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>be college dropout Junichi Masuda
>1990 Nikkei crash has tanked the economy hard
>can't find a real job to sustain coke addiction
>get hired by accident by some trash studio set up by "old yakuza money" Ishihara who to this never worked a day in his life, a hopeless nerd Satoshi Tajiri whom he'd traumatiza for life, and tard-wrangled by an humourless engineer from Nintendo that everybody hated until he died (Iwata)
>job is some Poké-man game or something about catching bugs, you weren't really paying attention to the pitch since you are a music director
>somehow breakthrough and catch so much dirt on every developer, they name you director of the next game
>single-handedly kill Pokémania because you don't know shit about developing and Pokémon Gold/Silver takes forever to come out and has to be saved by Iwata, whom you'll hate for life since he ruined your vision
>run GameFreak with an iron fist for the next 20+ year, not a single leak comes out or a single fraud tried to steal your IP
>phone in BDSP because you can't be bothered, hear the higher ups want you to leave GameFreak
>they can't fire you because you are so powerful
>promoted instead to a higher paying job where you do fuck all and can only sue children making monster-catching games to compete with Pokémon
>see the dumpster fire that used to be Pokémon crash and burn under your protegeé Ohmori
We need him back.
We need a return to form.
>1990 Nikkei crash has tanked the economy hard
>can't find a real job to sustain coke addiction
>get hired by accident by some trash studio set up by "old yakuza money" Ishihara who to this never worked a day in his life, a hopeless nerd Satoshi Tajiri whom he'd traumatiza for life, and tard-wrangled by an humourless engineer from Nintendo that everybody hated until he died (Iwata)
>job is some Poké-man game or something about catching bugs, you weren't really paying attention to the pitch since you are a music director
>somehow breakthrough and catch so much dirt on every developer, they name you director of the next game
>single-handedly kill Pokémania because you don't know shit about developing and Pokémon Gold/Silver takes forever to come out and has to be saved by Iwata, whom you'll hate for life since he ruined your vision
>run GameFreak with an iron fist for the next 20+ year, not a single leak comes out or a single fraud tried to steal your IP
>phone in BDSP because you can't be bothered, hear the higher ups want you to leave GameFreak
>they can't fire you because you are so powerful
>promoted instead to a higher paying job where you do fuck all and can only sue children making monster-catching games to compete with Pokémon
>see the dumpster fire that used to be Pokémon crash and burn under your protegeé Ohmori
We need him back.
We need a return to form.
