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Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:22:31 No.58464520 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58464601 >>58464776 >>58467643 >>58467646 >>58477693

well, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:35:17 No.58464601 Report

Quoted By: >>58464609 >>58464663 >>58464752 >>58464756 >>58466072 >>58466759 >>58467643

>>58464520
yes would would absolutely would
plant meat fleshlight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:36:36 No.58464609 Report

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>>58464601
it'll spill its spores everywhere. you'll end up getting AIDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:45:11 No.58464663 Report

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>>58464601
wtf i'm vegan now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:57:33 No.58464752 Report

Quoted By: >>58471983 >>58475262 >>58478122

>>58464601
I hope you get to fuck one but it injects you with it's venom and you die a slow and painful death

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:58:03 No.58464756 Report

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>>58464601
based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 00:00:07 No.58464776 Report

Quoted By: >>58464790 >>58466051 >>58466071 >>58466072 >>58466075 >>58467371 >>58467639 >>58476774

>>58464520
Her evolution ruins her cuteness

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 00:02:52 No.58464790 Report

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>>58464776
controversial but intelligent take

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 03:22:57 No.58466051 Report

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>>58464776
trvke
roserade just can't compare

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 03:24:55 No.58466071 Report

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>>58464776
Counter argument.
It can use eviolite now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 03:24:58 No.58466072 Report

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>>58464601
fpbp

>>58464776
roserade is still good howeverbeitso

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Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 03:25:10 No.58466075 Report

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>>58464776
Agreed 100%.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 05:34:37 No.58466759 Report

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>>58464601
Fucking roselia like the alarune plant girl in Corruption of Champions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 08:25:51 No.58467371 Report

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>>58464776
Nah Roserade is based. It's a superhero plant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 10:08:16 No.58467639 Report

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>>58464776
Roselia is hot while Roserade is cool. I like both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 10:09:44 No.58467643 Report

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>>58464520
>>58464601
>>58466051
>>58466075
>>58467639
Mfers actually get off to Roselia, wtf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 10:10:40 No.58467646 Report

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>>58464520
Absolutely would

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Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 10:18:30 No.58467667 Report

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Best plantfu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 11:01:22 No.58467790 Report

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>>58467643
It's a feminine humanoid pokemon. It's certainly not as weird as the much larger amount of people that want to fuck Umbreon for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 14:31:29 No.58468595 Report

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>>58467643
all things considered, roselia is pretty low on the scale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 15:27:55 No.58468857 Report

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>>58467643
You don't???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 15:33:22 No.58468879 Report

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>>58468857
some people, man. no respect for the classics.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 19:25:05 No.58470226 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 22:20:33 No.58471420 Report

Quoted By: >>58472110 >>58472996 >>58474135 >>58476713

>>58467790
It's a plant with no hands tho
>>58468595
Yeah I guess so
>>58468857
Evidently no kek. Most I've gone for is Lopunny and Gardevoir when I was younger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Oct 2025 23:48:37 No.58471858 Report

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someone post the gif of a trainer railing a roselia in a pokemon center right in front of nurse joy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 00:11:41 No.58471983 Report

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>>58464752
plants don't have venom they have poison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 00:39:04 No.58472110 Report

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>>58471420
>only goes for the most basic bitch Pokemon
>thinks he can see why people would or wouldn't love a Pokemon
A lack of hands is no issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 03:28:43 No.58472996 Report

Quoted By: >>58474268

>>58471420
what do you need hands for? you can hug her and kiss her and put your penis in her and she doesn't need hands for any of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 07:56:11 No.58474135 Report

Quoted By: >>58474204

>>58471420
I'd rather fuck a feminine humanoid plant than fuck a literal dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 08:17:30 No.58474204 Report

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>>58474135
Fair, guess I just don't see the allure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 08:31:04 No.58474268 Report

Quoted By: >>58474316 >>58475855

>>58472996
But how will she fetch me a beer from the fridge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 08:42:13 No.58474316 Report

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>>58474268
Vine whip lil bro. But really you should be fetching her a drink baka

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 12:54:09 No.58475262 Report

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>>58464752
I want Roselia to poison me with a kiss and fuck me while I'm helpless and my head is pounding, then cure me with Aromatherpy afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 13:13:21 No.58475335 Report

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>>58472110
I never said I go for them, just that those are the only ones I've ever seen that way since they're pretty much just humanoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 14:45:22 No.58475855 Report

Quoted By: >>58475866

>>58474268
Roselia wouldn't anyway since she wouldn't want you to drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 14:47:24 No.58475866 Report

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>>58475855
Pokemon do what their trainers command, and I have 8 gym badges.
They're getting me a beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 16:40:18 No.58476713 Report

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>>58471420
I don't get it either anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 16:50:19 No.58476774 Report

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>>58464776
trvke but while she's less cute she's also sexier
which one is better depends on taste and current mood

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 16:53:03 No.58476792 Report

Quoted By: >>58476880

I'm going to force feed every Roselia I encounter Shiny Stones! It will be a complete genocide of the species! Eventually people will believe that the line goes from Budew to Roserade because I will have eliminated all Roselia from existence!

Hahah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 17:00:10 No.58476856 Report

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>>58476774
eh, the generic boring eyes kneecap roserade's sex appeal. roselia's eyes are just way better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 17:03:47 No.58476880 Report

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>>58476792
>Get a budew
>Evolve it to Roselia
Seems unsustainable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 19:13:38 No.58477693 Report

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>>58464520
*lifts up leaf*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 19:39:26 No.58477911 Report

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>>58477693
perv

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 20:11:32 No.58478119 Report

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>>Is peak pokesex in youre path<<

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 20:12:17 No.58478122 Report

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>>58464752
Worth it imo, I leave behind a whole clutch of budew to carry my legacy on.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 20:13:39 No.58478133 Report

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>>58467643
Roselia and Roserade are peak shortstack material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 20:14:43 No.58478137 Report

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>>58470226
Kek

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