>>58420964I used to rule Johto
All kids would pick me when given the choice
Now in ZA I was left off alone
A pig stinks where I built my throne
I used to roll the dice
See the fear in Meganium's eyes
Listen as TPC would preach
'All doubts are dead, Typhlosion is king'
One minute I held the key
Next the dex had no entry for me
And I discovered that my castle stands
On a regional that won't show up again
I hear Eckruteak's bells a-ringin'
Youtubers in choirs are griftin'
Page one Google calls me a pedo beast,
"He raped a girl in the teraleak"
For some reason I can't explain
I know Gen10 won't save my name
I will not appear anymore
But you remember when I ruled Johto?
I was a fiery and wild wind
They'd blow down the doors to let me in
Was never shilled but scored 5th on polls
No wingless Charizard is what I'd become
But the shillmons wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a badger on a lonely string
Aw, how Tepig would steal the Mega of the king?
I hear Ho-oh's bells a-ringin'
Discord groomers in choirs are singin'
They say I drugged a hisui kid,
Whom I molested, drugged, threat to kill
For some reason, I can't explain
On that leak there was never,
Never an honest word
They smeared me 'cause I ruled Johto
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh...
