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Anonymous Sun 23 Mar 2025 23:00:14 No.57605051 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57607644 >>57607774

Why does it have a giant beard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:11:01 No.57605837 Report

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for stroking wisely while considering whether to warn humans of natural disasters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:40:08 No.57605960 Report

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So the cum doesn't drip down to the rest of the body

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 07:00:12 No.57607204 Report

Quoted By: >>57607229

Why don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 07:09:40 No.57607229 Report

Quoted By: >>57607684

>>57607204
Beards are for numales or monks

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 10:17:51 No.57607644 Report

Quoted By: >>57607759 >>57607769 >>57607901

>>57605051
Because it's actually a human-faced goat and not a dog nor a wolf, contrary to what the metric fuckton of dogfucker-made furshit would lead you to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 10:37:50 No.57607684 Report

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>>57607229
>numales
2010's called, they want their buzzword back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 11:07:48 No.57607759 Report

Quoted By: >>57608148

>>57607644
It's a kutabe/sphinx, not a goat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 11:10:56 No.57607769 Report

Quoted By: >>57607901

>>57607644
Delusional

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 11:12:20 No.57607774 Report

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>>57605051
It’s a mane. The teraleak included concept art of its running gait, it’s like a fucked up cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 12:05:28 No.57607901 Report

Quoted By: >>57607904 >>57608148

>>57607644
>it's actually a human-faced goat
So does this mean that he pisses all over his own face and beard like billygoats do IRL in order to attract the ladies of the same species?
>>57607769
t. Gay housepet molester

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 12:08:06 No.57607904 Report

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>>57607901
shut up retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 12:09:11 No.57607909 Report

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>it’s a cat!
>it’s a dog!
>it’s a goat!
>it’s a cow!
>it’s a sphinx!
Yes. It’s an Absol.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:20:41 No.57608148 Report

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>>57607901
I guess so, but I'd rather for it to be a thing you can easily train-out for aesthetic reasons.

>>57607759
Last time I bothered listening to online autists with more time to spare than I'd ever have, they told me Absol was my mom's Hakutaku.

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