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This bastard should have been executed by firing squad

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 16:07:39 No.58589331 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58589348 >>58589356 >>58589567 >>58591882

>Nearly committed omnicide
>Gets to live in his comfy aspergers paradise with Satan forever
Its not fair. Gen 3 had, what, ecoterrorists?
This fucker nearly killed everybody, I would have had Palkia blast his star-shattered carcass across the cosmos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 16:10:49 No.58589348 Report

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>>58589331
he got turned into a granny tranny in plass tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 16:12:12 No.58589353 Report

Quoted By: >>58589419 >>58590788

>tfw you are now older than cyrus

Grim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 16:13:12 No.58589356 Report

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>>58589331
good luck getting to him he's stuck in hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 16:15:54 No.58589363 Report

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He succeeds with his plan in the anime and jackshit happens.
Nothingburger villain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 16:31:17 No.58589419 Report

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>>58589353
Literally same age as him this year. Now I don't blame him for doing what he did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 17:00:34 No.58589567 Report

Quoted By: >>58594158

>>58589331
He's stuck there and most likely died due to starvation. No point in trying relocate him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 17:01:37 No.58589576 Report

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I think Cyrus had a point

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 20:51:51 No.58590788 Report

Quoted By: >>58592216

>>58589353
>>58589419
>27
Already a year older than him, already trapped in another dimension with pokesatan for all eternity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2025 20:52:59 No.58590796 Report

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He's a cult leader
Should've had poke-Waco'd him, or whatever they did to Aum Shinrikyo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 00:00:11 No.58591882 Report

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>>58589331
I don't think living stuck with pokesatan did him any favors once the honeymoon phase ran its course and he realized the world he had a boner for was complete shit the whole time just like everyone else told him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 00:02:22 No.58591895 Report

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Omnicide isn't technically illegal, show me the law that says I can't unravel the fabric of reality

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 00:08:26 No.58591932 Report

Quoted By: >>58592042 >>58592170 >>58592264 >>58592355

>tries to nuke Kalos
>lives
>isn't arrested on sight in Lumiose
There are no true consequences to your actions in Pokemon, unless you consider living 3000 years to be a negative consequence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 00:32:33 No.58592042 Report

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>>58591932
Living for 3000 thousand years doesn't sound pleasant at all. At least, unlike Cyrus, he is now fully aware of how retarded he was in his thought process. There's also the fact that without him, Zygarde and the mc would have been flattened by Ange

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 01:01:52 No.58592170 Report

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>>58591932
desu az didnt seem to enjoy it, lysandre probably wont either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 01:11:21 No.58592216 Report

Quoted By: >>58593236 >>58593243

>>58590788
He’s 27?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 01:18:02 No.58592264 Report

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>>58591932
The only detective in the city spends most of the game full-time trying to locate him, I don’t think it was lack of trying that kept him out of prison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 01:33:27 No.58592348 Report

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>>58591895
Real talk, the only thing Cyrus might actually get tried for is the terrorist bombings. He might get away with the thievery of pokemon, that can just be said to be the crimes of a couple of galactic employees. Everything at Spear Pillar was a big mess and you'd have to go off the eye witness accounts of some 10 year olds and Cynthia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 01:36:43 No.58592355 Report

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>>58591932
Don't forget, he's canonically the closest anyone's ever come to destroying the world. Zygarde only woke up and intervened because of HIM, not anyone else.
And even the ARBITER OF BALANCE decided he was capable of atonement and redemption, otherwise he would've been left for dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 03:32:16 No.58592891 Report

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>>58592876
If you never had a schizo meltdown over not hooking up with that girl who looked like Cynthia, Shaunberg, you would've never made yourself so notorious that your favorite vore artist got harassed just because his art is the poster child of your inane ramblings.
The fault lies with you for making a public spectacle that inspired other schizos to take it too far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 03:44:18 No.58592943 Report

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>>58592348
Cynthia's word is probably worth quite a lot in Sinnoh however

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 04:47:08 No.58593236 Report

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>>58592216
'fraid so

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 04:48:08 No.58593243 Report

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>>58592216

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 04:48:09 No.58593244 Report

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>>58592891
If you never had a schizo meltdown over not hooking up with that girl who looked like Cynthia, you haven't lived

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2025 10:43:02 No.58594158 Report

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>>58589567
>He's stuck there and most likely died due to starvation. No point in trying relocate him

You can't die of hunger if there is no spacetime

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