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Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 12:33:09 No.58605173 View View Reply Original Report

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Imagine being a Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 12:36:16 No.58605182 Report

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>>58605173
I want to be a Hypno and rape little girls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 12:40:32 No.58605198 Report

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I want to be a Gulpin and vore little girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 12:43:20 No.58605210 Report

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>>58605173
I want to be a Mawile and be a little boy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 12:44:13 No.58605219 Report

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I want to be a Blastoise and protect little girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 14:38:37 No.58605538 Report

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>>58605219
Based Blastoise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 19:54:37 No.58606769 Report

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>>58605210
based!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 23:53:37 No.58607949 Report

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>>58605173
But I was when I played PMD. Do you not have a common going into games machine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Nov 2025 23:59:10 No.58607982 Report

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>>58605173
anon! anon anon! anonon anon anon *starts eating out of a dog bowl despite being human shaped*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:00:48 No.58607986 Report

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>>58605173
God I wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:23:38 No.58608080 Report

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But what Pokemon will you be?
https://zufallspokemon.de/en/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:25:39 No.58608085 Report

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>>58608080
>Pinchurchin
I have literally zero knowledge of this Pokemon, but sea urchins are cool.
I wanted to be something fluffy and huggable though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:26:04 No.58608088 Report

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>>58608080
I got Hakamo-o. It's something past my time, and looks kinda gay but I'm sure there's way worse things I could have been.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:35:49 No.58608131 Report

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>>58608080
I'm a Spidops
Im okay with that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:36:42 No.58608136 Report

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>>58608080
holy fuck...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:37:30 No.58608143 Report

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>>58605173
I want to be a Zoroark and have a litter of son and daughter Zoruas with my Zoroark wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:37:32 No.58608144 Report

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>>58608088
You are covered in scales that are great at heat conductivity and make for very good cookware material, but are also very loud.
Have fun with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:37:39 No.58608145 Report

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>>58608080
I rolled a few times, I got fucking corphish, then gorebyss
fuck this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:38:30 No.58608151 Report

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>>58608080
>Pidgeotto
Sure, why not. I do love birds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 00:40:40 No.58608163 Report

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>>58608144
Cool I'm covered in spoons. That doesn't help :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 01:10:19 No.58608249 Report

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>>58608080
no
fuck off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 01:29:10 No.58608299 Report

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>>58608080
I bet my little pussy is tight and pink and its squirts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 01:58:15 No.58608447 Report

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>>58608136

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 01:58:46 No.58608451 Report

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>>58608299
you're male

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 02:05:32 No.58608480 Report

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As anon awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 02:08:53 No.58608497 Report

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>>58608447
The best gets outdated all the time anon. Nothing lasts forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 03:21:52 No.58608847 Report

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>>58608080
>Slowking
I could use some pants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 03:26:05 No.58608864 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 03:30:45 No.58608877 Report

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>>58608080
>Rayquaza
Fly in the ozone layer and protect the planet I guess
Also beat the shit out of any deoxys fucking shits that dare come close

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 03:33:18 No.58608886 Report

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>>58608080
>Porygon-Z
Guess I'll be a schizo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 04:17:53 No.58609039 Report

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>>58608080
Do you start at fully evolved? If we assume you are a Pokémon that just pops out an egg, then you would most likely be a level 1 Caterpie if you got Beedrill.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 04:22:49 No.58609056 Report

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>>58608080
As a mecha fan, I accept my destiny. Big O, showtime!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 04:35:35 No.58609093 Report

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>>58605173
A fate literally worse than death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 04:47:59 No.58609138 Report

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>>58608136
>>58608299
>>58608480
>>58609056
>>58608886
>>58608864
y'all are still being forced to eat from a floor dog bowl preserved for animals btw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 04:56:48 No.58609160 Report

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>>58609138
>inb4 all kinds of copes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 05:36:11 No.58609283 Report

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>>58608136
>What up gangster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 10:07:44 No.58609833 Report

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>>58605173
I have to actually OP, because that's the only way I could ever have sex with a human female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 10:23:45 No.58609868 Report

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>>58605219
>Being a little girl's pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 10:29:46 No.58609878 Report

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>>58608080
HOLY SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 13:16:20 No.58610395 Report

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>>58605173
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 14:46:58 No.58610636 Report

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>>58605173
I actually never wanted to be a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 14:48:08 No.58610642 Report

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>>58608447
still Uber

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 15:36:39 No.58610759 Report

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>>58610642
driver?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 16:14:42 No.58610902 Report

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>>58608080
>first try lickilicky
>second try crabominable
gonna stay a human thank you very much

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 20:57:49 No.58612000 Report

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>licks u

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 23:44:42 No.58612734 Report

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>>58610902
>not wanting a tongue that's 10x as long as you are tall
Double it and give it to the next person, then. I'll take it. >:P

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Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 23:52:58 No.58612779 Report

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>>58612734
Haunter has a long tongue too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Nov 2025 23:58:14 No.58612801 Report

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>>58608163
You're covered in bullet proof pans! Big difference, I promise.

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