If fucking bortnova didn’t flop so badly, game freak wouldn’t feel the need to go all KANTOOOOOOOOO on everything and give the FUCKING KantOOOOOOO starters megas in X/Y over the FUCKING Kalos starters. I am STILL pissed about that. All 3 of the Kalos mega starters have only JUST NOW become finally available to use thanks to the chesnaughtite being delayed because of a pvp season reward (fuck that shit btw) but the reality is we should’ve had these megas the entire FUCKING time back in X/Y if gamefreak wasn’t so retarded with its KANTOOOOOOO pandering because of Bortnova flopping badly! And their extra retarded decision to NOT give the STARTER POKEMON evolutions of the region that introduced megas mega evolutions! Imagine if you actually did play X/Y back then and could mega evolve your starter with no extra KANTOOOOOO shit! Maybe Mega Greninja could have been used in place of that stupid FUCKING Ash Greninja form in the anime and Smash too! Maybe trAsh would’ve won that stupid tournament and FUCKED Serena if he did have a Mega Greninja instead of that jobbing form! Maybe instead of being in limbo, that form could’ve just never existed! And only now if you really wanted to, if you’re extra retarded or are still new to Z-A you can do a playthrough with one of these Kalos mega starters like Arceus intended! God, fuck CHARIZARD! Fuck Mewtwo! Fuck KANTOOOOOOOOOO! This was all shitnovas fault that has finally been corrected after all this time! These mega evolutions were promised to us 3,000 years ago! REEEEEREEEEE