>>58573463Can’t wait for this to come to America
>go to poke park kanto, spend $120 dollars to get inside >buy an 18.99 shitty plastic memorabilia blue lemonade slurpee with vaporeon and rotom on the top>walk down to the “nature trail” entrance>you are 35 and the the line is made up of mostly 6-7 year olds and their mothers>wait for 45 minutes to get to walk down path>as you enter you see kids running around swinging on the Pokémon, spilling ice cream on the Pokémon>you round a corner and see your favorite gen 1 Pokémon, unscathed>you go to take a picture when a small negro child goes over and overhead swings a metal pipe into the pokemons face, putting a hole in the material right in its eye>a park attendant comes over and attempts to stop him>his mother comes over wailing at the lady and you move on>sit down on a bench shaped like Lapras>your drink is frozen and needs to be broken up>you remove the top from the drink, which is nearly impossible, and accidentally spill it all over your shirt and pants>you mix up what’s left and try to put the cap back on, it does not fit and cracks the lid and the cup>security guard comes up to you and tells you that you can’t be sitting here that long>walk around a small loop and realize the the walk is about 100 yards long, looking through a thin patch of fake trees you can see the line to enter the “attraction”>two black men get in a fist fight in front of you>you walk away towards a cart selling food, you get a whiff of the most disgusting thing you could imagine>you go to a restaurant which is essentially a Pokémon themed applebees >everything tastes like the disgusting food you smelled outside, you pay 28 dollars for a pikachu shaped cupcake that tastes like dog food meat and you go home 
