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am I allowed to have her as my waifu???

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 08:23:51 No.57607390 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57607421 >>57607490 >>57607713 >>57608778 >>57609613 >>57610819 >>57610822 >>57611173

I know she's big and scary and a lot of people probably think she looks masculine, but I can't help but have a crush on her...am I weird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 08:37:49 No.57607421 Report

Quoted By: >>57607432

>>57607390
>am I weird
yes
>am I allowed to have her as my waifu
schizophrenic delusions are not illegal (yet)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 08:44:05 No.57607432 Report

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>>57607421
But I mean...look at her! Isn't she so cool??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 09:16:26 No.57607490 Report

Quoted By: >>57607494

>>57607390
You have my blessing anon, you may make her your wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 09:19:06 No.57607494 Report

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>>57607490
Thank you so much, anon!! We're gonna be really happy together <3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 10:53:49 No.57607713 Report

Quoted By: >>57608128

>>57607390
Aggron should be Planet-sized.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:13:22 No.57608128 Report

Quoted By: >>57608155

>>57607713
But I want her to almost be able to sort of fit in buildings...it would be hard to kiss her during the wedding if she was planet-sized...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:26:36 No.57608155 Report

Quoted By: >>57608171

>>57608128
Your wife can be he size you prefer if you want.
Having Pokémon like Aggron, Rhyperior, Kommo-o, Machamp or even Complete Zygarde be Planet-sized is a me thing.

Anyways, enjoy your wife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:28:52 No.57608160 Report

Quoted By: >>57608176

they have decided that yes, you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:31:13 No.57608171 Report

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>>57608155
Well, to each their own I guess. I'd want her to be roughly what her pokedex size is. Small enough to kinda fit inside a building, but big and heavy enough to physically restrain me and uhhhh...force me to do something... if she wanted to, y'know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:32:45 No.57608176 Report

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>>57608160
I'm glad!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 15:39:13 No.57608778 Report

Quoted By: >>57608822

>>57607390
Do you have 2 dicks adorned with rosethorn-esque protusions, or are at the very least hung like a literal horse to properly satisfy her OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 15:46:45 No.57608810 Report

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Wagrut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 15:49:16 No.57608822 Report

Quoted By: >>57609013

>>57608778
I'm not small, if that's what you're asking...if worst comes to worst I'm sure my arm is big enough to satisfy her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 16:24:29 No.57609013 Report

Quoted By: >>57609188

>>57608822
How many orfices does she have to fill in your headcanon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 16:46:17 No.57609188 Report

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>>57609013
I always imagined she had a vagina, but thole, and I guess mouth...but the mouth would probably hurt a lot, considering she's a steel type. I don't know why but I imagine her vagina having muscles in it that would squeeze me dry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 16:48:54 No.57609210 Report

Quoted By: >>57609243

masculine waifus are underrated. impeccable taste.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 16:51:58 No.57609243 Report

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>>57609210
Thanks, anon! Glad to know I'm not the only one who's into big, masculine girls!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 17:36:53 No.57609511 Report

Quoted By: >>57609729

Don't be silly anon, you're the waifu now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 17:54:51 No.57609613 Report

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>>57607390
caring about whether other people think you're weird is going to keep you mentally stuck in middle school forever. Leave that behind immediately

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 18:17:20 No.57609729 Report

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>>57609511
I'm the waifu???? I guess she is about 5x my weight and a full foot taller than me....she's definitely a lot stronger and more hunky than me...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 21:01:11 No.57610630 Report

Quoted By: >>57610694

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 21:13:04 No.57610694 Report

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>>57610630
She's so cute!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 21:29:50 No.57610803 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 21:32:52 No.57610819 Report

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>>57607390
You can do whatever you like bud, just don't ever procreate with a real human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 21:33:40 No.57610822 Report

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>>57607390
at least you aren't crushing over a child like pokegirl/boy fags or fursonas so go ahead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 22:29:32 No.57611136 Report

Quoted By: >>57611159

Sometimes i imagine doing stuff around the house and then tripping and starting to fall, but then she catches me, and the surprise of it all freaks her out, and she mega evolves, and then bridal carries me to wherever I was trying to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 22:35:31 No.57611159 Report

Quoted By: >>57611217

>>57611136
Your house must be large for a Mega Aggron to pass with i guess not much casualties...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 22:37:53 No.57611173 Report

Quoted By: >>57611217

>>57607390
Continue on fellow big girl enjoyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Mar 2025 22:44:35 No.57611217 Report

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>>57611159
Ideally the house we have is big enough and sturdy enough to accommodate her size and weight
>>57611173
I will! Glad to know there are other anons out there with similar taste!

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