I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Kirlia today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Meowscarada or Deltarune. He told me he would use a stapler to pry off the brown nipples of any Pokemon Scat and Vomit fan that dared to cross his path! I told him he was being insensitive to people with gynecomastia and that he was causing untold amounts of gender dysphoria for good boys who never did anything wrong! He said I was going to be the first human ever to be turned into a lampshade if I did not shut up and do 20 push-ups right now! I started doing push-ups, but I could only do 3. My son then asked me if I measured my testosterone using attograms per deciliter. I ground-typed him. What would you have done?