>>58441814it was literally a sport here for a while. 15% is high because most americans are out of shape, they just THINK they're the same americans of old, but proper athletes should still be able to have decent odds.
The trick is to just never let it grapple you. Its big move is to grab your neck then full-force-both-feet kick you right in the gut or groin. Same movement that launches them up to 42 feet away, very powerful. If it lands square you ARE out for the count. Or worse if the claws hit. BUT, if it never grapples you, it can't land the ult.
It's also how the kangaroo expects YOU to fight. There's a video of a blackbelt saving his dog from getting choked out by one and when it squares up (humans upright stance looks like kangaroo fighting posture, so it takes it as a mano-y-mano territory challenge and releases poochie) and he nails it right in the jaw the kangaroo backs up and just stares at him in indignation, disapproval, and bewilderment. "Bruh what the fuck was that???? WhathaFUCK was that! What the fuck you doing B, we're suppose to grapple and kick each other! What kind of bullshit cheating-ass thing is that, to just hit a man hard in the face with your arm. These tail-less straight-legged muthafuckers got NO honor, gyatdamn."
So, just amateur opinion here, but seems like the technique is to just use distant jabs and circle the thing with haymakers, because they're mainly only good at moving forward quick, turning is slow. In fact if you can perfectdodge your sidestep counterattack hooks, you'd be hitting it while it's reared back onto its tail and consistently knocking it over, and if you turn the tables and can get IT in a headlock from behind while on the ground, I think it's pretty much helpless, all its attacks face straight forward, its just going to keep flailing and jerking about until its brain loses oxygen.
Now, am I going to do it? Hell no you couldn't pay me. But I think if you were MMA and special trained yourself for it, yeah.
