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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 19:57:49 No.58463246 View View Reply Original Report

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How often do you think a Pokemon kills a human every year?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 20:06:12 No.58463314 Report

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And what type would have the highest count in the wild

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 20:07:47 No.58463332 Report

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>>58463314
Normal, flying, or rock since they're the most asessible

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 20:11:17 No.58463372 Report

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>>58463246
Not very many. Its hard to track though since most pokemon related deaths are actually caused by ghost types. How can you tell if a heart attack was natural or caused by a ghost eating their soul?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 20:17:48 No.58463414 Report

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>>58463246
>How often do you think a Pokemon kills a human
Once

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 20:23:01 No.58463455 Report

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Falling geodudes or gravellers probably kill hikers every so often

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 20:24:43 No.58463471 Report

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>>58463246
Pikachu electrocutes ash to death season 1 episode 1 and it’s all been a DMT death trip since then.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 21:02:26 No.58463749 Report

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>>58463246
Not as much, if they were real though they would kill atleast 50 dailys because of zoophiles like the subhumans on this board trying to have sex with them

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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 22:19:56 No.58464183 Report

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>>58463246
None, humans have been proven to be more resilient and stronger than Pokemon. Not a single documented case of a mon killing a human in any capacity, yes pokedex is all unadulterated bullshit. Humans however kill thousands, millions of mons every year. Where did you think that steak came from?

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