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Anonymous Thu 22 May 2025 21:31:30 No.57821908 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57821918 >>57821940 >>57822130 >>57822173 >>57822464 >>57822494 >>57822528 >>57822542 >>57822665 >>57822695 >>57823152 >>57823274 >>57823319 >>57823877

Meanwhile, in the /vp/ condominiums...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 May 2025 21:34:02 No.57821918 Report

Quoted By:

>>57821908
GUYS I CAUGHT A SHINY SABLEYE :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 May 2025 21:38:38 No.57821940 Report

Quoted By:

>>57821908
STOP USING BUYING ROTOMPHONES YOURE EXPOSING YOUR ROTOM TO FUCKING PORNOGRAPHY DAILY AND ROTTING THEIR BRAINS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 May 2025 22:37:16 No.57822130 Report

Quoted By:

>>57821908
FUCKING DARK TYPES STOLE MY BIKE AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 May 2025 22:48:25 No.57822169 Report

Quoted By: >>57822172 >>57822490

F is for fucking nothing, that burns down the whole board
U is for unbelievable, leaks
N is for no fun allowed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 May 2025 22:49:36 No.57822172 Report

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>>57822169
i thought N was for nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 May 2025 22:49:43 No.57822173 Report

Quoted By: >>57825073

>>57821908
Uh oh, the Game Freak employee in apartment 50 is obsessing over lolis again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 00:52:42 No.57822464 Report

Quoted By:

>>57821908
Yet another neighbor got arrested for zoophilia this week, he was caught molesting our other neighbor dog while calling it a Glaceon. This is the 4th time this week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:05:27 No.57822490 Report

Quoted By: >>57823084

>>57822169
P is for priceless the look upon your faces
E is for extinction of all your puny races
R is for revolution, which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise
E is for eccentric, just listen to my song
C is for completion that i've waited for so long
T is for terror, upon you i'll bestow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:05:44 No.57822494 Report

Quoted By: >>57822504

>>57821908
Yawnie and Sagie constantly arguing in the hallways. I'm putting in a noise complaint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:08:39 No.57822501 Report

Quoted By: >>57822503

Some sick freak is posting lewd images of children and animals up and down the halls, again. I thought this place had janitors to clean that stuff up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:10:27 No.57822503 Report

Quoted By:

>>57822501
The Janitors are too busy jerking off and occasionally eating food in the hallways, or randomly calling in the security.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:10:41 No.57822504 Report

Quoted By:

>>57822494
He just has split personality disorder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:12:22 No.57822507 Report

Quoted By: >>57822517

自信

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:15:54 No.57822517 Report

Quoted By:

>>57822507
"Jishin" "self confidence"
A thing most VPers lack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:18:53 No.57822528 Report

Quoted By: >>57834021

>>57821908
Hi, condo owners?
I have some minor complaints
1. I saw a fat guy meeting up with a 12 year old girl. That can't be legal.
2. Some guys talking about leaks, I hope there's no leaks, can you check for water damage?
3. Somehow, my dog got pregnant, and she's desexed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:23:21 No.57822542 Report

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>>57821908
For some reason the kids bingo that's held every Saturday morning is filled with fat old men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:31:04 No.57822565 Report

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Me RN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:43:30 No.57822592 Report

Quoted By: >>57822617 >>57827100

I swear to fuck if I see one more retard blabbering about wanting whoever the fuck Cynthia is to get eaten by a seviper I'm going postal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 01:57:36 No.57822617 Report

Quoted By: >>57827100

>>57822592
It's never too late to start the Final Solution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 02:27:04 No.57822665 Report

Quoted By:

>>57821908
alright which one of you wise guys decided to spill to the fairies which floor I'm on.
I JUST changed blocks and they're already back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 02:37:34 No.57822695 Report

Quoted By: >>57823048 >>57823108

>>57821908
I invited all the residents to a party and everyone was either fat, a child, schizophrenic or a combo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 04:58:07 No.57823048 Report

Quoted By: >>57823108

>>57822695
well I would've brought my dogs and ball gags but there wasn't any space left in that crammed apartment

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 05:01:11 No.57823054 Report

Quoted By: >>57827100

A giant lizard ate my sandwich.
A giant lizard ate my sandwich!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 05:18:18 No.57823084 Report

Quoted By:

>>57822490
>PERHECT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 05:29:53 No.57823108 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823048
Yeah, maybe I'll rent out that old Church next door. It seems big enough.>>57822695

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 05:46:24 No.57823148 Report

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ATTEN-TION!

Effective immediately, all anons are hereby drafted into the the MCF (Mutant Containment Force) to respond to an emergency breach on Floor 60. You will be hastily trained and dispatched to push back the threat. You are to report to floor 80 tomorrow morning. Failure to comply will result in swift imprisonment.

Thank you for your cooperation, and may God help us all from these monstrosities

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 05:48:38 No.57823152 Report

Quoted By: >>57823172

>>57821908
somehow I ended watching a 19 min video of some youtuber exploring this building

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 05:58:10 No.57823172 Report

Quoted By: >>57824311

>>57823152
Can you Link?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 06:07:08 No.57823183 Report

Quoted By: >>57823202

I demand all female residents to cover up their entire bodies! or else I will place Voltorb and Electrode all over the entire building!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 06:14:22 No.57823202 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823183
Or else you'll lose control and rape them all, simply because you saw a single strand of hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 06:16:21 No.57823207 Report

Quoted By: >>57823268 >>57823269

I think this complex is prejudiced against our Serbian Muslim member.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 06:50:42 No.57823268 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823207
Ban Islam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 06:51:13 No.57823269 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823207
I wish he was Albanian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 06:52:17 No.57823274 Report

Quoted By: >>57823333 >>57823357

>>57821908
My somewhat obese neighbor is offering to tutor my 12 year old daughter. He even promised to give her a Prismatic Evolutions ETB from his collection if she's good. Should I take the offer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 07:11:18 No.57823319 Report

Quoted By:

>>57821908
Whoever has an Aggron, please clean up after him. If I have to wake up to my car being covered in shit again, I'll be filing a complaint with Officer Jenny. Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 07:17:48 No.57823333 Report

Quoted By: >>57823338 >>57823478

>>57823274
no don’t

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 07:18:51 No.57823338 Report

Quoted By: >>57823358

>>57823333
yup trips confirm this is a bad idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 07:24:47 No.57823357 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823274
Give him a float stone first, he'll become less fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 07:25:42 No.57823358 Report

Quoted By: >>57823374

>>57823338
What's trips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 07:33:49 No.57823374 Report

Quoted By: >>57823415 >>57823419 >>57823426

>>57823358
someone evict this newfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 08:10:03 No.57823415 Report

Quoted By: >>57823446

>>57823374
I'm 47

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 08:14:26 No.57823419 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823374
Tbf those were quads not trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 08:19:29 No.57823426 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823374
With all due respect anon, while "lurk moar" is nice and all, trips don't come up NEARLY as often as they used to. A newfag could easily not see it for years on end these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 08:30:47 No.57823446 Report

Quoted By: >>57823470 >>57823481

>>57823415
age is just a number

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 08:43:40 No.57823470 Report

Quoted By: >>57823474

>>57823446
yeah and so is the number of dollars you owe for overdue rent
$13,339

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 08:45:47 No.57823474 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823470
projection?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 08:46:32 No.57823478 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823333
Quads. Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 08:48:38 No.57823481 Report

Quoted By: >>57823622

>>57823446
And the condo has a special room for you, it's called "The Reddit Room" where you're forced to listen to "Reddit stories".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 10:11:18 No.57823622 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823481
Also said stories get a CHArming, smarT natrator to Guide your PerfecT journey through magnificient stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 12:24:58 No.57823877 Report

Quoted By:

>>57821908
Another day of being alone. It's not like my dream girl, who prefers Gen 1-5, and has super long hair is around the corner.
Ah well, at least I have you, Blaziken (Female).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 15:29:42 No.57824311 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823172
it's in spanish but english subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJT9OSdR3Qs
it's from apartheid era South Africa, later abandoned and taken over by gangs
shit looks like aislop but it's real, it's crazy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 15:40:12 No.57824340 Report

Quoted By: >>57824347

MASTER, I SHIT ON THE NEIGHBORS' CAR AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 15:42:13 No.57824347 Report

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>>57824340
can you fucking stop
you give aggronposters a bad reputation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 17:57:00 No.57824751 Report

Quoted By: >>57825464

Guys I have brought my wife with me here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 19:22:24 No.57825073 Report

Quoted By:

>>57822173
he must people love vtoobers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2025 21:37:03 No.57825464 Report

Quoted By:

>>57824751
Ok pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 03:06:30 No.57826474 Report

Quoted By:

Oh fucking great the hallway outside my apartment got totally trashed by genwarfags
Again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 06:56:33 No.57827098 Report

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no one:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random unovabortion on 4channel: gEn 5 bEsT gEn
[everyone disliked that]
Red: wait that's illegal
Leaf: ok that was lowkey on point
Gary: *slaps roof of car* gramps did i ever tell you about the time i had a gay honeymoon with red in alola? it was an epic moment.
oak: *is retarded*
Team Rocket: Giovanni?
Hilda:Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae.
N: hey don't google muk's name spelled backwards
[Hilbert googles muk spelled backwards]
Looker: congratulations you just got yourself caught!
Lucas: *flies past on a Staraptor* ooooh i dont care what region you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
Brendan: you're breathtaking!
magma grunts:i bet i can take the mc
brendan: you sure about that
brendan: *kills all team magma grunts*
team magma:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
Team Aqua: am I a joke to you?
Unova incels: there's no way pokemon can be good after gen 5....
3Dchads: hold my beer
<nowiki>*</nowiki>ILCA joined the chat*
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Hiroyuki Tani has left the chat*
/vp/enis: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a politoed pepe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 06:58:06 No.57827100 Report

Quoted By:

>>57823054
Will a giant lizard eat Cynthia too or what

>>57822617
NO MORE CYNTHIA SIMPS

GP BACK TO SECTION 8 NIGGER

>>57822592
STAY MAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 07:25:05 No.57827184 Report

Quoted By: >>57827216

Can someone from the administrative office take a look into the new neighbors in apt 78, floor 10? Fucking water has been dripping from the ceiling nonstop since they moved in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 07:36:24 No.57827216 Report

Quoted By:

>>57827184
I've been having a problem with water too, though sometimes it's white and sticky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 07:54:43 No.57827270 Report

Quoted By: >>57827295

>*a gigantic explosion is heard and felt throughout the entire building

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 08:06:47 No.57827295 Report

Quoted By: >>57827521

>>57827270
Pictures of explosions

https://files.catbox.moe/y0e5kt.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/806usl.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 10:19:23 No.57827521 Report

Quoted By:

>>57827295
Kys porn addict

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 19:12:00 No.57828699 Report

Quoted By: >>57828737 >>57829719

*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 19:29:38 No.57828737 Report

Quoted By: >>57828832

>>57828699
>>>/reddit/
Go back with your shitty copypasta, we don't want tourists in our condominium

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 20:01:13 No.57828832 Report

Quoted By: >>57831598

>>57828737
stfu newfag its getting annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 May 2025 20:03:26 No.57828835 Report

Quoted By: >>57830209

>be me
>i have a job interview tomorrow at 9am
>that same fucking schizo fag is yelling in the halls about his cynthia vore fantasies at 3am
>FOR THE 3RD NIGHT IN A ROW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 00:45:25 No.57829719 Report

Quoted By:

>>57828699
sounds like anon is abusing his pets, again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 03:31:32 No.57830209 Report

Quoted By:

>>57828835
YOU ARENT EVEN ELIGIBLE FOR EMPLOYMENT BECAUSE UOU DONT OWN A GREEN CARD

STAY MAD CUNTHIA LOST

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 15:19:44 No.57831598 Report

Quoted By: >>57831918

>>57828832
>Implying your "PLAP PLAP" cringe pasta isn't annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 17:46:41 No.57831918 Report

Quoted By: >>57832524

>>57831598
jelly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 20:58:23 No.57832524 Report

Quoted By: >>57832664

>>57831918
Why would i be jealous over you spamming cringe 9gag tier copypastas, in fact I'm glad I'm not autistic like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 21:41:20 No.57832664 Report

Quoted By: >>57832752

>>57832524
problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 22:07:17 No.57832752 Report

Quoted By: >>57832813

>>57832664
>Trying this hard
You must be atleast 18 years old to post here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 22:22:40 No.57832813 Report

Quoted By: >>57834909

>>57832752
u mad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 May 2025 22:38:59 No.57832889 Report

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Can you two niggas just skip to the sex and stop shouting out in the hallway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 May 2025 06:52:48 No.57834021 Report

Quoted By:

>>57822528
It has come to our attention that there has been a lot of hubbub regarding leaks in the building, but I'm here to assure everyone that it's fucking nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 May 2025 15:24:41 No.57834909 Report

Quoted By: >>57834960

>>57832813
>Doesn't denies being underaged
MOOOODDS, WE GOT A TIMMY OVER HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 May 2025 15:30:56 No.57834922 Report

Quoted By: >>57834968

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 May 2025 15:47:52 No.57834960 Report

Quoted By: >>57834968

>>57834909
jelly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 May 2025 15:54:10 No.57834968 Report

Quoted By: >>57835000

>>57834960
>>57834922
Now you are just trolling, clean it up jannies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 May 2025 16:06:59 No.57835000 Report

Quoted By:

>>57834968
problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 May 2025 16:11:13 No.57835014 Report

Quoted By: >>57835036

Mods can you give this spastic 14 years old his vacstion already. He is beyond annoying on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 May 2025 16:18:52 No.57835036 Report

Quoted By:

>>57835014
u mad?

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