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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 15:07:49 No.57975509 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57975608 >>57975614 >>57975907

Which (male) pokemon should you be most worried about your GF catching?

Hypno? Machamp? Vaporeon?

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 15:13:11 No.57975525 Report

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Under the assumption that /vp/ even knows what a girlfriend is (I don't), Hypno by far. The mere act of catching a Hypno suggests irredeemable degeneracy that even Vaporeonfags wouldn't touch with a 10' pole.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 15:44:12 No.57975608 Report

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>>57975525
There's nothing wrong with Hypno. Relinquish your antiquated fears.
Besides, anyone that wants a hypnotic pokemon would just get malamar, which also wipes the person's memory.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 15:45:24 No.57975614 Report

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>>57975509
Machamp because women in the pokemon world canonically want to fuck them. Hypno has plausibility that she's using him to hypnotize people.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 15:55:56 No.57975643 Report

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 17:40:52 No.57975891 Report

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>He thinks the joke website with chicks lusting after Machamp is canon
Anon i...

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 17:45:17 No.57975907 Report

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>>57975509
gardevoir is probably the only mon that would actually sway someone who wasn't already planning on cheating
their entire schtick is forming an extremely deep bond

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 18:00:35 No.57975939 Report

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Which (female) pokemon should you be most worried about your BF catching?

Ditto? Kirlia? Vaporeon?

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2025 18:03:25 No.57975947 Report

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Guess I am safe cause I only catch quadrupeds and fat belly mons

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