>>57472601 #>>57472904 #>>57472804 #It’s obvious Typhlosion was never meant to be popular. It wasn’t intentionally made to flop WAkY DELi style like some schizos say but Game Freak just doesn’t give a shit about it. It’s by far the most expendable starter in their eyes and it shows.
>>57472629It’s late Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They have genuine brain rot; partly due to social media, partly due to the pandemic, and other factors, They can’t enjoy things or form real connections so they focus on tearing things down to give their pathetic lives value. I’d pity them if they weren’t such unbearable cunts
>>57472953 Except even in that shit myth the typhlosion willingly sacrificed itself when the girl told it she wanted to live with her father. Meanwhile the humans abused her, forced her to wear a pelt, removed her humanity, and banished her. and if you believe she was a little girl who was raped (rather than an unmarried adult who fell in love like she actually was) that just make the villagers even more evil. The typhlosion is unironically the better choice
>>57473644All game freak had to do was pick three starters from different regions and NO ONE would bat an eye at Cyndaquil’s absence. Why couldn't they have used a Sinnoh starter in place of one of the Johto ones since no Sinnoh starter got anything last time? They went out of their way to make the stupidest possible as if to screw Typhlosion over again, despite its absence actually being logical.
>>57473610 You need to jump off a bridge
