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Pokebros its over, we lost

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 18:38:45 No.57945164 View View Reply Original Report

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PalChads I kneel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 18:41:23 No.57945173 Report

Quoted By: >>57945192 >>57945283 >>57946809 >>57946821

>>57945164
Palshills are getting desperate I see. Remember, Pokémon will not be beaten by Palworld.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 18:49:53 No.57945192 Report

Quoted By: >>57945270

>>57945173
>YWN make an egg with your favourite Pokémon
Cope

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 18:53:16 No.57945199 Report

Quoted By: >>57945234

>>57945164
When do we get the Palworld sleep tracker app though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:02:26 No.57945221 Report

Quoted By: >>57945222

>>57945164
This new Palworld has actually been fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:03:27 No.57945222 Report

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>>57945221
*Palworld update

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:07:33 No.57945233 Report

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>.01%
my swimmers could do better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:07:40 No.57945234 Report

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>>57945199
Everyone wanted Pokemon Sleep until it released and it wasn't what people wanted.
Don't pretend that because it exists means it's worth half a shit.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:23:05 No.57945270 Report

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>>57945192
Of course not, in the wild and with trainer, they carry live young viviparously. It's only in a daycare with another pokémon do they need to build external wombs/cradles for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:26:57 No.57945283 Report

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>>57945173
Palworld isn't trying to "beat" pokemon it's trying to be a good game fans like instead of one where the fans do almost nothing but talk about how much they hate everything other than whichever gen they played first

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:28:37 No.57945287 Report

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>>57945234
Nobody at all asked for an app that empties your phone battery to record you snoring

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:45:50 No.57945349 Report

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>>57945164
Last year's April fools proves they know about that side of the fandom and now they're directly pandering to them.
Pokemon is missing out on a market.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 19:47:18 No.57945352 Report

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>>57945287
I tried it once. Despite leaving it charged all night, the battery was half dead and my phone felt like it was about to melt any second. I was afraid it would set my bedsheets on fire next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jun 2025 20:04:16 No.57945396 Report

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>>57945164
>0.01%
>Can sleep with Zoe now
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...... do humans come from eggs?

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 00:15:44 No.57946205 Report

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I like both Pokemon and Pals.
But Pokemon would never let me do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 00:17:02 No.57946208 Report

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>>57945164
That last bit is fake

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 01:34:40 No.57946480 Report

Quoted By: >>57946517 >>57946564

GameFreak could never.
I'd fucking love a Pokemon dating sim, but TPC is too concerned with being a squeaky clean brand for big wholesome chungus family.

>>57946208
Also this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 01:50:39 No.57946517 Report

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>>57946480
the freakleak problem scared them away from doing something like this.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:03:32 No.57946564 Report

Quoted By: >>57946629 >>57946637

>>57946480
>>57946517
Even without the leaks, Pokemon would never risk their brand reputation by doing something like this.
Meanwhile Pocketpair does stuff like video related on their official Youtube. It's funny and hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:33:48 No.57946629 Report

Quoted By: >>57946644

>>57946564
Palworld's intended audience isn't children so Pocketpair can get away with this. Lovander is Salazzle but unhinged.
Pokemon's intended audience IS children so TPC can't do stuff like this, even though you have shit like Salazzle with its dex entries and overall having suggestive flame patterns & Tsareena pretty much being a dominatrix as hinted by its movepool having Play Rough, Power Whip, Trop Kick, etc.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:35:25 No.57946637 Report

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>>57946564
Pokemon Masters exist, so they're clearly testing the waters.
I doubt they'd ever go as far as Palworld does though.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:40:30 No.57946644 Report

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>>57946637
I wish the main series games had stuff like this. It's not harmful at all, just more trainer interactions to make them feel more "alive". You can interact with your friendly rivals more now which is a start. Nemona was great.

>>57946629
True.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:45:50 No.57946656 Report

Quoted By: >>57946688

>>57945164
ok how do i increase the odds without modding

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:48:43 No.57946665 Report

Quoted By: >>57946673

>>57945234
Their biggest mistake was not adding Home support, locking everything away in a single app was a weird and unnecessary decision considering how much support Go gets by comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:50:37 No.57946673 Report

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>>57946665
I don't really care about home support but after a couple of month's of use I ran out of content to go through besides collecting every sleep style which would of taken me very long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:52:26 No.57946677 Report

Quoted By: >>57946807

>>57945164
Palxisters... Is our seed really that weak...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:56:51 No.57946688 Report

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>>57946656
It's fake. That's bit about the egg is a shitscord post from a literal who.

Sleeping with pals is 100% real, though it's not as lewd as people are making it out to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 02:58:56 No.57946695 Report

Quoted By: >>57946698

Pokémon has always been 5-15 years behind the competition. It's about time some real developers came along and showed them how it's done.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:00:26 No.57946698 Report

Quoted By: >>57946806

>>57946695
>It's about time some real developers came along and showed them how it's done.
The last time that happened, they got consumed by GameFreak. I wouldn't wish that on any developer.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:04:38 No.57946705 Report

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>>57945283
>"trying to be a good game"
>early access open world survival crafting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:14:25 No.57946734 Report

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>>57946705
>not arranging those words as Crafting sURvival early acceSs opEn world so you can spell out the cursed runes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:45:58 No.57946806 Report

Quoted By: >>57946818 >>57946829

>>57946698
>Dogshit VGC simulator

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:46:59 No.57946807 Report

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>>57946677
It's more that the genetic compatibility between pals and humans is just low. Consider that 0.1% a miracle of biology, and love that child with all your heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:47:17 No.57946809 Report

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>>57945173
digimon didn't "beat pokemon" yet it's the better franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:48:01 No.57946811 Report

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>>57946809
This. Time Stranger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any pokemon game ever made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:52:45 No.57946818 Report

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>>57946806
But enough about Battle Revolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:53:13 No.57946821 Report

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>>57945173
you sound like all of those retards crying about palworld when it came out. You can still enjoy your mediocre repetitive slop; nothing is stopping you.
>>57946809
I don't know what it is with these fags always seething about anything that's adjacent to pokemon but not pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jun 2025 03:55:18 No.57946829 Report

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>>57946806
how can it simulate something multiple years and a generation after its release

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