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Worst Pokemon dex?

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>Homo faggot duck and the balding clown crocodile.
>Le wholesome chungus reddit "smolive" and "Lechonk". Pure cringe.
>Copy and paste mice with lazy designs
>The unsightly chatot mutt ripoff with the zoomer haircut
>A super mario mushroom and a bunch of minecraft blocks
>Poliwhirl except it's ugly and is an electric type
>Objectmon tumbleweeds with eyes that barely change when they evolve
>Trannymon jobmon with a hammer
>The ugly abomination that is orthworm. You can't fuck up harder than this
>A regular flamingo with a knot in it's neck. An actual regular ass animal wasting
a spot.
>What if... wooper line...but niggers
>Dude what if...dunsparce just grew like another segment??!! LOL SO FUNNY XD UPBOAT
>Nearly half the dex is filled with lazy and worse recycled designs of older pokemon that boils down to either "add a bunch of spikes and rough features to make them like...le dinosaurs!" and "Dude what if....pokemon but LE FUTURISTIC??? with all the exact same design motifs with no creativity or variation.
>An ugly turnermon that starts off as the literal reddit mascot to the fucking string cheese mascot
>Horrible duraludon evolution that makes it look like a stapler remover
>The ugly ching chong relic pokemon that hardly look like actual pokemon but some kind of digimon monsters
>Another recycled pokemon but it's the ugly tea cup turnermon again of all things
>Clones of the shitty bort swords of justice trio that NOBODY was asking for
>The incoherent visual vomit they call "ogerpon" that looks like a nick jr character.
>Torkoal and Meganium's fail male bastard offspring clad in a plastic gem that looks like a raging faggot. It's
also a failed shillmon that's gonna have it's gimmick gutted from it in the next game.

TLDR; I am astounded that this gen has almost no good pokemon in it. And does anyone actually gives a shit about the loyal three? I doubt it.