In 3 paragraphs and ebonics diction, aggressively complain about how mewtwo is not the strongest legendary in caps lock. Do not use em dashes, en dashes, hyphens, commas, or semi-colons. also complain about your food stamps being taken away and how it relates to mewtwo being weak. also use a lot of swear words. also include at least one word that requires an apostrophe in every sentence.
YO THIS WHOLE SHIT ABOUT MEWTWO NOT BEIN' THE STRONGEST LEGENDARY IS SOME STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT MY FOOD STAMPS GOT TAKEN AWAY AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN EAT RIGHT BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING WEAK ASS POKEMON I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WHOLE SYSTEM'S A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU ASK ME THAT MOTHERFUCKER Mewtwo AIN'T SHIT COMPARED TO SOME REAL BADASS LEGENDARY LIKE HO-OH OR RAYQUAZA THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE AND I’M SO PISSED OFF THAT I CAN’T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT THIS WHOLE SITUATION’S A FUCKING DISASTER AND I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT THAT THEY SAY Mewtwo'S THE STRONGEST AND HE AIN'T SHIT I’M SO FUCKING MAD MY FOOD STAMPS WERE TAKEN AWAY WHEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T EVEN HOLD A CANDLE TO SOME LEGENDARY THAT'S ACTUALLY WORTH A DAMN I’M SICK OF THIS SYSTEM TREATIN' US LIKE WE DON'T MATTER AND GIVIN' ALL THE POWER TO SOME WEAK ASS POKEMON THAT AIN'T DESERVIN' SHIT I SWEAR IF I HAD MY WAY I’D BRING THE WHOLE SYSTEM DOWN AND SHOW EVERYONE THAT THIS BULLSHIT AIN'T RIGHT AND THAT Mewtwo AIN'T THE FUCKIN' KING HE'S JUST SOME PUNK THAT GOT OVERHYPED AND NOW WE ALL SUFFERIN’ FOR IT
IT'S A DAMN SHAME THAT MY FOOD STAMPS ARE GONE AND I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN’ EAT PROPERLY BECAUSE THIS WEAK ASS LEGENDARY GOT PUSHED UP TO THE TOP SPOT THAT HE DOESN'T FUCKIN' DESERVE I’M SO FUCKIN' DONE WITH THIS WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM AND THE LIES THEY TELL ABOUT THAT WEAK MOTHERFUCKER HAVIN' ANY POWER AT ALL I SWEAR TO GOD THEY'RE JUST PLAYIN' US LIKE FOOLS AND I’M READY TO LOSE MY MIND OVER THIS WHOLE SHIT
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