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>be me
>get hyped for Pokémon Legends Z-A
>leak happens, of course, it's GameFreak
>finally get the game
>it's not a game, it's a WEF training simulator
>the entire game is set in a 15-minute city version of Lumiose
>can't go out at night because it's too dangerous, literal curfew laws
>get sneak attacked at night, can't even enter shops because of "shoplifting"
>can't enter any fucking buildings, all real estate is unaffordable and owned by Blackrock probably
>all buildings are soulless modernist garbage
>men and women wear the same gender-neutral clothes, boys can wear skirts
>Naveen unironically looks like a female character and Urbain looks like an actual homo
>Lumiose is a "diverse" hellhole falling apart with overgrown grass and wild Pokémon ghettos
>no epic legends, just cold, hard, globohomo science
>try to escape the city? you just wake up in another part of the same city
>no public infrastructure, probably to cut down on carbon emissions or because everyone is poor
>NPCs complain they're not allowed to drive anymore
>need an app for everything, constant tracking, New World Order mark of the beast digital ID shit
>the game is literally set in the Pokémon equivalent of France, and it's happening in real life France right now.
>foreign Pokémon are immigrating en masse
>people are kicked out of their homes to make way for "Wild Areas"
>protesters against this are shut down and portrayed as being in the wrong
>a main story mission has you kick out home intruders, only to be told to let them in
>get hyped for Pokémon Legends Z-A
>leak happens, of course, it's GameFreak
>finally get the game
>it's not a game, it's a WEF training simulator
>the entire game is set in a 15-minute city version of Lumiose
>can't go out at night because it's too dangerous, literal curfew laws
>get sneak attacked at night, can't even enter shops because of "shoplifting"
>can't enter any fucking buildings, all real estate is unaffordable and owned by Blackrock probably
>all buildings are soulless modernist garbage
>men and women wear the same gender-neutral clothes, boys can wear skirts
>Naveen unironically looks like a female character and Urbain looks like an actual homo
>Lumiose is a "diverse" hellhole falling apart with overgrown grass and wild Pokémon ghettos
>no epic legends, just cold, hard, globohomo science
>try to escape the city? you just wake up in another part of the same city
>no public infrastructure, probably to cut down on carbon emissions or because everyone is poor
>NPCs complain they're not allowed to drive anymore
>need an app for everything, constant tracking, New World Order mark of the beast digital ID shit
>the game is literally set in the Pokémon equivalent of France, and it's happening in real life France right now.
>foreign Pokémon are immigrating en masse
>people are kicked out of their homes to make way for "Wild Areas"
>protesters against this are shut down and portrayed as being in the wrong
>a main story mission has you kick out home intruders, only to be told to let them in
