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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of cuddling, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of cute animals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human hugs, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough when you playfully wrestle with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a happy Vaporeon would be incredibly cool, so cool that you could easily hug one in the summer for hours without getting hot. They can also learn the moves Helping Hand, Protect and Calm Mind, along with not having fur to clean up around the house, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to be a supportive friend. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue after a long walk with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you feed it enough Moo Moo Milk, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human love and friendship. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take hugs all day, and still come for more.