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Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 06:03:35 No.57854872 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57855133 >>57855138 >>57855142 >>57855201 >>57855349 >>57855366 >>57856526

>Dragonite is the fastest flyer at 2500 kilometers per hour
>Pidgeot is second at 2450 kilometers per hour (Mach 2)
>Garchomp and Golurk are tied at 1225 (Mach 1)
>Talonflame at 500
>Skarmory and Tornadus tied at 300
>Drakloak at 200

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 07:42:16 No.57855133 Report

Quoted By: >>57855826

>>57854872
>garchomp being able to fly
>talonflame is not the fastest flier

?????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 07:43:37 No.57855138 Report

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>>57854872
I assume you used Google Translate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 07:44:19 No.57855142 Report

Quoted By: >>57855180 >>57855198 >>57855664 >>57855803 >>57855826

>>57854872
This looks retarded, how the fuck? Talonflame has Gale Wings and Hawks are known for hitting speeds that even cameras can't capture at times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 07:50:45 No.57855180 Report

Quoted By: >>57855664

>>57855142
>Game Freak is as stupid and lazy at lore as they are everything else
Shocker

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Snorlax Girl Sat 31 May 2025 07:57:22 No.57855198 Report

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>>57855142
i think the speed stat represents how fast they can move in battle, and not how fast they can travel
but yeah it's pretty stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 07:58:58 No.57855201 Report

Quoted By: >>57855381 >>57855826

>>57854872
>had to leave out dragapult because the obese barney shitmon would get mogged

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 08:47:29 No.57855349 Report

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>>57854872
I hate shitnite so incredibly much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 08:54:08 No.57855366 Report

Quoted By: >>57855676 >>57855684 >>57855826 >>57856891

>>57854872
>Dragonite's speed is taken from gen3 dex entry
>same gen that says that Magcargo's body temp is 18k degrees, hotter than the Sun's surface
literally a urban legend. Dnite's fatass can probably fly at 40 mph max

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 08:58:43 No.57855381 Report

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>>57855201
>dragonite
>shitmon
What does shitmon even mean?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 10:48:28 No.57855664 Report

Quoted By: >>57855919

>>57855142
>>57855180
>pokémon based on particular type of bird shockingly imitates particular type of bird's performance abilities
>this is lazy according to shut-ins with no knowledge of the real world they find themselves in, much less a fictionalised version of it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 10:51:18 No.57855676 Report

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>>57855366
>manchild continues to display her utter lack of supplemental learning
That's peak body temp, in the middle of battle. Because in-universe kids and adults can freely and happily touch the magma slug/snails due to the common ability shared by ALL Fire pokémon of being able to control their elemental fire energies to not leave their surroundings a perma-scorched burnt-out wasteland.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 10:56:05 No.57855684 Report

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>>57855366
And this has been canon to the series since Gen 1 and Lara Laramie's Ponyta/Rapidash not torching Ash's arse and balls off in the Big P Pokémon Race. You know, just how Vikavolt's stated to be an exceptionally fast and manoureable pokéon on the hunt, but in-battle, it's got a speed stat of 43.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 11:55:20 No.57855803 Report

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>>57855142
I see. And how fast can dragons fly irl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 12:07:04 No.57855826 Report

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>>57855133
>>57855142
>>57855201
>>57855366
ffs this is not giving us any new information, it's just compiling dex entries.
Which is also why they picked Drakloak instead of Dragapult, since there is no dex entry stating how fast Dragapult flies.
>Dragonite
>"It can circle the globe in just 16 hours." (they just did the math considering Poké world is Earth sized, that's also written in the image)
>Pigeot
>"This Pokémon flies at Mach 2 speed"
>Garchomp
>"It flies at sonic speed."
>Golurk
>"It flies across the sky at Mach speeds"
>Talonflame
> "it can reach speeds of up to 310 mph"
>Skarmory
>"This Pokémon flies at close to 190 mph" (306km/h in the japanese version)
>Tornadus
>"It zooms through the sky at 200 mph."
>Drakloak
>"It's capable of flying faster than 120 mph"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 12:51:27 No.57855919 Report

Quoted By: >>57856667 >>57856687

>>57855664
>is apparently slower than a barney’s obese cousin
LAZY
STUPID

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 16:06:46 No.57856495 Report

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lots of kalosstroon seething in this thread lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 16:13:39 No.57856526 Report

Quoted By: >>57856656

>>57854872
Drakloak is faster than Dragapult?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 16:46:43 No.57856656 Report

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>>57856526
Dragapult's speed was never revealed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 16:50:45 No.57856667 Report

Quoted By: >>57857118

>>57855919
it's stupid but dragonite is a dragon so they can just make shit up
pidgeot is more egregious here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 16:55:44 No.57856687 Report

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>>57855919
it uses that thing where its speed goes to teh extreme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 17:40:15 No.57856891 Report

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>>57855366
>same gen that says that Magcargo's body temp is 18k degrees, hotter than the Sun's surface

STOP WITH THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
Sun's surface IS VERY COLD, and IT DOESN'T MATTER that this temperature is HIGH because with that MASS it has not very much energy to do anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 May 2025 18:26:03 No.57857118 Report

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>>57856667
It's to tie into Dragonite's 'Dex entry where it's state to be able to fly around the world in 16 hrs (because the Pokédex is the canon the whole franchise adheres to).
Similarly, somgtards don't play the games, thus don't know Talonflame's hard speed limit was already explicitly stated in-game in the Pokédex, yet another piece of evidence they're to a man retarded little fuckbags.

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