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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2025 07:12:04 No.58255404 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58255407 >>58258944 >>58260946

I’m so bored. Can we get an absol thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2025 07:13:27 No.58255407 Report

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>>58255404
I wish it had a prevo.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2025 09:55:05 No.58255760 Report

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Caterpie is so lucky…

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2025 16:54:27 No.58256825 Report

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2025 16:56:24 No.58256832 Report

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>>58255760
Silly anon, there's no Caterpie there

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2025 21:04:58 No.58257789 Report

Quoted By: >>58258889 >>58259582 >>58260334

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 01:35:12 No.58258889 Report

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>>58257789
that doesn't look like a very comfy way to go sleepy-bye

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 01:50:47 No.58258944 Report

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>>58255404
hopefully yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 01:56:28 No.58258959 Report

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>>58258944
what a sex pest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 01:58:35 No.58258966 Report

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Made for BBC

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 01:59:16 No.58258969 Report

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>>58258959
this shit is why mods keep deleting these threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 02:13:47 No.58259033 Report

Quoted By: >>58259041 >>58259043 >>58260124 >>58261515

Is her cookie black like her face or pink like the inside of her mouth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 02:16:19 No.58259041 Report

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>>58259033
black around the outside and speckled pink towards the center where it becomes all pink. However, it's just like a human's reproductive organs otherwise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 02:16:51 No.58259043 Report

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>>58259033
absol isn't a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 02:22:53 No.58259065 Report

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>>58259043
so cute. Sometimes I wish Absol didn't get a mega so that gf would give it a prevo and evo proper. It really suffered as the first proto-shillmon because gf wasn't actually willing to shill it that much that early.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 02:43:04 No.58259143 Report

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>>58259065
mega absol is so cute and cool though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 02:43:25 No.58259145 Report

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>>58259041
>black around the outside and speckled pink towards the center where it becomes all pink
Based opinion
>However, it's just like a human's reproductive organs otherwise.
Gay opinion

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 03:20:08 No.58259255 Report

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 03:20:53 No.58259258 Report

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She’s so sexy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 03:22:36 No.58259262 Report

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>>58259258
stop calling my wife weird things like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 03:23:52 No.58259271 Report

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>>58259262
I also have an absol for a wife, and she is also sexy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 04:00:52 No.58259405 Report

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Op here, I was gonna an out “don’t be weird” in the original post but got lazy. I should’ve known better :(

I just like using dark types :( nerds pick on me and I need the psychic immunity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 04:22:14 No.58259459 Report

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>>58259405
>I was gonna an out “don’t be weird” in the original post but got lazy. I should’ve known better
it happens
it was probably gonna happen regardless

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 04:54:29 No.58259539 Report

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>>58259459
(not op here) it was definitely gonna happen regardless because I occasionally post things like >>58258959 specifically to get more bumps for threads I like, and it always works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 05:12:05 No.58259582 Report

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>>58257789
Oh hey, someone posted my art here, cool. Did you want the finished colored version, too?
>>58258889
I was trying to come up with different ways to pose Absol for that request and settled on the way some dogs like to lay down in their beds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 09:34:26 No.58260124 Report

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>>58259033
>Absol
>cookie
I only tolerate that stuff because nobody cares to give her a proper ungulate pussy.
And the other thing that drives me insane lately is how there's zero lewds of Absol where she has a neat set of cervid udders or sheep-like crotchboobs, not even AIslop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 11:38:02 No.58260334 Report

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>>58259582
>>58257789
that's a nice drawing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 11:51:43 No.58260346 Report

Quoted By: >>58260411 >>58260539 >>58260550 >>58265016 >>58272562 >>58273377 >>58274629

on the topic of drawings, i've drawn this and i was going to post it on an absol thread but it's been weeks since i catched one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 12:36:32 No.58260411 Report

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>>58260346
sex with hasty
I mean, sex with any and all of them, but whatever, you know what I mean
would

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 12:52:11 No.58260445 Report

Quoted By: >>58260456

You guys are disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 12:54:11 No.58260456 Report

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>>58260445
Yeah. Sex with jolly instead.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 13:21:42 No.58260539 Report

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>>58260346
Relaxed > Hasty > Sassy > Jolly > Adamant, in terms of sex appeal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 13:25:04 No.58260550 Report

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>>58260346
Oh Adamant, it's time for your horn circumcision...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 15:39:12 No.58260875 Report

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 15:55:56 No.58260919 Report

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>>58260539
>people told me that the world will end when Zinfyu starts drawing his doomcow pics with proverb biscuits, but they don't make me any harder compared to stuff from other folks that were already doing likewise ages ago
Is it because I stopped being under 25 a whole decade ago and my brain doesn't replicate neurons at a sustainable rate anymore, or is there something else that I missed and which could explain this predicament both more coherently and in a less complex reasoning?

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 16:03:14 No.58260944 Report

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 16:03:40 No.58260946 Report

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>>58255404
Nah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 16:18:14 No.58260978 Report

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>>58260919
He's an honest guy. He draws primarily for money. If he's drawing something out of the ordinary it's because someone paid him, or someone is more likely to pay him. Prostitutes aren't really that exciting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 18:46:41 No.58261515 Report

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>>58259033
Definitely black. Black cookies were made to be worshiped
>>58260124
>He fell for the cow meme

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 18:54:25 No.58261545 Report

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abol

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 18:55:27 No.58261549 Report

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>>58260944
>no "Pathetic" caption
JVST!

>>58261515
Can't fall for something that I myself am pushing tho…

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 19:31:44 No.58261708 Report

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dogfuckers out!
ouuuuut!!!
reeeeeeeeee!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 20:19:35 No.58261904 Report

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>>58261545
Man, seeing stuff like this makes me realize I may or may not be responsible for a lot of Absol requests from the drawthread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 21:58:50 No.58262309 Report

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>>58261549
fat-ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2025 22:01:38 No.58262320 Report

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 00:47:53 No.58262981 Report

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>>58262320
Fluffy

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 02:05:47 No.58263199 Report

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 02:25:13 No.58263266 Report

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Me on the right.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 04:59:17 No.58263765 Report

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>>58263266
cool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 11:54:36 No.58264394 Report

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absol

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 15:52:47 No.58264999 Report

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beautiful pocket monster creature

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 15:57:29 No.58265016 Report

Quoted By: >>58266232

>>58260346
Why is the Jolly one's tail growing backwards?

>>58263765
>TFW your son evolves into your husband…

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 16:52:32 No.58265170 Report

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 17:11:51 No.58265229 Report

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Check em

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 19:59:01 No.58265729 Report

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 20:20:20 No.58265818 Report

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>>58265229
stupid ass cow
pointing in the wrong direction and didn't even get them

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Anonymous Wed 17 Sep 2025 22:33:05 No.58266232 Report

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>>58265016
tail going up like that makes it seem more upbeat i think

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Anonymous Thu 18 Sep 2025 01:55:26 No.58266796 Report

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Anonymous Thu 18 Sep 2025 05:22:42 No.58267372 Report

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>>58265729

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Anonymous Thu 18 Sep 2025 16:20:01 No.58268472 Report

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>>58265818
... cow?
I can't picture absol going moo moo...

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Anonymous Thu 18 Sep 2025 16:48:49 No.58268569 Report

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Keep your Absol's fur well brushed, even while Mega

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Anonymous Thu 18 Sep 2025 20:44:53 No.58269232 Report

Quoted By: >>58269620 >>58274040 >>58274054

>>58268472
what would you call absol them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Sep 2025 20:46:40 No.58269237 Report

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>>58268472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjz-aY0yhWI

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Sep 2025 23:15:46 No.58269620 Report

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>>58269232
it's clearly a dog lmao?

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Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 01:05:05 No.58269949 Report

Quoted By: >>58270012 >>58271109

>>58269620
with no dog ears? and a horn (highly herbivore feature)? and those fuckhuge paws and claws?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 01:35:08 No.58270012 Report

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>>58269949
I mean, the ears could just be small and under the emo hair, the horn is because it's a monster, and the claws aren't that weird for a dog monster. I mean, they're weirder for a hoofed animal, lmao.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 02:34:31 No.58270183 Report

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absol should have ears

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 10:04:06 No.58271109 Report

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>>58269949
it's literally got a little cartoon anime dog muzzle

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Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 10:24:57 No.58271185 Report

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Jolly.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 15:35:44 No.58271917 Report

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I don't care what she is, Absol is Absol, and I love her.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 18:48:46 No.58272515 Report

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Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 18:59:48 No.58272562 Report

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>>58260346
>Hasty gets right to business and doesn't waste time
>Adamant stays silent the whole time while assertively pinning you down until climax
>Relaxed is usually reserved but open to anything
>Jolly is playful and giggles a lot
>Sassy ridicules you the entire night

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Sep 2025 22:52:36 No.58273377 Report

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>>58260346
Where do you post your stuff now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2025 02:56:45 No.58274040 Report

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>>58269232
I'm not sure but I can't imagine any moos coming from this creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2025 03:01:40 No.58274054 Report

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>>58269232
Seriously? Absol is clearly a goat

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Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2025 05:08:09 No.58274385 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2025 06:51:38 No.58274592 Report

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>>58260550
We don't do such outlandish things around here dear Anon…

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Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2025 07:09:08 No.58274629 Report

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>>58260346
I recognize that artstyle

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