>>57699049>>57699065No way, this thing is out to get me.
>Walk home again today>Same park>Same log>Same Furret>Not gonna get fooled again, keep walking>Hear a rustling, not my problem>Hear some scratching, not even gonna look>Hear a thud. That might be my problem.>Turn around, the Furret's rolling down the walkpath inside the log, and they're both coming straight at me>Barely jump out of the way>The log bowls over a couple of small trees and breaks>Furret pops out and scampers off like nothing happened>Take a moment to catch my breath, hear someone shout>"Hey! What's going on here?">Same park ranger>She thinks I'm lying about the Furret again>Tickets me for destruction of local flora, says if I get one more she'll ban me from the park>This is my fastest way home from workIt's sadistic, I tell you
