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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:15:04 No.58226365 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58226374 >>58226397 >>58226403 >>58226874 >>58226969

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:19:03 No.58226374 Report

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>>58226365
!ramalaM evol I

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:20:11 No.58226380 Report

Quoted By: >>58226395

How do you write upside down?

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:20:23 No.58226381 Report

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Forced meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:22:16 No.58226390 Report

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How about fucking off influencer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:23:38 No.58226395 Report

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>>58226380
Turn your monitor upside down

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:24:22 No.58226397 Report

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>>58226365
That's not funny, you're not funny, and you'll never be fu
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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:24:48 No.58226402 Report

Quoted By: >>58226412 >>58226419 >>58226430 >>58227825

Why is this thing being shilled everywhere right now? Did I miss something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:24:51 No.58226403 Report

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>>58226365
Kino meme, better than the garbage secondaries and gen alphaggots shit out

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:27:06 No.58226412 Report

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>>58226402
Mega soon

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:29:19 No.58226419 Report

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>>58226402
The only thing you're missing is Malamar brother. He's easily the best Pokemon out there, AND he's my best friend. He's gonna be my best man when I marry Raifort and we'll name our first son after him

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:31:28 No.58226430 Report

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>>58226402
TPC are running a marketing exercise likely to hype up M-Malar's reveal by roping in the community to be "hypnotised" by Malamar.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Sep 2025 23:47:20 No.58226472 Report

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>>58226430
>social media = hypnosis
Grim that's how these people think, but it makes sense now.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 00:03:54 No.58226532 Report

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>>58226472
>malamar is one of the few pokemon in the series to be unapologetically evil
>manipulates vulnerable people to do it's bidding via hypnosis on social media
kek, Mega Malamar really is a perfect allegory for the ¡¡¡¡ɹ∀W∀˥∀W ƎΛO˥ I ¡suouɐ 'ɹɐɯɐlɐW ǝʌol I

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 00:10:31 No.58226565 Report

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imagine if tpci added a "flip your text upside down" generator like you already look up online, it would be trivial for them to do and would be hilarious. Feels like something a site would have done 20 years ago.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 00:46:00 No.58226693 Report

Quoted By: >>58227468

I’d be annoyed by this astroturfing if there was anything else to talk about. At least Z-A is doing something vaguely interesting for the first time ever lol.

Not even SV got this right, their big marketing events involved putting matcha on a twitter page and a fucking countdown on a website. And before that we got— what, 24 hours of nothing for a glimpse at an MLP reject?

At least Arceus had that mad dash to reveal H-Zoroark, I guess

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 01:09:07 No.58226788 Report

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Used Malamar in one of the ORAS hacks a couple years ago, very fun, four moveslot syndrome for sure.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 01:31:22 No.58226874 Report

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>>58226365
I read this fairly smoothly but needed a few seconds for the last word.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 02:03:53 No.58226969 Report

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>>58226365
Ignore Australian posts

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 05:00:20 No.58227468 Report

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>>58226693
Yeah, say what you want, but this is the most successful astroturf I've ever seen a company pull off (on purpose).

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 05:07:14 No.58227490 Report

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I came to the conclusion that they're setting people for another shitty looking mega, so everybody will meme and pretend it's the best mega ever.

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