>>58645316The fact that I can instantly disproves your retarded bullshit.
>choco actually contains toxins and that's why it can kill your dogIt contains Caffeine and theobromine you retard. You're the one denying science. Humans can metabolize theobromine just fine, and can safely consume around 400 mg of caffeine a day without any side effects.
The reason it's toxic to dogs is that they cannot metabolize theobromine like humans can, and they can't process caffeine either. Finally, the only thing related to your cock that chocolate does is make you piss more because it's got both caffeine and theobromine in it, which in combination will cause your kidneys to produce more urine and increase your blood flow. So, really, it would actually make your dick better, not worse, because you'd have better blood flow to your cock. Why do you think it was used as an aphrodisiac through history?
Chocolate does not contain "toxins", it contains theobromine and caffeine, both of which humans can metabolize. The reason it kills your dog is because humans are built different.
If you're so scared of chocolate and its completely harmless effects on humans, I don't meant to alarm you, but water is one of the most corrosive substances on the planet, which obviously means you should never drink water because it will totally dissolve your intestines and stomach lining.
God I cannot stand you stupid joyless anti-science grifters.
