Vanilluxe exists. If I really have to give Vanilluxe some credit, I guess it’s got a certain whimsical quality. It’s so over the top with its ice cream and icicle combo that it’s hard not to admire how ridiculous it is. It’s not even pretending to be anything else it’s a dessert themed, frozen mess, and it owns it. Also, at least Vanilluxe looks stupidly happy all the time. Like, no matter how much I want to punt it into a volcano, it’s just there grinning and living its best life, completely oblivious to how much it’s despised. There’s a certain blissful ignorance to that and I guess in some twisted way, I respect it.