying a9/mamo but not wanting to be forced to play mamo every game if you get me?

>>57496370
I'm rubbing my faggy little umbreon paws before remembering tinkaton is a thing and my team always lets her snowball

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 01:10:27 No.57496736 Report

Quoted By:

>play one ranked game to do a daily mission
>team has owl, beamsaur, crustle
>get rolled by three speedster enemy
yay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 01:19:21 No.57496792 Report

Quoted By:

eeveefags are a blight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 01:30:00 No.57496844 Report

Quoted By:

Blissey is still good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 01:52:04 No.57496962 Report

Quoted By: >>57496990

Venusaur is literally one big thick landing pad for Talonflame
stop using it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 01:53:18 No.57496966 Report

Quoted By: >>57496987

F500 is literal torture and capital punishment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 01:57:19 No.57496987 Report

Quoted By:

>>57496966
I just go sabeleye and ignore my afk teammates

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 01:57:46 No.57496990 Report

Quoted By: >>57497017

>>57496962
Nuh uh https://litter.catbox.moe/gsblcg.mp4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 02:03:01 No.57497017 Report

Quoted By:

>>57496990
Nice audio, brah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 02:04:00 No.57497022 Report

Quoted By:

My Azumarill is now a Punk Girl. I'm a bad trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 02:38:30 No.57497159 Report

Quoted By:

Every fucking game of F500 is me 1v9 the entire game. Is it too much to ask to ask for a single teammate that can get a single kill.
Every game is just me sitting on the final goal zone hoping my retarded team sneaks enough 5-10 pointers to win

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 02:46:50 No.57497205 Report

Quoted By:

>>57466391
This fucking game, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 03:52:41 No.57497442 Report

Quoted By:

First to 500 is a Flop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 04:08:15 No.57497507 Report

Quoted By:

pristine perfection...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:24:50 No.57497769 Report

Quoted By: >>57497832

>>57496115
Probably but I doubt it, but imagine only being able to Fly for 1 sec lol even though brave bird is the better move. I still want that Chinese chess game that looks fun
>>57496483
Good work. To be honest I want absol, meow and gengar to get hit with a nerf because they also got some bulk added to them but Talonflame does take priority first. I really don't see why Suicune wasn't a defender or support.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:47:13 No.57497832 Report

Quoted By:

>>57497769
Gengar FWAAAFWAAAFWAAA instantly makes me want to uninstall the game every single fucking time and I have to comfort myself with the fact it isn't quite as retard proof as the other speedster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:56:10 No.57497860 Report

Quoted By: >>57497976

>"As a result, these Pokémon will be more effective at KO’ing Attackers while still struggling against Defenders, reinforcing the role of Speedsters."
>our full health defender dies in 2 hits to the enemy Gengar
Oh I see. So speedsters are supposed to 1-shot everything except for Defenders, which take 2. This is truly a wonderful sense of balance and fairness the devs have bestowed upon us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:56:58 No.57497863 Report

Quoted By:

This meta is worse than the horse one
Wtf
What were these chinese communist thinning?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:59:57 No.57497867 Report

Quoted By:

>finish work for the day
>just want to turn brain off and get happy ding ding dings of f500
>literally everyone in the match are people I know from 1500 - 2000 Masters over the seasons
Jesus Christ I was not prepared for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 06:37:19 No.57497976 Report

Quoted By: >>57498133

>>57497860
at what fucking point were speedsters not effective at KOing attackers
the only exceptions are that retarded all-rounder in disguise armarogue and petal venu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 07:26:43 No.57498133 Report

Quoted By: >>57498227

>>57497976
well you see the problem was that supporters and defenders were supporting and defending the attackers so these buffs are to counter that from happening

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 07:44:53 No.57498178 Report

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Was wondering why I was struggling to force my team to win f500, someone dinged a surrender vote and only three voters appeared in the bar

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 08:12:13 No.57498227 Report

Quoted By: >>57498282 >>57498399

>>57498133
Most of the broken meta was All rounders, the only broken attacker meta I know of are duraludon, mewY, dragapult and miridon and if you catch them and focus fire they are dead.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 08:26:43 No.57498282 Report

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>>57498227
I stopped playing for several months when m2y meta hit and the only reason I haven't unistalled for this is to grab my 20 f500s to try and get some skins. I just want them to do the laziest change in making the defense pen only apply to Attacker class pokemon. Keep the fucked up all rounder defense buffs to speedsters if they want just for fuck sake why is talonflame both tankier and doing more damage than allrounders and shredding tanks.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 08:41:03 No.57498332 Report

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>>57492017
Why isn't Seviper in pokemon unite?

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 09:06:21 No.57498399 Report

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>>57498227
Well now the broken meta is Speedsters.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 09:19:20 No.57498443 Report

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F500 is getting Botty now
I saw 2 of my team mates who were in the enemy goal zone scoring and dropped everting just to get Zapdos

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