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Stadium announcer quotes in honor of Ted Lewis

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He didn't have to go so hard for us. But he did.

The only "rule" is the quotes have to be in all-caps. To honor the passion and hype in his delivery.

> TAKEN DOWN WITH ONE HIT!

> WHAT'S THE MATTER, TRAINER?!

> GONE, IT'S A ONE HIT WONDER!

> AND THERE GOES THE BATTLE!

> SNOW IT IN! BLIZZARD!

> SUBMISSION GOING DOWN!

> OOOH, WHAT A SWEET SCENT.

> THIS MATCHUP HAS BECOME ONE-SIDED!

> MIGHTY BLOW FROM THE WORD GO!
> TAKEN DOWN ON THE WORD GO!
> THIS IS A WILD ONE RROM THE WORD GO!

> ONE'S STILL RARING TO GO. BUT THE OPPONENT APPEARS BEAT.

> EGG BOMBARDMENT!

> HEY HEY! IT BECAME ATTRACTED TO ATTRACTED TO THE OPPONENT.

> RIDE THAT SURF!

> A POWERFUL HIT! THE TYPE DISADVANTAGE HAS NO EFFECT!