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Islamic Pokemon: Muslim Geodude

Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 17:38:02 No.58419051 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58419084 >>58419287 >>58419588 >>58419837 >>58420325

Any Pokemon that can learn the moves
>"Self Destruct"
and
>"Explode"
are potential terrorists.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBh4t-o2YG4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 17:41:35 No.58419084 Report

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>>58419051
Their leader would be Azelf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 17:43:45 No.58419105 Report

Quoted By: >>58419588 >>58419727

>>58419084
If Jihad and ISIS had a Pokemon for a leader, who would it REALLY be? Masha Allahu Akbar!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 18:04:10 No.58419287 Report

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>>58419051
Every Pokémon is born a Muslim, it is the influence of their idolatrous society that causes them to stray from the one true path and convert to Paganism. This is why we Muslims must fight Idolatry at all times, for the sake of newborn men and mons alike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 18:36:01 No.58419588 Report

Quoted By: >>58419727 >>58420355

>>58419051
Your knowledge about Islam comes from jewish propaganda, you should study Islam and see by yourself what is all about. Is like condemning christians as terrorists because of the crusades.
>>58419105
Probopass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 18:49:03 No.58419727 Report

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>>58419588
That's the leader of the Mossad and owner of B'nai Birth, alright?

>>58419105
It would totally be Graveler with a black turban on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 19:00:49 No.58419837 Report

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>>58419051
Which pokemon is a ZVTT and which one is sissy momo?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 19:53:11 No.58420325 Report

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>>58419051
The Bellsprout massacre.
They must have been Jewish or Christian.
Allahu Akbar Adonallahu Avinu Akbar with Uzair!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 19:55:20 No.58420355 Report

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>>58419588
>condemning christians as terrorists
Nobody has every done this in any context over anything. Ever. Literally Ever. Same with Buddhists and Catholics.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 20:17:23 No.58420594 Report

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>>58420355
Who is the loved one?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfRBR0uOpQY
Geodude will have 72 virgins of the female Geodude Pokemon species!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 21:30:10 No.58421288 Report

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>>58420355
Yeah, I'm sure all the millions killed ind god's name were happy to be murdered and not terrified at all.
>Same with Buddhists
See pic.
Buddhists have a saying, 'Non violence is the ultimate Dharma and so is violence in defence of Dharma', there's a long tradition of warrior monks who were legit killer machines, the founder of zen Buddhism is also the creator of Kung fu.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Oct 2025 21:31:16 No.58421293 Report

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>>58420594
Ba'ha'ullah approves.

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