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>be french (already a huge L)
>move to Paris and open a store for an easy live in the big city where you can live comfortably without having to fear natural disasters from legendary pocket monsters like other regions, hopefully
>holy shit that american city got turned into a popsicle by some guys who already caused trouble years ago wtf, thank god this place is safe. You love this city and the precious Eiffel Tower protecting you, symbol of peace and beauty
>be thinking about how lucky you are with your comfortable lifestyle and your little cutesy shop when suddendly your holocauster I mean holocaster turns on and Jeff Bezos announces you and everyone you ever met and loved will die
>mass hysteria everywhere, obviously, specially when a massive light ascends (or descends? The reports are confusing) at the west of the region
>thankfully the lovely news lady announces the destruction is limited to only part of one town and the region is safe. She looks a little annoyed, tho, that's weird
>the rioters attacked your shop and took everything with it. You can't even get the repairs done fast because half the city is dedicated to a parade for the prodigy who stopped the laser beam thing or whatever, apparently the new champion
>apparently a love of people are leaving the city after the incident too, even your favourite news lady, that lovely woman, is suddendly missing. Missing the old norm as you work your ass off to get your comfortable lifestyle back
>two years later you are watching some report about your country's guardian deity pokemon being spotted in hawaii or something wtf is happening? Is even god gonna abandon you?
>go back to work, but there's even less customers now they are making a big ass building for a foreigner company next to you, you are so tired
>another two years later you are mostly completely recovered economically and mentally, if not for the pesky rats that have been appearing lately and even stealing from your shop
>move to Paris and open a store for an easy live in the big city where you can live comfortably without having to fear natural disasters from legendary pocket monsters like other regions, hopefully
>holy shit that american city got turned into a popsicle by some guys who already caused trouble years ago wtf, thank god this place is safe. You love this city and the precious Eiffel Tower protecting you, symbol of peace and beauty
>be thinking about how lucky you are with your comfortable lifestyle and your little cutesy shop when suddendly your holocauster I mean holocaster turns on and Jeff Bezos announces you and everyone you ever met and loved will die
>mass hysteria everywhere, obviously, specially when a massive light ascends (or descends? The reports are confusing) at the west of the region
>thankfully the lovely news lady announces the destruction is limited to only part of one town and the region is safe. She looks a little annoyed, tho, that's weird
>the rioters attacked your shop and took everything with it. You can't even get the repairs done fast because half the city is dedicated to a parade for the prodigy who stopped the laser beam thing or whatever, apparently the new champion
>apparently a love of people are leaving the city after the incident too, even your favourite news lady, that lovely woman, is suddendly missing. Missing the old norm as you work your ass off to get your comfortable lifestyle back
>two years later you are watching some report about your country's guardian deity pokemon being spotted in hawaii or something wtf is happening? Is even god gonna abandon you?
>go back to work, but there's even less customers now they are making a big ass building for a foreigner company next to you, you are so tired
>another two years later you are mostly completely recovered economically and mentally, if not for the pesky rats that have been appearing lately and even stealing from your shop
