Wario wants to kill Mario.
Not in a “friendly kart race” way.
In a “he stole my girl even though I have a massive cock and watch exclusively masculine gay porn for motivation” kind of way.
Wario calls it “testosterone training.”
Mario took everything.
Now Wario calls:

>Wario’s garlic-scented rage bunker
https://showderp.com
>Client with secret chat so Wario can plan Mario’s downfall while tabs of oiled-up musclemen remain open
https://play.dogars.org/
>FAQ Wario yells at during pushups: “How to Win Her Back and Still Be a Man”
https://pastebin.com/NYqvywtX
>Last time Wario punched a Toad and got banned from Delfino Plaza
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