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>Be me
>Have a Flareon
>She has been with me for a while
>On Friday nights we usually get some drinks and watch a movie
>Last night we got some fully loaded chicken tenders
>I am talking some good brand name tenders I had to air fry first
>Then bacon, sour cream, chopped up avocado, three different types of cheese, and the works
>Even got some Blackberry cider from the liquor store
>It was a special night
>She wanted to see Happy Gilmore 2 together
>If that isn't special idk what is
>Notice she needs to go to the bathroom so I pause the movie for her
>She makes some noise in there, despite having the faucet running
>She comes out after a couple of minutes and joins me back on the couch
>I pet her as I have a thought
>So her skin isn't smooth or rubbery, she is like all fluffy like cotton
>I don't think hygiene comes as easy for her
>I probably should invest in a washable couch cover
Is this what having a girlfriend is like?
