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>westoid fans: NOOO IT'S JUST STARMIE BUT LONG
>jp fans: メガスターミーはおもろいですねwwwww
We could all learn something from them.
>inb4 CRINGE SLOP EATER CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
If a starmie with long legs is all it takes to make a man happy, is that really so bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 17:35:10 No.58462106 Report

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>>58462081
>Has the biggest glow up of the starters
>Still the least popular

Poor guy. He should've been a cool early game mon instead of a starter. BW really needed them too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 17:35:45 No.58462111 Report

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>>58462059
It gets huge power so vgc / smogon players will love it as well.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 17:36:53 No.58462122 Report

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>>58462059
Japan is also crazy about Tingle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 17:51:37 No.58462239 Report

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>>58462081
Orange > Blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 17:58:01 No.58462290 Report

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>>58462081
i hate this thing and its stupid fucking body shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 18:07:30 No.58462374 Report

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>>58462290
Turn on your monitor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 18:34:25 No.58462578 Report

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>>58462059
Sounds like its just bots shilling the new mega, just wait to see how popular mega starmie truly is once the hype dies out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 18:37:13 No.58462599 Report

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>>58462059
Ok but that video is genuinely fucking hilarious though and I'm not sure why
https://xcancel.com/cgchefs/status/1979677950598643881

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 18:38:37 No.58462606 Report

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>>58462059

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 19:25:51 No.58462973 Report

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>>58462059
coming for shotas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 19:29:46 No.58462999 Report

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Until there's Rule 34 of Mega Starmie, it's perceived popularity is greatly exaggerated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 19:30:23 No.58463004 Report

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>>58462059
Goofychads are in control

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 19:46:00 No.58463142 Report

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>>58462059
There are layers to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 19:58:41 No.58463254 Report

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>>58462059
Mega Starmie bring popular is poetry really.
>Fans spend over a decade dreaming up potential designs for Mega Starmie, being shooting stars or some cosmic deity
>This reflects the fan’s dreams of a grandious Pokemon game on par with Rockstar games but family friendly whimsical coat
>Instead of doing something that would take effort, GameFreak just changes the texture of Mega Starmie to be slightly different shade of Purple and has longer legs. Something you could effortlessly do in any 3D modeling software
>This reflects the philosphy of modern Pokemon, which is to do less than the bare minimum of expectations and put in barely any effort
>Fans eat up Mega Starmie’s official design, even going through the motions of defending it by claiming “it’s a reference!” and “it expands on the themes of its pre-evolution!” knowing that can’t actually defend the design. This being despite Mega Starmie being the most low effort Pokemon design of all time
>This reflects the fact that ZA will still sell like hotcakes and fans will defend a game that’s $60-$70 with early PS2 graphics and can’t even code collision correctly. Giving the typical “But I’m having fun!” and “who cares?” knowing full well they can’t defend ZA.
Bravo GameFreak

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 20:05:38 No.58463308 Report

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>>58462606
it's funnier with bad framerate desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 22:42:51 No.58464294 Report

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>>58462059
Mega Clefairy is the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 22:45:39 No.58464315 Report

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Obviously the worst Mega gets the best memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 22:49:39 No.58464332 Report

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>>58464315
Where are the Mega Pyroar meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 22:56:15 No.58464365 Report

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>>58462087
Real woman pussy couldn't make them happy so they turn to traps with dicks. What have you expected of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:15:13 No.58464480 Report

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>>58462059
Gee no way 660 BST, great movepo0l and a walking meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:17:29 No.58464492 Report

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>>58462059
>another iconic gen 1 mon in the spotlight
Zoomer bros… I don’t feel so good…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:18:25 No.58464499 Report

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>>58464480
It'll probably be 620 when added to other games, it got the same BST boost Mawile and Medicham's Megas got for not having an ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:18:31 No.58464500 Report

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>>58462081
The Mega looks better in Red. Regular Emboar looks better in Blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:19:37 No.58464508 Report

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>>58462081
What's the staff even made of? Burning hair?

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