I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Mega Starmie or Mega Flygon. He said subjecting yourself to seeing a disgusting mega evolution is the equivalent of being raped by 50 felons at once! I told him that he was wrong and that I was having so much fun seeing all the new mega evolutions in Pokemon ZA. He claimed that GameFreak only hires drag king trannies now, and that is why every man in their new games looks like a deranged queer! I ground-typed him for homophobia. What would you have done?