MARNIE IS THE GREATEST POKÉGIRL OF ALL TIME, AND I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE. If you even dare to think there’s another Pokégirl that comes even close to her level, you are DELUDED, she’s the best thing to EVER happen to Pokémon, PERIOD.
LOOK AT HER. The spiky twin-tails? The black leather jacket? The adorably punk aesthetic? She is the PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT of effortlessly SEX. Other Pokégirls? Forgettable. Marnie? PURE SEX.
Her expressions? SEX.
Her outfit? SEX.
Her aura? PURE RAW SEX.
She dominates with presence alone. The moment she enters the screen, every other character is instantly IRRELEVANT.
I will never stop thinking about Marnie. NEVER.
Her battles? ALWAYS LOOKING AT HER.
Her music? Absolute BANGER.
Her style? ABSOLUTE SEX.
Her personality? LITERALLY PERFECT.
Her smile? RAW HARD SEX
The way she looks at you before a battle like she’s already won?? CUM ON HER BELLY.
If I lived in Galar, I would dedicate my life to supporting Marnie. Forget becoming Champion, I would become the real leader of Team Yell. I would make sure everyone in the region recognizes her greatness and have PURE RAW HARD SEX EVERY SINGLE DAY with that perfection.
She is the coolest, most iconic, most flawless character to ever exist. Every moment she’s on screen is SEX. Every word she says is LOVE SEX.
MARNIE'S PHYSIQUE IS A MASTERPIECE OF HUMAN PERFECTION. Every pixel of her design, every frame she exists in, is a gift to the universe.
Every step she takes is calculated perfection, every movement exudes an energy so powerful it could shake the very foundation of the world.
Marnie doesn’t need to try to look sexy. She simply is, and the world bows before her presence.
When I see her, my screen is INSTANTLY COVERED BY CUM, MY BALLS ARE EMPTY BECAUSE OF HER.
Marnie isn’t just my favorite Pokégirl.
SHE'S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF SEX
SHE IS THE REASON POKÉMON EXISTS.
Without Marnie, the franchise would be meaningless. You think Pokémon is about battle and shit? NO. IT'S ABOUT SEX WITH MARNIE
