>>58063253And oh boy... the bag system. It's like trying to organize a landfill with a pair of chopsticks. I can't pick this up - "There’s no more room for items!" “Item can’t be tossed.” “Item can’t be used here.” What CAN I do, you cartridge-shaped asshole? You’re telling me this ten-year-old can carry a bicycle, a fishing rod, a whole goddamn rat in a ball, but not ONE MORE FUCKING POTION? You can only hold like 20 items. Want to carry Poké Balls, Potions, TMs, and Key Items? TOO FUCKING BAD. Every two steps you get “Your bag is full!” Great. Let me throw away my Escape Rope so I can carry another goddamn Antidote. Am I playing as a toddler with a fanny pack or a Pokémon trainer?
And the PC system? God help you if you want to move a Pokémon. You gotta go into BILL’S PC, select “Deposit,” select “Withdraw,” and fight the goddamn UI like it owes you money. Want to reorganize your team? Okay, here's five nested menus, twelve confirmation prompts, and a user interface designed by a prehistoric amoeba with no concept of sanity.
Then there’s Team Rocket. Jessie and James - yeah, they’re in this one, which sounds cool until you realize it means fighting the same gassy meatball and limp noodle duo every few minutes like you're trapped in a Saturday morning cartoon from hell on loop. They show up every five feet like they’re stalking you. You beat their ass, they blast off again, only to reappear 20 minutes later like herpes. They show up so often, I’m pretty sure they have a tracking chip in my asshole. Every five minutes it's "Prepare for trouble!" No! Prepare for me to beat your sorry asses for the 12th time today! They never learn. It’s like flushing a turd and watching it float back up to the surface. Again. And again. And again.
