>Be me
>Hanging out on the patio with family
>Chilling in a chair next to my Vaporeon
>We are discussing what to do for Thanksgiving
>Okay, so as we learned, anything egg related is off the table
>One of my family members wants to do mashed potatoes with goat cheese
>Vaporeon suggests that we fry a turkey
>I tell her that we have zero experience in frying whole animals
>She tells me it is okay because she is a water Pokemon and she knows an ice type move
My grandfather immediately went and grabbed his heart medicine. Maybe we'll just bake something instead..
