I tell ya, the Unova region—no respect, no respect at all. I went there for gym battles, figured I’d get some badges.
And the gyms, oh boy, the gyms. I battled Elesa, the Electric-type Leader. Gorgeous girl, shocks you with style. She says, ‘Don’t worry, this won’t hurt.’ Next thing I know, I wake up three towns over, smelling like burned Stunfisk! No respect, I tell ya, no respect at all.”