I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Raichu today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Sylveon or Throh. He said that for every new game GameFreak makes, it warrants another nuke to be dropped on Japan! I told him there is no reason for such drastic war crimes, especially because the Japanese aren't racist anymore! He declared that Junichi Masuda could break into my house and break every single one of my bones, and I wouldn't even lift a finger because I was mindraped by international bankers! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?