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Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 22:31:09 No.58084304 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58084371 >>58084417 >>58084500 >>58085033 >>58085679 >>58086837 >>58089133 >>58089143 >>58090293 >>58091961 >>58093023

How would do it? I mean explaining yourself...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 22:45:39 No.58084351 Report

Quoted By: >>58086245 >>58087297 >>58089941

I mean knowing how Typhlosions are I think I would rather question he critter instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 22:50:29 No.58084371 Report

Quoted By: >>58087495

>>58084304
Teaching you proper grammar and punctuation? A good beating for starters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 23:09:50 No.58084417 Report

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>>58084304
What's she holding in her right hand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 23:20:26 No.58084442 Report

Quoted By: >>58086245 >>58087297

i...it's cyndaquil's!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 23:42:07 No.58084500 Report

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>>58084304
Knowing her, she probably bought it with your money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 03:32:53 No.58085033 Report

Quoted By: >>58090987

>>58084304
This is the universe where 10 year olds go out into the woods and use monsters to fight for money. Be happy it's just porn and he's not impregnated some chick or fucked a ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 10:33:40 No.58085679 Report

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>>58084304
It's called puberty you old witch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 14:58:51 No.58086131 Report

Quoted By: >>58086245 >>58087297 >>58088463 >>58089941

Cyndaquil bought it, mom.
I heard they're a very pervered evolutionary line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 15:48:13 No.58086245 Report

Quoted By: >>58087297 >>58087564

>>58084351
>>58084442
>>58086131
HAHAHAHA I POSTED IT AGAIN GUYS I POSTED THE NONCANNON JOKE AREN'T I SOOOO FUNNY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 19:00:29 No.58086837 Report

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>>58084304
That ass looks too developed for it to have been cyndaquil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 21:53:10 No.58087297 Report

Quoted By: >>58087313 >>58087717 >>58089941

>>58084351
>>58084442
>>58086131
>>58086245
Cyndaquil isn't into adult women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 21:57:14 No.58087310 Report

Quoted By: >>58089162

>"people" in this thread blaming the ten-year-old and the baby animal and not the adult (likely Clair) who gave them that magazine in an attempt to groom them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 21:57:31 No.58087313 Report

Quoted By: >>58087551

>>58087297
He is not into children outside of your non canon fanfic either, cope zoomie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 22:59:58 No.58087495 Report

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>>58084371
>Teaching you proper grammar and punctuation?
>A good beating for starters.
Your ass deserves to get fragmented for such illiterate hypocrisy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 23:18:50 No.58087551 Report

Quoted By: >>58090339

>>58087313
Why get so mad over a joke, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 23:23:47 No.58087564 Report

Quoted By: >>58087591

>>58086245
>HAHAHAHA I POSTED IT AGAIN GUYS I POSTED THE NONCANNON JOKE AREN'T I SOOOO FUNNY
It's literally what the design idea was based around

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 23:33:28 No.58087591 Report

Quoted By: >>58087607 >>58089167

>>58087564
How the fuck could Typhlosion be designed about that fetish fic when typhlosion was created before the intern rushed that shit out? The reality is typhlosion was hastily put into some interns smut because the intern wanted to get his rocks off and game freak told them to use typhlosion because it’s one of the only Pokémon they don’t give a shit about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2025 23:37:18 No.58087607 Report

Quoted By: >>58087830

>>58087591
You really don't know how children unfriendly stories were before we stared babying them over 100 years ago. Many folkstories have disturbing shit like this all across the world.
They were working off that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 00:02:57 No.58087717 Report

Quoted By: >>58089941

>>58087297
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 00:32:51 No.58087830 Report

Quoted By: >>58088474

>>58087607
And yet they couldn’t use one of their precious shillmon, for their “folklore”?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 04:24:57 No.58088463 Report

Quoted By: >>58089941

>>58086131
that's claire on the cover who is too old so doesn't quite track

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 04:29:38 No.58088474 Report

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>>58087830
Piloswine was literally in another version of that myth and they were giving it a new evolution in that game, the fuck are you on about? Hell, the Slaking version was even worse, some women actually find the Typhlosion version hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 10:47:59 No.58089133 Report

Quoted By: >>58089935

>>58084304
This will end like the Wario comic, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 10:56:48 No.58089143 Report

Quoted By:

>>58084304
Imagine if you get home after becoming champion and you find out that your mom used your funds to start up a drug empire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 11:05:20 No.58089162 Report

Quoted By:

>>58087310
Cyndaquil is in the generation that introduced babymons and it isn't one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 11:08:29 No.58089167 Report

Quoted By: >>58089941

>>58087591
Typhlosionfag persecution complex is crazy. You really think the whole staff was conspiring to shit on it? Seems to me like they wanted to present a yokai myth but with pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 17:07:55 No.58089935 Report

Quoted By: >>58089938 >>58090293

>>58089133
No, it's an image I drew because I used to be a Gen 2fag and I really liked Clair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 17:09:03 No.58089938 Report

Quoted By: >>58090293

>>58089935
Here is another one...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 17:10:33 No.58089941 Report

Quoted By: >>58090342

>>58089167
>it’s just a myth
Correct. Tell that to
>>58087297
>>58087717
>>58088463
>>58086131
>>58084351

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 19:17:12 No.58090293 Report

Quoted By: >>58090800

>>58084304
>>58089935
>>58089938
Based. You should draw Gold having sex with his mom I know you want to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 19:36:53 No.58090339 Report

Quoted By: >>58091137

>>58087551
Because your joke is unfunny similar to all the shitty """jokes""" to ever came out of this garbage board. This is literal toddler level humor, grow the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 19:38:22 No.58090342 Report

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>>58089941
It's no use telling them. /vp/ users are so braindead that you could explain them calmly in proper English with visual proof and they still won't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 22:12:34 No.58090800 Report

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>>58090293
I second this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 23:11:12 No.58090987 Report

Quoted By: >>58091469 >>58091483 >>58093110

>>58085033
>fucked a ditto
If you think about it Pokephilia is probably as common as masturbation in the Pokemon universe. Like, "everyone does it but there's an unspoken rule you don't talk about it." There's no way a bunch of horny teenagers alone in the wilderness wouldn't end up fucking their Dittos, especially when there's be no consequences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 23:17:09 No.58091012 Report

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Typhlosionfags are so insecure that all they do is to ensure that this meme will last longer with their attitute

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2025 23:50:09 No.58091137 Report

Quoted By:

>>58090339
Manchild the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2025 01:29:24 No.58091469 Report

Quoted By:

>>58090987
What about diseases? You want super aids from a fucking dragon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2025 01:31:26 No.58091483 Report

Quoted By: >>58091748

>>58090987
do Americans really not talk about masturbation at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2025 01:34:14 No.58091504 Report

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stop arguing with yourself to bump your worthless spam thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2025 02:53:51 No.58091748 Report

Quoted By:

>>58091483
No? That's fucking gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2025 04:28:03 No.58091961 Report

Quoted By:

>>58084304
A friend asked me to keep it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2025 13:54:57 No.58093023 Report

Quoted By:

>>58084304
Clair gave it to me!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2025 14:25:07 No.58093110 Report

Quoted By:

>>58090987
>There's no way a bunch of horny teenagers alone in the wilderness wouldn't end up fucking their Dittos

I wouldn't fuck a ditto
I'd fuck about any female pokemon, but I'd never fuck a hermaphrodite like Ditto because I'm purely heterosexual

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