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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 09:38:04 No.58183108 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58183124 >>58183183 >>58183205 >>58183397

>"hey /vp/, which pokemon would you fuck?"
>nobody ever says Jolteon

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 09:45:31 No.58183124 Report

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 09:46:44 No.58183128 Report

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 10:02:10 No.58183170 Report

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can you guys stop talking about wanting to fuck dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 10:07:01 No.58183183 Report

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>>58183108
I'm pretty sure that if you make one wrong move or get way too rough with that, it's shocking your dick off.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 10:09:12 No.58183187 Report

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>>58183183
I guess that they're not the most compatible pokemon for humans

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 10:14:46 No.58183205 Report

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>>58183108
He is the least feminine Eeveelution.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 10:17:33 No.58183219 Report

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>FlvffFeeler88

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 10:28:34 No.58183253 Report

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>>58183205
Leafeon is fag coded

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 11:22:54 No.58183396 Report

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that's because Jolteon is for people that actually like the games and aren't degenerate furfags that look at a fun series like it's just a big gay orgy

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 11:23:05 No.58183397 Report

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>>58183108
Nah OP, lots of ppl do actualy wanna fuck Jolteon - its just that for some reason most of then are faggots unfortunately.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 11:37:09 No.58183428 Report

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A little known fact is that Jolteon is soft and fluffy outside of combat. The fur only gets spiky when there's danger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 11:43:11 No.58183446 Report

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>>58183170
not everyone has the privilege of being a socially well-adjusted neurotipical, okay?
let us waste our lives talking about dog-fucking in peace

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 11:44:19 No.58183450 Report

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>>58183205
Vaporeon is def male
Leafeon is most likely male
Sylveon is a tranny

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 11:46:26 No.58183458 Report

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>>58183183
Glaceon would freeze your dick off and make its fur all spiky if it feels threatened
>>58183397
>lots of ppl do
well it's an eeveelution so it's still popular enough for that
>most of then are faggots
almost like it's one of the eevees most see as cool/male
just like Umbreon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 12:10:34 No.58183526 Report

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>>58183450
>projecting your AGP onto a pink dog even though he didn't even do anything
Sad to see!

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 12:22:10 No.58183562 Report

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>>58183450
>mind-broken by trannies
Good job. You let them win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 12:32:49 No.58183589 Report

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>>58183170
>>58183446
>>58183526
>dog
Headcanon. None of them look like dogs at all, nor has there been any official statement confirming the eeveelutions are dogs. Much like many other pokemon, they're a hodgepodge of various mammals that can't be neatly pigeonholed into being a stylisation of any one animal family.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 12:34:06 No.58183593 Report

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>>58183450
Stop calling Sylveon a tranny. It can't learn Shift Gear!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2025 12:35:37 No.58183599 Report

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>>58183219
Gootbros...

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