>>58245979>TurtwigIs cute af, then turns into a fat weird doofus, then it’s final form suffers from a major continuity problem where it is said to be huge, containing trees, mountains, and even other Pokémon, but in game it’s just a fat turtle with not even a cool tree on it. Also if you keep Turtwig around and don’t evo him, he doesn’t learn the ground moves, why can’t we have cute mons be competitively viable? We have to use ugly fucking deformed freaks if we want to compete? Make a double eviolite please. At least gamefreak figured out how to make a non-Grass/Poison grass type. Also the move Earthquake def got mandella’d, no way it worked how it does, it was closer to an in-between of magnitude and fissure, not a reliable move at all.
>chimchar Monkeys are retarded first of all, I always hated seeing the baby gorillas at the zoo and as a kid I would imagine killing them behind the bulletproof glass while their stupid monkey families watched. This faggot is so Chinese coded, and literally Simisear is the same fucking thing and is a fillermon, we all knew the asians would try to push fire monkies on us for spiritual reasons, and we’re not falling for it.
>piplupIs cute af, but suffers from mistyping, like many mons, it has the potential to be 3+ types (see: Flygon, should be ground, flying, bug, and dragon). The steel type is a reach, it should be water/ ice, I get that emperor penguins wear crowns so it’s metal, thus steel type, but it’s a fucking water starter that is a penguin, that screams water/ice, I don’t care/know about how dual types work, things should be as they should be. And again, there’s no viable way to keep cutie piplup in your party without some sort of double eviolite item. Speaking of which there should be a negative-mega-eviolite which boosts mons that can mega evolve even furthur if they’re in a lower form, so we can use first stage mons competitively and actually keep our cute Pokémon around.
