>>57729544Day 2131
"Girls, we're not doing this again."
>The Meowscaradas both tilt their heads at you, each a perfect vision of innocent curiosity."I mean it. Mew, turn back. Meowsers, stop encouraging her."
>They tilt their heads in the other direction, still eerily in sync."You already got a treat, Mew, stop trying to steal hers. Meows, I'll give you yours if you point at Mew."
>Both Meowscaradas point at each other.>Fuck, you should have seen that coming.>Maybe you can get one of them to always lie, and the other to always tell the truth? There's a solution here, somewhere.>Bribery always works.>Almost always?>Sometimes?>Fuck it."Alright. I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them you had better be cute, small, and pink again. If you do, I'll leave the bedroom door open tonight."
>You close your eyes and count to ten.>One... two... three.......
>Eight... Nine... Ten....>You open your eyes.>Two Mews stare at you with bright blue eyes and hopeful expressions."What the fuck."
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