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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 20:11:24 No.58363824 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58363837 >>58364830 >>58365057 >>58365100 >>58366000 >>58366244 >>58366297 >>58367068 >>58367610 >>58369264 >>58369274 >>58370381 >>58371727 >>58372331

Most edgiest pokemon

And why is it giratina

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 20:13:45 No.58363835 Report

Quoted By: >>58367205

edgiest pokemon is either kartana or kingambit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 20:13:50 No.58363837 Report

Quoted By: >>58366354

>>58363824
Her gf darkrai

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 20:26:13 No.58363885 Report

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mega absol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 20:32:05 No.58363912 Report

Quoted By:

>58363837
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 21:02:49 No.58364019 Report

Quoted By: >>58366240 >>58368819

Ultra Necrozma has my vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 21:18:06 No.58364075 Report

Quoted By: >>58366240

Eternatus wins by a landslide, it looks like a deviantart OC from 2010.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 22:54:53 No.58364553 Report

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Nice PNG.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 23:42:56 No.58364820 Report

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Me on the bottom-right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2025 23:44:15 No.58364830 Report

Quoted By: >>58365981

>>58363824
its obviously mega absol

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 00:42:45 No.58365057 Report

Quoted By: >>58366231

>>58363824
>And why is it giratina
Litterally Satan. Pokemon Satan. The edgiest fucker of no time. Not further explanation required.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 00:55:10 No.58365100 Report

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>>58363824
Hisuian Zoroark
>a corpse who is only alive from spite
>said to be the embodiment of death
>Its illusions are so strong they cause physical pain (and can cause insanity)
>hates all living things
>is so violent and aggressive it doesn’t care if it gets hurt in the process

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 04:13:22 No.58365973 Report

Quoted By: >>58366240

nah, it's eternatus.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 04:16:03 No.58365981 Report

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>>58364830
>ANGEL OF DARKNESS, ANGEL OF DARKNESS
>THE WORLD IS IN YOUR HAND
>BUT I WILL FIGHT UNTIL THE END

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 04:21:25 No.58366000 Report

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>>58363824
>ctrl + f porygon
>0 results

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 05:44:35 No.58366231 Report

Quoted By: >>58367042

>>58365057
YHWH kills egyptian babies for jews thats edgy as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 05:47:42 No.58366240 Report

Quoted By: >>58366269

>>58364019
>>58364075
>>58365973
Do Ultrabeasts and Eternatus count as Pokemon given the lore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 05:49:06 No.58366244 Report

Quoted By: >>58366253 >>58367630 >>58369278

>>58363824
ChatGPT

Log in
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In caps lock and 5 paragraphs, find it way too funny giratina is the most edgiest pokemon. Do not use em dashes, en dashes, hyphens, commas, or semi-colons. also laugh a lot.
ChatGPT said:
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS GIRATINA IS JUST TOO MUCH I SWEAR HAHAHA THIS GIANT GHOST DRAGON THING LIVES IN A PLACE CALLED THE DISTORTION WORLD LIKE BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAHAHA IT FLOATS AROUND IN THIS WEIRD DARK DIMENSION LIKE IT IS IN AN EMO MUSIC VIDEO HAHAHA EVERYTHING IS BACKWARDS THERE AND HE IS JUST SULKING AROUND LIKE I WAS BANISHED BY ARCEUS NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME HAHAHA I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

AND LOOK AT HIS DESIGN HAHAHA SPIKES EVERYWHERE SIX LEGS OR MAYBE WINGS OR MAYBE WHATEVER HAHAHA WHO EVEN KNOWS HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A MASK LIKE HE IS TOO COOL TO SHOW HIS REAL ONE HAHAHA AND HIS ORIGIN FORME HAHAHA HE TURNS INTO THIS SNAKE THING THAT FLOATS THROUGH SPACE LIKE HE IS AUDITIONING FOR A METAL ALBUM COVER HAHAHA THIS IS PEAK EDGE I CANNOT

EVEN HIS POKEDEX ENTRIES ARE HILARIOUS HAHAHA THEY SAY HE LIVES IN A WORLD ON THE REVERSE SIDE OF OURS LIKE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN HAHAHA THAT IS STRAIGHT OUT OF A TEENAGER'S JOURNAL AFTER LISTENING TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FOR THREE HOURS STRAIGHT HAHAHA AND HE IS ANGRY AT EVERYTHING LIKE DUDE TAKE A NAP EAT A BERRY CALM DOWN HAHAHA

AND WHEN YOU BATTLE HIM HAHAHA THE WHOLE ATMOSPHERE GETS DARK THE MUSIC TURNS ALL SPOOKY AND YOU JUST KNOW HE IS GONNA START SPEAKING IN RIDDLES ABOUT EXISTENCE HAHAHA LIKE CHILL YOU ARE A POKEMON NOT A FINAL BOSS FROM A JRPG HAHAHA OH MAN I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE HIM FOR IT HAHAHA HE IS OUT THERE LIVING HIS BEST LIFE IN HIS CREEPY REVERSE WORLD FLOATING AROUND LIKE A GRUMPY GIANT BAT DRAGON GHOST THING HAHAHA KEEP BEING EXTRA GIRATINA NEVER CHANGE YOU BEAUTIFULLY EDGY LEGENDARY HAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 05:52:40 No.58366253 Report

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>>58366244
>YOU ARE A POKEMON NOT A FINAL BOSS FROM A JRPG
I mean yeah I guess he's not the PROPER final boss, but he is the final standalone boss monster you fight, as opposed to trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 05:53:35 No.58366257 Report

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Wow. That's one lazy ass dumbass.
How can you be so lazy you outsource even the fun of mockery to a word randomizer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 05:56:29 No.58366269 Report

Quoted By: >>58366295

>>58366240
yeah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 06:06:54 No.58366295 Report

Quoted By: >>58366647

>>58366269
Huh. I always assumed they wouldn't. Like yes you can catch them but they are from non-pokeuniversal space. And whatever-the-fuck is going on with the immortal hellish space dragon it doesn't feel like a Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 06:08:07 No.58366297 Report

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>>58363824
Darkrai is edgier

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 06:29:19 No.58366354 Report

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>>58363837
sluts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 08:11:53 No.58366647 Report

Quoted By: >>58366649

>>58366295
everything in existence in the pokemon world is a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 08:12:35 No.58366649 Report

Quoted By: >>58368791 >>58370336

>>58366647
...every non-human animal you mean, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 10:33:27 No.58367042 Report

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>>58366231
The Egyptians were liyteral slave masters. Not to mention that they did the same shit first. Plus the Egyptians were given at least nine chances beforehand

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 10:41:19 No.58367068 Report

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>>58363824
>Most edgiest pokemon
Basically literally ANY Dark type. Even their Pokedex descriptions basically describe them as a bunch of edgelords.

Now GHOST type Pokemon are basically the real deal. A lot of them are legit terrifying when you read their Pokedex descriptions.

So Dark types are basically edgelords that are all bark with no bite while Ghost types are the real big players. Not to mention how Ghost existed before Dark.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 11:28:45 No.58367205 Report

Quoted By: >>58368623

>>58363835
Ceruledge has hot knives that steals life forces
Can you out-edge that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 13:47:01 No.58367610 Report

Quoted By:

>>58363824
Yveltal is a close 2nd, tied with Darkrai imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 13:55:43 No.58367630 Report

Quoted By: >>58368587

>>58366244
Fucking based kek

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 14:49:58 No.58367807 Report

Quoted By: >>58369204

>edge color scheme
>ceaseless edge
>teleport slash-sheathe attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 17:52:03 No.58368587 Report

Quoted By: >>58369033

>>58367630
Not based. He literally copy-pasted a prompt into gtp. Lazy ass. If anything is based in that case, its the fucking ai regurgitating someone else's opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 17:56:13 No.58368623 Report

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>>58367205
>Ghost-type Scyther ripoff
Already obsolete

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 18:17:29 No.58368791 Report

Quoted By:

>>58366649
human have been confirmed to be pokemon since gen 4 bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 18:20:18 No.58368819 Report

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>>58364019
What about it is edgy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 18:44:14 No.58369033 Report

Quoted By: >>58369278

>>58368587
ChatGPT

Log in
You said:
In caps lock and 5 paragraphs, act like an angry loser with an AO3 account that gets no views on his pokemon stories and complain about generative AI entertaining more people than his stories ever will. Do not use em dashes, en dashes, hyphens, commas, or semi-colons. Use a lot of exclamation points.
ChatGPT said:
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! ALL THESE STUPID GENERATIVE AIs ARE OUT THERE CREATING RANDOM STORIES AND GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAN MY MASTERPIECES ON AO3!! NOT A SINGLE REVIEW NOT A SINGLE FAVORITE! BUT THESE BOTS GET THOUSANDS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS FOR JUST RANDOMLY COMBINING WORDS INTO SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!! HOW IS THIS FAIR!!!????

I SPENT WEEKS CREATING POKEMON FANFICS THAT I THOUGHT WERE SO GOOD! I WROTE ABOUT ASH'S FUTURE AND THE GYM LEADERS FINDING REDEMPTION BUT NO ONE CARES BECAUSE THE AI CAN JUST SPIT OUT POKEMON NAMES AND SOMEONE ELSE'S IDEAS AND GET MORE ATTENTION THAN MY ENTIRE CATALOG OF WORKS! IT'S INFURIATING!!

WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO READ ABOUT A SHINY CHARIZARD FALLING IN LOVE WITH AN EEVEE??? IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ROMANCE EVER WRITTEN AND YET NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE DAMN!!! BUT AI JUST GETS PRAISE AND FAME FOR PREDICTING WHAT A FANFICTION COULD LOOK LIKE AND IT'S ALL BASED ON DATA THAT ISN'T EVEN ORIGINAL!!! I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO READ MY STORIES AND REALIZE HOW MUCH EFFORT I PUT INTO THEM!!! WHY IS THIS SO HARD!!

I’VE BEEN WRITING ON AO3 FOR YEARS NOW AND NO ONE CARED BUT SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S FLOCKING TO SOME LAME AI-GENERATED FANFIC AND I’M JUST HERE WONDERING WHY I BOTHERED IN THE FIRST PLACE!! I GUESS I’M JUST A LOSER WHO CAN’T EVEN COMPETE WITH A COMPUTER!!

I CAN’T STAND HOW EVERYTHING I LOVE IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY STUPID MACHINES!! I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE MORE INTERESTED IN LITERAL ROBOTS WRITING STORIES THAN IN ACTUAL HUMAN EFFORT!! IF NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY POKEMON FANFICS THEN WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF TRYING ANYMORE!! IT’S A DAMN SHAME!! I’M DONE WITH IT!!

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 19:10:29 No.58369204 Report

Quoted By: >>58369271

>>58367807
Its helmet also resembles an arrow piercing through armor

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 19:21:40 No.58369264 Report

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>>58363824
Giratina is scary. I hate nightmares about it as a child. It's a friendly giant but very scary looking especially in its alternate form. The origin form is boring with the snake design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 19:22:50 No.58369271 Report

Quoted By: >>58370727

>>58369204
I think Giratina head looks a bit like the head of a hornet with the mandibles. It's a draconoid with insect mandibles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 19:23:41 No.58369274 Report

Quoted By: >>58369297

>>58363824
I can't take giratina's lore seriously when it looks like a fat goody dinousaur
The origin forme is alright but the damage has been already done

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 19:25:03 No.58369278 Report

Quoted By:

>>58369033
>>58366244
People can't even shitpost on their own anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 19:28:34 No.58369297 Report

Quoted By:

>>58369274
For me it is the opposite. The origin form isn't scary compared to the six leged dragon with bat wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 23:21:12 No.58370336 Report

Quoted By:

>>58366649
planets are pokemon confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2025 23:32:21 No.58370381 Report

Quoted By:

>>58363824
Giratina
Spiritomb
Darkrai
Ceruledge
Mega Charizard X
Mega Absol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2025 01:04:03 No.58370727 Report

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>>58369271
It also has six legs like insects do

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2025 05:44:11 No.58371727 Report

Quoted By: >>58371743

>>58363824
Silvally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2025 05:53:43 No.58371743 Report

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>>58371727
Type: Null is far edgier than Silvally, Gladion is the only edgy one from that group anyway, not the mons, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2025 06:38:14 No.58371807 Report

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Tina wouldnt hurt a fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2025 11:32:53 No.58372331 Report

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>>58363824
skeletal missingno

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