I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Tsareena or Komala. He said that Masuda himself is personally going to rape every remaining Pokemon fan, and they will all pretend to love and buy their day one DLC! I told him that Masuda was a good man who made the dreams of many children around the world come true. He declared that the best way to learn that human life is not scared is to have a staring contest with a lifeless Scat and Vomit fan! I am worried that my son is going to do something really evil one day, because he seems not to care about anyone but himself! What should I do? Should I ground-type him?