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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:18:25 No.58135661 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58135712 >>58135988 >>58137448 >>58137895 >>58139162 >>58140802 >>58140841 >>58141583 >>58143004 >>58144433 >>58148316

I HATE THEM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:21:27 No.58135672 Report

Quoted By: >>58140773 >>58143111

pansage and simisage are actually truly great designs. I say this completely unironically. If they had been introduced without the other 2 monkeys everyone would love them. Simisage is easily in my top 30 mons of all time.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:23:11 No.58135684 Report

Quoted By: >>58135908

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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:28:05 No.58135706 Report

Quoted By: >>58135725 >>58135783 >>58135808 >>58137342 >>58138909 >>58139496

>Hey here's three silly lil monkeys that are fire water and grass so you can compliment your starter really early
>FUCK YOU

Never understood the hate. I could understand disinterest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:29:44 No.58135712 Report

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>>58135661
See no evil monkey. Hear no evil monkey. Speak no evil monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:33:55 No.58135725 Report

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>>58135706
everything from gen 5 got hated for no reason back in the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:49:02 No.58135783 Report

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>>58135706
Think about it, they made these things to be the new eevee, even the lesser eeveefags are of course going to go mental about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:51:42 No.58135792 Report

Quoted By: >>58135800

I want to spank the monkey (the blue one specifically)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:53:55 No.58135800 Report

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>>58135792
i want to shock the monkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLJGuC5nxzE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 02:58:20 No.58135808 Report

Quoted By: >>58135816

>>58135706

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 03:00:38 No.58135816 Report

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>>58135808
>Say, do you want to fuck this Pansage of mine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 03:24:52 No.58135904 Report

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I liked my pansear and simisear they were cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 03:26:01 No.58135908 Report

Quoted By: >>58135912

>>58135684
Leave my lil bro alone you retarded cat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 03:28:05 No.58135912 Report

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>>58135908
He started it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 03:28:47 No.58135918 Report

Quoted By: >>58135982 >>58137346

i like the green one
blue looks like a homo and red willl never overcome ranking dead last in that official favorite mon poll a few gens ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 03:44:29 No.58135982 Report

Quoted By: >>58136001 >>58140809

>>58135918
>and red willl never overcome ranking dead last in that official favorite mon poll a few gens ago
I really want gamefreak to try and give them all some new dumb gimmick whether it's a new evolution or a new mega or whatever next gen, they could reference the public's distaste towards them and leverage it to make them more well-liked. I think it would be fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 03:45:45 No.58135988 Report

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>>58135661
Speak Hear See

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 03:49:49 No.58136001 Report

Quoted By: >>58137524 >>58140809 >>58140811

>>58135982
>new evos
>Tabuusage, Tabuusear, Tabuupour, or something similarly weird
>all gain dark typing
>speak no evil, simisage, gets a throat sack and a bunch of sound moves to speak more evil
>hear no evil, simisear, gets giant ears and an ability that lets him learn about the enemy's team
>see no evil, simipour, opens its eyes wide and gets stuff like intimidate or a bunch of paralysis moves because it's always watching
might be fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 12:12:15 No.58137342 Report

Quoted By: >>58140809

>>58135706
I wish they got stage 2s so bad

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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 12:13:46 No.58137346 Report

Quoted By: >>58137766

>>58135918
>blue looks like a homo
it's a woman, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 12:16:34 No.58137353 Report

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Grass starters really deserve to get the fire one, you can find water Pokémon everywhere, no one needs water, tho it’s the cutest one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 12:55:51 No.58137448 Report

Quoted By: >>58138895

>>58135661
these designs are so fucking awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 13:14:09 No.58137498 Report

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They should've gotten overgrow, blaze, and torrent as their main abilities instead of their hidden ones. Would've been more useful in a playthrough.

No one ever gives a fuck if a Pokemon has gluttony in a playthrough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 13:23:03 No.58137524 Report

Quoted By: >>58140809

>>58136001
Unironically a great idea.
GAME FREAK HIRE THIS MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 14:42:50 No.58137766 Report

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>>58137346
sexo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 15:34:20 No.58137895 Report

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>>58135661
I like them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 21:08:14 No.58138895 Report

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>>58137448
gen 5 is such a mixed bag design wise, gave us many of the best and biggest abominations at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 21:10:15 No.58138909 Report

Quoted By: >>58139675 >>58143081

>>58135706
They're hideous, they take up 6 dex slots, they're featured prominently in an early gym despite being hideous, also they suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 21:11:12 No.58138912 Report

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Based monkeys continuing to make the furries mald

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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 22:30:25 No.58139162 Report

Quoted By: >>58141571

>>58135661
Stop making fun of my wife and her wierd brothers .

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 22:37:58 No.58139189 Report

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nicknames

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 22:55:21 No.58139250 Report

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Never got the hate for them. Anytime I play BW or BW2 I ditch the starters in favor of the monkeys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Aug 2025 23:10:55 No.58139309 Report

Quoted By: >>58139522

simipour is very fuckable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 00:00:52 No.58139496 Report

Quoted By: >>58139639 >>58139659

>>58135706
>start game
>here's your starter
>literally 5 minutes later (actually 1 hour of cutscenes, 5 minutes of gameplay)
>actually fuck your starter, take this shitty other pokemon
>you have to use it because we made the first gym counter whatever starter you picked :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 00:12:01 No.58139522 Report

Quoted By: >>58141571

>>58139309
monkey sexo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 00:47:22 No.58139639 Report

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>>58139496
>you have to use it because we made the first gym counter whatever starter you picked :)
I just throw a lillipup at em, my dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 00:51:13 No.58139659 Report

Quoted By: >>58140975

>>58139496
it's called team building, anon. did you get mad when you had to use a mankey or butterfree in yellow to beat brock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 00:54:45 No.58139675 Report

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>>58138909
>they take up 6 dex slots,
there wouldn't be 6 new pokemon to replace them if they hadn't ben included, you know. Unova would have just had 150 mons instead of 150 + the monkeys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 07:45:12 No.58140773 Report

Quoted By: >>58140794

>>58135672
Brocoli-head would still be considered ugly or at least weird. Pansear is easily the cutest of the little monkeys, so this would be the ideal monkey line unless they made Simisear not ugly and also made Panzap/Simizap to complete the suit of cards theme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 07:57:11 No.58140794 Report

Quoted By: >>58141749

>>58140773
Have you never seen a pompadour?
>the suit of cards theme.
Uh what? Since when do they have that theme? They've always just been 3 cooking monkeys based on see no evil/hear no evil/speak no evil. Where do you get suits for them? And why would a hypthetical fourth monkey be named "zap" when the others have cooking-adjacent naming schemes? I guess I wouldn't mind an electric one in the future if a cooking relation and see/hear/speak relation could be found but you sound like you've just completely missed the point of them...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 08:02:51 No.58140802 Report

Quoted By: >>58140809 >>58140811

>>58135661
I had a funny dream where they all got third stages that completed their 'hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil' theme.
Grass/Fire Simisage evo with a Grass type Boomburst that can burn, Fire/Water Simisear evo with Fire type Surf that can lowers opposing Sp. Def and Water/Grass Simipour evo with a Water type Solar Beam that becomes a one turn move in rain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 08:07:30 No.58140809 Report

Quoted By: >>58140813 >>58140832

>>58135982
>>58136001
>>58137342
>>58137524
>>58140802
What'd be the evo method for the evos?
Pan > Simi use the elemental stones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 08:08:31 No.58140811 Report

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>>58140802
that's a pretty cool way of elaborating on them, kinda like how >>58136001 did too. These guys have a lot of potential. I hope they get some sort of boon next gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 08:09:48 No.58140813 Report

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>>58140809
probably something like leveling up with a specific tutored move that suggests whatever they'd evolve into

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 08:19:18 No.58140832 Report

Quoted By: >>58140836

>>58140809
Unironically super stones that are bigger more powerful versions of the normal elemental stones that allow stone evos to evolve again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 08:20:23 No.58140836 Report

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>>58140832
sunflora grass/fire evo here I come

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 08:22:02 No.58140841 Report

Quoted By: >>58140856

>>58135661
Pampour doesn't have its eyes closed. It's just blind

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 08:26:16 No.58140856 Report

Quoted By: >>58141124 >>58147837

>>58140841

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 09:51:14 No.58140975 Report

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>>58139659
The point of Yellow was that you were supposed to catch Ashmons anyway, so getting Mankey and Butterfree was literally canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 11:49:05 No.58141124 Report

Quoted By: >>58141130

>>58140856
Holy shit, I actually like the design now. Looking at it with white irises and just stuck in that expression actually makes it look neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 11:52:03 No.58141130 Report

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>>58141124
You could even say something something see no evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 15:26:05 No.58141571 Report

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>>58139162
very cute

>>58139522
sexo....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 15:33:14 No.58141583 Report

Quoted By: >>58141658 >>58141802

>>58135661
I love them but they feel purposeless outside of the games they debuted in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 15:55:19 No.58141658 Report

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>>58141583
the best way to use them going forward would be to have them spawn in an early town's small grass patch so a kid can catch SE coverage on the gym leader. And also just have them as window dressing. I liked them being in gen 6, actually, honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 16:22:13 No.58141749 Report

Quoted By: >>58142953 >>58144440 >>58145769

>>58140794
>see/hear/speak relation
well there is a fourth monkey who grabs his dick
can't imagine why that one never took off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 16:47:13 No.58141802 Report

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>>58141583
Simisear was actually on my Gen 6 team since having an early game Fire-type is always huge and I didn't know about Talonflame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 22:53:24 No.58142953 Report

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>>58141749
>Panuke and Siminuke
>holding its crotch, has a microwave motif on its chest
>known for molesting tourists to unova

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 23:03:50 No.58143004 Report

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>>58135661
One million pity to bort monkeys.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 23:26:51 No.58143081 Report

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>>58138909
You could say the dex is... black and white

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Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 23:29:04 No.58143092 Report

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>>58138895
You could say the dex is... black and white

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Aug 2025 23:36:01 No.58143111 Report

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>>58135672
I thought Simipour was alright. It looks like the only evolved one that keeps the "...no evil" theme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 08:03:38 No.58144433 Report

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>>58135661
NPC Redditor opinion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 08:06:16 No.58144440 Report

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>>58141749
Monkey like fap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 14:18:40 No.58145748 Report

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Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 14:20:15 No.58145760 Report

Quoted By: >>58148170

>hates the few barely salvageable designs in troonova
hello xaars reminder that every coolfag is a seething borty, every single one without exceptions, look at the replies to this post and you'll find a bunch of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 14:21:27 No.58145769 Report

Quoted By: >>58147382

>>58141749
what typing would the fap to no evil monkey have

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 19:06:52 No.58147382 Report

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>>58145769
fighting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 20:58:43 No.58147837 Report

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>>58140856
they should have given simisear and simisage something that makes them look less able to hear/speak as well, like folded over ears for simisear and maybe make simisage constantly be chewing on something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 22:19:11 No.58148170 Report

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>>58145760
Incoherent English Second Language Babble

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 22:28:02 No.58148222 Report

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I LOVE these lil monkas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 22:30:22 No.58148238 Report

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pitiful thread

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Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2025 22:44:01 No.58148316 Report

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>>58135661
I just capture 2 in Realidea System and honestly, I like their designs, now I want to evolve her

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