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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:46:29 No.57494621 View View Reply Original Report

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what pokemon would taste the best

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:47:55 No.57494636 Report

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Bulbasaur and Ivysaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:49:13 No.57494643 Report

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Basculin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:51:54 No.57494657 Report

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Lapras pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:51:58 No.57494658 Report

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YOU SICK FUCKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:52:49 No.57494663 Report

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>>57494636
>>57494621
These look delicious but the fact these are cute little pokemon that are meant to be our friends is fucked up. starters should count as endangered species and be illegal to hunt for food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:53:22 No.57494666 Report

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if your cock twitched you're past the point of no return btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:56:52 No.57494680 Report

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>>57494621
>>57494636
animal abuse coded :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:58:03 No.57494685 Report

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>>57494621
Why the fuck would you make this, genuinely feels evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 18:59:25 No.57494691 Report

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>>57494621
LMFAOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 19:00:03 No.57494695 Report

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>really fat with natural resistance to fire
Dragonite is literally made to be slow roasted over a day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 19:00:35 No.57494701 Report

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>>57494621
This is how Game Freak chose Chikorita as a starter for ZA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 19:05:32 No.57494737 Report

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Game Freak should just retcon the entire idea of humans eating Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 20:16:07 No.57495092 Report

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>>57494737
You'll need to pry the Tauros steaks with a side of roasted Oddish bulb from my cold, dead hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 20:58:52 No.57495308 Report

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>>57494621
cute onahole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:00:46 No.57495323 Report

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>>57494680
Looks like something PETA would post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:10:15 No.57495373 Report

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>>57494621
Pfffthahahaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:14:13 No.57495395 Report

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>>57494737
>Game Freak should just retcon the entire idea of humans eating Pokémon.
Fuck no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 21:17:06 No.57495410 Report

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>>57494680
>coded
You don't belong here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:37:54 No.57495851 Report

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>>57494737
they've already kinda did. Since SWSH and Scarlet and Violet, all forms of meat are explained by being pieces the pokémon drop off their body and regrow over time, like crab claws and so on. So they use pokémon as a food source, but they don't kill and eat them no longer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:41:12 No.57495880 Report

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This is fetish content isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:44:35 No.57495899 Report

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Pokemon are our wives, not our food

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:46:24 No.57495911 Report

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>>57494737
The idea is barely present at all besides a couple obscure gen 1 dex entries + slowpoke tails (taken without killing them)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:47:34 No.57495917 Report

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>>57495911
What? If anything the more modern dex entries are the ones that more often mention eating Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:53:46 No.57495950 Report

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>>57495917
Gen 7 dex entries specifically, but it's more about pokemon eating each other than human eating them.
But it's cringe as well, dince they can interbreed and communicate with each others.
Pretty much cannibalism.
It would've been better to just keep some regular animals existing, as inferior beings that serve as food source for humans and pokemon (like plants do).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:54:18 No.57495953 Report

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>>57495911
Lapras's dex entries talk about it being hunted to near extinction as recently as sun/moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:58:34 No.57495974 Report

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why are these so funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 22:59:09 No.57495979 Report

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>>57495953
People don't always hunt animals to eat them. Elephants are killed for their tusks, so I always assumed Lapras were killed for their shells or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:01:10 No.57495995 Report

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>>57495953
actually in sun and moon they talk about the opposite problem. The Lapras repopulation's project was way too successful, and now there are way too many Lapras in nature

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:01:50 No.57496004 Report

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>>57494621
Laios, is that you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:02:30 No.57496009 Report

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>>57495995

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:27:34 No.57496162 Report

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I don't like seeing cute things hurt but I also love watching indians getting killed by trains and find it funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:53:19 No.57496315 Report

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>>57494621
Chikorita deserves it

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Anonymous Sun 02 Mar 2025 23:55:04 No.57496320 Report

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>>57494737
So is it right for pokemon to eat humans then or what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 00:01:28 No.57496353 Report

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>>57496320
Oh hey Shaunberg is back

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 00:02:41 No.57496359 Report

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>>57496353
MY NAME ISNT SHAUNBERG NIGGER

CRY MORE

WAIL MORE LIKE THE KIKE YOU ARE JEET

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 04:58:38 No.57497685 Report

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>>57494636
Yum!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:00:01 No.57497692 Report

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>>57495395
Not Alcremie :,(

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:20:55 No.57497759 Report

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>>57497692
Alcremie is cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:39:34 No.57497810 Report

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>>57494621
KEK!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:42:19 No.57497819 Report

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How the fuck hasnt bread dog been eaten

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 05:52:08 No.57497845 Report

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>>57495950
Regular animals could never evolve to fulfill their natural niches to the same capacity if wild Pokémon preyed on and took up their roles for millions of years. A Pyroar breathing literal fucking fire is eradicating a Zebra herd on its own and that's just one example.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 08:30:45 No.57498300 Report

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>>57496353
YOURE GOING BACK TO INDIA JEET

MY NAME ISNT SHAUNBERG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 10:24:11 No.57498661 Report

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The answer is *always* Tsareena's pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 11:36:04 No.57498841 Report

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>>57494657
I agree with this Pikachu of supreme culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 13:00:15 No.57499109 Report

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>>57494666
Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 13:04:55 No.57499124 Report

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>>57495092
I prefer hophip tea servers inside a Bellsprouts head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 13:24:20 No.57499170 Report

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>>57494621
>>57494636
>hehe if I keep posting this the random anons on 4chan dot org will be seething xD
go back
Chikorita won
Gen 2 won
Gen 5 won

your shitmon is irrelevant to Gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 14:33:47 No.57499362 Report

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>>57498661
Only good post itt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 15:18:03 No.57499547 Report

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>>57494621
I don't know, would never eat them even if they existed irl and tasted good, this shit is pretty sad to think about to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 15:20:54 No.57499563 Report

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>>57499109
don't look at me. not even a wiggle here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 16:00:43 No.57499754 Report

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>>57494621
wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 21:46:16 No.57501476 Report

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>>57495851
where does the pork used in ScVi sandwiches come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 21:59:18 No.57501549 Report

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>>57501476
Grumpig (it grows back)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 22:04:53 No.57501571 Report

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>>57494680
Post ribs, veganskelly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 22:18:25 No.57501635 Report

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>>57498661
Actually ended up trying Mangosteen because of Tsareena. It slaps but not as hard as the price for one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 22:25:15 No.57501680 Report

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>>57501635
I want to know why we don't have a Dragonfruit mon yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Mar 2025 22:40:41 No.57501749 Report

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>>57501680
A true rival for Tsareena. I do not acknowledge the gay duck

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