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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 01:09:52 No.58238114 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58238117 >>58238128 >>58238144 >>58238199 >>58238200 >>58238292 >>58239553

>meet a cute guy at a bar
>it’s going well, you start to kiss and go back to his place
>he takes his clothes off and you notice a pokemon tattoo

ladies, what do you do in this situation? Are pokemon tattoos an ick for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 01:11:02 No.58238117 Report

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>>58238114
>ladies, what do you do in this situation?
i tell you to kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 01:14:07 No.58238128 Report

Quoted By: >>58238284

>>58238114
Why has she become a trans icon over other Pokémon like, say, Ditto or Zoroark?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 01:19:12 No.58238144 Report

Quoted By: >>58238200

>>58238114
>tattoos
why are women so fucking dumb and stupid
instead of dating your tattoo-less 'friend' who likely got good grades and will have a good job
you would rather date an abusive jailbird who treats you like meat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 01:37:07 No.58238199 Report

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>>58238114
He looks like he'll slaughter normal people because he is an unhinged subhuman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 01:38:44 No.58238200 Report

Quoted By: >>58239050

>>58238144
Because those things are "boring." ...Or something to that effect.

>>58238114
>ladies, what do you do in this situation? Are Pokémon tattoos an ick for you?

Hypothetically speaking, I think it would depend on where the tattoos were, what they were of and how many. I don't know if I'd necessarily call them (tattoos in general) an 'ick,' but ideally, the guy wouldn't have any.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 02:10:08 No.58238284 Report

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>>58238128
They'll tell you it's because of the colors, it does help of course, but the real reason is because they're attention-seeking parasites who will latch on to anything that is popular and looks remotely cute. And Sylveon being consistently among the top 10 most popular pokémon means it takes the brunt of this mental retardation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 02:16:14 No.58238292 Report

Quoted By: >>58238296 >>58238324 >>58238336 >>58238379

>>58238114
Im starting to think eeveelutions were a mistake now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 02:19:48 No.58238296 Report

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>>58238292
>now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 02:29:40 No.58238324 Report

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>>58238292
>>58238296
Why? They're cute, good-looking Pokémon. You shouldn't let their fanbase (some who are rabid, admittedly) deter you from liking them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 02:33:10 No.58238336 Report

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>>58238292
The Eeveelutions didn't ask for any of this! Blame the autists who keep pushing unrelated shit onto cute critters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 02:36:19 No.58238348 Report

Quoted By: >>58238863

Now, let's do the change up. What if a lady was out doing lady things and got drunk with another pretty lady and she takes off her shirt and has a sick Gyarados tattoo. Regular Gyarados, not even shiny. Would you get the ick or tell her, let's be friends.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 02:45:58 No.58238379 Report

Quoted By: >>58238466

>>58238292

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 03:31:54 No.58238466 Report

Quoted By: >>58238840

>>58238379
Move Vaporeon to the right
Move Espeon, Umbreon and Leafeon to the left

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 06:08:22 No.58238840 Report

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>>58238466
you missed the point you stupid faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 06:19:45 No.58238863 Report

Quoted By: >>58238977

>>58238348
Like a yakuza-style back tattoo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 07:23:26 No.58238977 Report

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>>58238863
Watch out she doesn't sugarcoats it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 07:43:47 No.58239031 Report

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>ladies
Not on this site

This tattoo would be perfectly fine if not for the stupid flag beneath it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 07:49:06 No.58239050 Report

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>>58238200
>what they are
it’s a charizard tattoo are on his bicep leading to his chest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2025 11:21:02 No.58239553 Report

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>>58238114
You would never see a Delcatty tattoo because tattoos are haram.

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