I've come to make an announcement:
Hau, my grandson is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his owl’s fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Hau, my grandson, your owl’s got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it let me fuck my way up to being the island fucking kahuna
His owl fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck his chances of winning the League. That's right this is what you get, MY ALL-OUT PUMMELING OF REJECTION. Except I'm not fucking just the match, I'm gonna go higher, I'M FUCKING YOUR WHOLE CAREER. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OWLKEKS, I’M FUCKING UP YOUR BIRD YOU IDIOTS!
You have 3 months before the owl fucking culls your bird out of the next generation, now get out of my fucking sight, before I cull your favorite Pokémon too
